Current Events > $10,000,000 but you are now President of the United States.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/08/22 2:16:29 AM
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Half the country thinks you are doing a lousy job.

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g0ldie
02/08/22 2:17:19 AM
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what about the other half

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Heartomaton
02/08/22 2:18:14 AM
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$10,000,000 and the opportunity to try and extinguish this fucking dumpster fire?

Aight.

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Guide
02/08/22 2:20:03 AM
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Only downside is being famous, but I think most people here could do a better job than Trump.

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:20:47 AM
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Do exactly what I think is the right thing to do, not bother with any reelection campaign.

Also be the only president to wear nothing but boxers (actually briefs) in the Oval Office since Clinton.
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BettyWhite
02/08/22 2:21:39 AM
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I would have fun with it knowing I'm just a figure head owned by the corporations.

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL!

AND HAVE A BIG DOOR ALLOWING ALL MEXICANS IN!

EVERYONE IS GETTING A STIMULUS.. AK47!

UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE TO TAKE CARE OF THOSE GUNSHOT WOUNDS!

Address the country solely through MySpace and Livejournal.

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Lost_All_Senses
02/08/22 2:22:45 AM
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Sure. We just witnessed from Trump that nomatter how incompetent I am, I still ain't facing any real reprecussions. And I'll at least have the advantage of not being a child stuck in an old man's body.

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:24:04 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
And I'll at least have the advantage of not being a child stuck in an old man's body.
Jimmy Carter is probably the only one who did that the other way around.
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The Popo
02/08/22 2:24:45 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/0/AAEqD0AAC5rm.jpg

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Lost_All_Senses
02/08/22 2:25:58 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Jimmy Carter is probably the only one who did that the other way around.

I don't think I like that very much at all

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Medussa
02/08/22 2:26:27 AM
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"yes, no, fuck it i resign"

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:28:23 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't think I like that very much at all
When was Carter ever not an old man?
The guy is ninety-seven, and still absurdly youthful somehow. Probably ran a tablesaw yesterday.
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PMarth2002
02/08/22 2:32:16 AM
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Take the money, and resign, leaving my VP, Bernie Sanders as president.

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DD Divine
02/08/22 2:32:18 AM
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Cool the first Atheist Italian President

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:35:02 AM
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I believe the highest approval rating there's ever been was George H. W. Bush, and he lost re-election anyway.
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Smashingpmkns
02/08/22 2:41:38 AM
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Do I get the nuclear codes or whatever

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:42:34 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Do I get the nuclear codes or whatever
No, you can't nuke Facebook, so stop asking.
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Imit8m3
02/08/22 2:43:14 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Do I get the nuclear codes or whatever
Not anymore.

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HA4e
02/08/22 2:56:25 AM
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Immediately resign and leave on a high note

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DeathDeathSong
02/08/22 2:57:19 AM
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i outlaw republicanism just for the lulz

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Questionmarktarius
02/08/22 2:57:29 AM
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Wasn't this the plot of a Robin Williams movie?
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