Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend discovers your entire internet history

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UnfairRepresent
02/07/22 5:48:13 PM
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Everything you've done, every site you've been too. No matter what methods you thought you went to hide it, she's found out about it all.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/5/AAZiH8AABUA9.png

Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined.

How do you react?
How do you think she would react?
What do you do?

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Questionmarktarius
02/07/22 5:49:50 PM
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"Oh neat, I've been trying to hunt down that stop-motion Lego video for probably twenty years now."
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Turbam
02/07/22 5:51:26 PM
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:v

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Esrac
02/07/22 5:58:16 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
02/07/22 5:58:45 PM
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She's gone

Unless, you know, she is my girlfriend for a good reason

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UnfairRepresent
02/08/22 6:00:48 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
She's gone

Unless, you know, she is my girlfriend for a good reason
as opposed to the girlfriends you have for bad reasons ?

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Guide
02/08/22 6:01:19 AM
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sweat profusely

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haloiscoolisbak
02/08/22 6:02:42 AM
#9:


UnfairRepresent posted...
as opposed to the girlfriends you have for bad reasons ?

Translation: she's open minded regarding porn

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pegusus123456
02/08/22 6:03:47 AM
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"Why have you read so much Teen Wolf fanfiction when you've never watched the show?"

Good question, couldn't tell you.

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Unspecified_NPC
02/08/22 6:08:42 AM
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"Eww why do you view that dude's topics? You should have him on ignore"

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MedeaLysistrata
02/08/22 6:09:47 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
as opposed to the girlfriends you have for bad reasons ?
No idea what you mean

Someone can misunderstand who a person is

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bsp77
02/08/22 6:48:23 AM
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I think she already has an idea of it. I'd be more concerned if she found some photos and videos from exes.

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Shablagoo
02/08/22 6:59:18 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
"Oh neat, I've been trying to hunt down that stop-motion Lego video for probably twenty years now."

Yeah this is like some sort of fucking superpower tbh

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GMAK2442
02/08/22 7:14:21 AM
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I don't see a problem. A bunch of GOV or State documents of all kind.
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TentacleDemon
02/08/22 7:16:47 AM
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She'd be thoroughly disturbed. She'd leave me and never speak to me again. I'd be totally devastated at the loss. Probably end up just driving off a cliff or something.

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The_Korey
02/08/22 7:22:02 AM
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I don't really know what to say here, joke serious or otherwise. Just glad I don't have any weird/sick fetishes or obsessions that I'd be humiliated by her knowing, I guess.

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UnfairRepresent
02/08/22 7:24:23 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Just glad I don't have any weird/sick fetishes or obsessions that I'd be humiliated by her knowing, I guess.
This sounds like what someone with weird /sick fetishes would say to me.

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Criminalt
02/08/22 7:31:01 AM
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"What the fuck is this shit?! This 'Current Events'? I've looked through some of that and oh my God, you waste your time on that sick, depraved garbage?! I'm sorry ... I just can't bear to be near you right now." Is probably what she'd say.

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nfearurspecimn
02/08/22 7:31:48 AM
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She'd think I was an alcoholic creepy loser and dump me. There wouldn't be anything I could do about it I don't think.

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bsp77
02/08/22 7:36:29 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
She'd think I was an alcoholic creepy loser and dump me. There wouldn't be anything I could do about it I don't think.
A lot of you guys who have never had a girlfriend simply assume that they wouldn't accept what you look at. They very well might if not going in a truly disturbing direction, like pedophilia.

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Nukazie
02/08/22 7:38:29 AM
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get the lube

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nfearurspecimn
02/08/22 7:39:56 AM
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bsp77 posted...
A lot of you guys who have never had a girlfriend simply assume that they wouldn't accept what you look at. They very well might if not going in a truly disturbing direction, like pedophilia.
No I mean I've sent some cringe ass shit to people via PM or DM

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Dakimakura
02/08/22 7:48:53 AM
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Hopefully she isn't transphobic


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bsp77
02/08/22 7:51:12 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
No I mean I've sent some cringe ass shit to people via PM or DM
As long as before you were dating, you can just claim that she changed you

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/08/22 7:55:16 AM
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Already shown her my internet history, seen her history online as well, we got a good laugh at some stuff we looked at long ago.

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RetsuZaiZen
02/08/22 8:02:51 AM
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How do you react?
How do you think she would react?
What do you do?

I don't.
She wouldn't care.
Nothing.

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Ilishe
02/08/22 8:04:05 AM
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There's nothing incriminating

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nfearurspecimn
02/08/22 8:05:39 AM
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bsp77 posted...
As long as before you were dating, you can just claim that she changed you
this is the funnist shit I've read in 30 days thanks

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