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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 8:51:27 PM #1: |
-Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment Ass produces septic waste -When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good When someone say "That was ass!" it means with was bad -Boobs have a lot of fun names, such as melons, knockers, sweater puppies, honkers, ballistics, etc. Ass does have a few fun names like junk in the trunk, cake, etc. but not NEARLY as many as boobs do -If you suck on boobs, you're a chad If you do the same to ass, you're a weirdo -When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack -People who stare at boobs are brave because they risk the situation since the woman's gaze is right there, thus the excitement adds to the view. People who stare at ass are cowards because there's no risk of getting caught, thus the view lacks any excitement. -Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy and endless combinations, because they're open minded. Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded. -No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse. Some people are gonna say "hurr durr, ass is the original tho!". Yes, but so is walking on all fours and living in caves. Ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien Boobs > Ass >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 8:51:39 PM #2: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/4/AAOi5fAAB2iU.jpg --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 02/08/22 8:52:09 PM #3: |
Yes. --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 02/08/22 8:52:58 PM #4: |
Ass holds the pee and without pee we would all be dead --- This is signature Not waste of data at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 02/08/22 8:53:12 PM #5: |
A child suckles at the nipple. An adult eats ass. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr Sandbag 02/08/22 8:53:14 PM #6: |
Probably the best topic on CE right now. I can't fault you, but I have to include... -A women can always get an ass by working out, but can't get natural nice tits if she wasn't born with them A great pair of tits is rarer, and thus more valuable. --- got sand? The wall just got 10 feet higher ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shishiwakamaru 02/08/22 8:53:29 PM #8: |
I would post the scene from Prison School but thats definitely not allowed here >_> --- You've got to change your evil ways ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WorsCaseOntario 02/08/22 8:53:39 PM #9: |
Sucking on some nice titties >>> disgusting ass eating --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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refmon 02/08/22 8:54:28 PM #10: |
DrizztLink posted... A child suckles at the nipple. --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 8:54:45 PM #11: |
Shishiwakamaru posted... I would post the scene from Prison School but thats definitely not allowed here >_>It's been posted before with no problems. Just make sure it's the censored version that doesn't show naked tits lol also: SydneySweenHero posted... Some people are gonna say "hurr durr, ass is the original tho!". Yes, but so is walking on all fours and living in caves. Ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 02/08/22 8:55:04 PM #12: |
Anal feels better than titty fucking holmes --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 8:55:13 PM #13: |
DrizztLink posted... A child suckles at the nipple.Ass is for kids trying to act like adults Boobs are for actual adults --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 02/08/22 8:55:18 PM #14: |
I really can't argue with a lot of this, but I will not shame ass eaters. --- CyricZ He/him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 02/08/22 8:57:00 PM #15: |
SydneySweenHero posted... Boobs are for actual adultsCategorically false, unless you're still breast-feeding at 30. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 8:58:16 PM #16: |
CyricZ posted... I really can't argue with a lot of this, but I will not shame ass eaters.i got nothing against them, but society definitely does >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 02/08/22 9:03:13 PM #17: |
Why not both tho? --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 9:03:28 PM #18: |
Also in regards to that ass lovers speech in Prison School: Kiyoshi is actually a boob lover and loves boobs more than ass >_> He's just faking the speech so that he gains favor with the principal, since he found out that the principal is an ass-man --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokison 02/08/22 9:04:23 PM #19: |
I see where you're coming from, but may I propose the idea: They are equal. Huge rack: awesome Huge ass: awesome Both huge: Even more awesome --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 9:04:57 PM #20: |
Slayer_22 posted... Why not both tho? Lokison posted... I see where you're coming from, but may I propose the idea: They are equal.Don't be a fence sitter. Commit to a side! >_> --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 02/08/22 9:08:27 PM #21: |
SydneySweenHero posted... Don't be a fence sitter. Commit to a side! >_>I want to be the fence that gets sat on. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 33, 500th posts: 31; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shishiwakamaru 02/08/22 9:09:56 PM #22: |
PiOverlord posted... I want to be the fence that gets sat on. you mean the belly? --- You've got to change your evil ways ... Copied to Clipboard!
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legendarylemur 02/08/22 9:11:53 PM #23: |
DrizztLink posted... Categorically false, unless you're still breast-feeding at 30.Breast-feeding is something you do as a baby. Working them nipples is something adults do, and you don't do it for the sake of sustenance --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgur.com/krtFHol.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOtherMike 02/08/22 9:13:14 PM #24: |
Dudes don't have boobs, so ass wins by default. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 02/08/22 9:15:38 PM #25: |
Nipples feel better in my mouth than ass --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 02/08/22 9:17:53 PM #26: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/9/AAam6dAAC52h.jpg --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 02/08/22 9:19:11 PM #27: |
Undeniable proof ass is better: Woman lower half being thicccc >>>>>>>>>>> woman upper half being fat. --- This is signature Not waste of data at all ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 9:21:11 PM #28: |
DirkDiggles posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/9/AAam6dAAC52h.jpg SydneySweenHero posted... Some people are gonna say "hurr durr, ass is the original tho!". Yes, but so is walking on all fours and living in caves. Ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shishiwakamaru 02/08/22 9:23:41 PM #29: |
Look at his argument though. People arent attracted to wrists. Hes saying people are only attracted to boobs because they are wannabe asses --- You've got to change your evil ways ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 02/08/22 9:26:15 PM #30: |
You make this topic an awful lot. Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 9:28:04 PM #31: |
NoxObscuras posted... You make this topic an awful lot. Who are you trying to convince? Us or yourself?As CE's resident Titty Meister, it's important to remind everyone the truth and keep false ass propaganda in check --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 02/08/22 9:33:29 PM #32: |
People will hate you for the universal truths you're preaching, but do not let it move you. After all, people hated Jesus too. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Accolon 02/08/22 9:36:21 PM #33: |
Dakimakura posted... Ass holds the pee and without pee we would all be dead Nah dude, pee is stored in the balls --- http://i.imgur.com/XAMp8.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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haloiscoolisbak 02/08/22 9:41:38 PM #34: |
Never understood why this had to be a competition --- Started from the bottom now we here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NoxObscuras 02/08/22 9:42:03 PM #35: |
Accolon posted... Nah dude, pee is stored in the ballsAre we bringing that back? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 | i9-10900K | EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra | 32GB DDR4 3600 | 4TB SSD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 02/08/22 9:43:36 PM #36: |
SydneySweenHero posted...
Hell nah! Both 4 lyfe. --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowElite86 02/08/22 9:52:20 PM #37: |
Both can make me bust a fatty so I'm good with either. --- INGREDIENTS: Cancer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 02/08/22 9:58:13 PM #39: |
Dakimakura posted... Ass holds the pee and without pee we would all be dead Pee is stored in the balls. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 02/08/22 10:02:38 PM #40: |
DirkDiggles posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/4/9/AAam6dAAC52h.jpghttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/5/AAC3AyAAC527.jpg --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 11:37:36 PM #41: |
bump --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 02/08/22 11:47:13 PM #42: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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zhangliao1 02/09/22 12:09:36 AM #43: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Yes. --- "There are many children's books that teach morals, but I don't go around worshipping mother goose." - Dynalo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SydneySweenHero 02/09/22 6:05:41 AM #44: |
haloiscoolisbak posted... Never understood why this had to be a competitionCuz boobs are better than ass! --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZevLoveDOOM 02/09/22 6:06:20 AM #45: |
you can motorboat them both... >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 02/09/22 6:13:33 AM #47: |
SydneySweenHero posted... Some people are gonna say "hurr durr, ass is the original tho!". Yes, but so is walking on all fours and living in caves. Prison School was funny, but yeah, was never fond of prudes klutching "the original is always better" pearls. Such nonsensical logic hinders improvement/progression. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scamatoru 02/09/22 6:19:13 AM #48: |
what about feet --- nothing to see here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Slayer_22 02/09/22 6:28:14 AM #49: |
scamatoru posted... what about feet https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0 --- "And no I'm not signing your twitter after this type of attitude so don't ask..." - IIINCORRUPTIBLE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Master Kazuya 02/09/22 6:29:32 AM #50: |
Ass region is what you actually interact with during sex though. Boobs help attract but you're actually pounding where the ass is --- itt my post is the best ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid_Seb 02/09/22 9:28:20 AM #51: |
Anyone can have an ass; guys, girls, corgis, baboons, etc. To have a great pair of natural tits is a blessing that can't be replicated through any amount of effort. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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