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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:03:57 AM
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My anus is bleeding.

For the love of god and all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING.

Editors note: it actually is. No pics.

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Error1355
02/04/22 10:05:14 AM
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should prob get that checked out

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Veggeta_MAX
02/04/22 10:05:18 AM
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wtf

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gunplagirl
02/04/22 10:05:44 AM
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TC'shttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/9/AAc53qAAC39H.jpg
Is bleeding

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TheHoldSteady
02/04/22 10:06:16 AM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47pILZyUGHg

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:06:29 AM
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Error1355 posted...
should prob get that checked out
Nah, I know whats causing it.

The doctor would go Im a doctor and Ive seen blood before, and thats blood alright! Yup. Next patient plz

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TheHoldSteady
02/04/22 10:07:16 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Nah, I know whats causing it.

The doctor would go Im a doctor and Ive seen blood before, and thats blood alright! Yup. Next patient plz

Get a new doctor

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:08:12 AM
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TheHoldSteady posted...
Get a new doctor
The new doctor would also say oh boy, why did I become a doctor when Im afraid of blood? Please pull your pants up and stop showing me your bloody bum

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gunplagirl
02/04/22 10:10:04 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The new doctor would also say oh boy, why did I become a doctor when Im afraid of blood? Please pull your pants up and stop showing me your bloody bum
The third doctor, they're the new age one who will say to realign your chakras by using plenty of lube when you bottom. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/2/AAc53qAAC4HA.jpg

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:13:09 AM
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Why do I feel like this topic is going to end up being a saga of different medical professionals I show my gory sphincter to?

Seriously though, I dont need to see a doctor about it.

Its not like, the scary kind of anal bleeding.

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kingdrake2
02/04/22 10:13:16 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The doctor would go Relax... Im a doctor


oh crap.
should get it checked out regardless.

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gunplagirl
02/04/22 10:14:30 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Why do I feel like this topic is going to end up being a saga of different medical professionals I show my gory sphincter to?

Seriously though, I dont need to see a doctor about it.

Its not like, the scary kind of anal bleeding.
You're gonna hate this, but I did my research and the next doctor? Possibly a Nazi.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/5/AAc53qAAC4vr.jpg

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AvlButtslam
02/04/22 10:18:05 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Why do I feel like this topic is going to end up being a saga of different medical professionals I show my gory sphincter to?

Seriously though, I dont need to see a doctor about it.

Its not like, the scary kind of anal bleeding.
I feel like almost if not all kinds of anal bleeding is the scary kind.

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:19:52 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
I feel like almost if not all kinds of anal bleeding is the scary kind.

Well, its not so much anal bleeding itself youve got to worry about, more so if the bleedings coming from your colon/bowel/etc.

Im all current on my colonoscopy (apparently everythings clean as a whistle down there). No polyps or coeliacs or anything like that.

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kingdrake2
02/04/22 10:25:00 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
polyps


they're growing inside.

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:26:12 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
they're growing inside.

Nah, as I said. Clean as a whistle.

My gastroenterologist had pictures and everything.

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MrToothHasYou
02/04/22 10:33:09 AM
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Is it actually bleeding or did you just eat something with a bunch of Red Dye No. 40? Because Ive had a couple scares before

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Alteres
02/04/22 10:33:25 AM
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I always think youre british not aussie, so I was going to say weird time but nvm.

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:34:36 AM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Is it actually bleeding or did you just eat something with a bunch of Red Dye No. 40? Because Ive had a couple scares before
Nah, no red dye.

Or blue dye either.

I remember once I ate 6 blueberry bagels in about 3 days. My poo was green for a few days.

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:34:59 AM
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Alteres posted...
I always think youre british not aussie, so I was going to say weird time but nvm.
Oh no, its currently 2:30 AM, but I cant freakin sleep

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FabIe
02/04/22 10:36:07 AM
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Blood bright red? Good to go, Fred!
Blood coffee chunks and brown? Yer shuttin' down!

Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional.

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:39:10 AM
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FabIe posted...
Blood bright red? Good to go, Fred!
Blood coffee chunks and brown? Yer shuttin' down!

Disclaimer: I am not a medical professional.

Yeah, Im talking Ferrari red, rather than old busted Citroen red.

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electrochica
02/04/22 10:42:01 AM
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This topic is making me nervous. But you seem to.... be in control of the situation...

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masterpug53
02/04/22 10:42:07 AM
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I can sympathize. A few months ago I had a thrombosed hemorrhoid that burst a few days after appearing and bled slowly for about five days before finally closing up. I couldn't schedule a doctor's visit for a few weeks after, and on advice from medically-trained loved ones, I didn't consider it serious enough to go to the ER.

Scared the hell out of me when the bleeding didn't stop after a few hours, but it always looks worse than it actually is (as in blood on TP / in the bowl tricks you into thinking you're bleeding a lot more than you actually are). And as long as it's bright red, that should indicate that it's not something more serious. So after a few hours I was able to just relax, stop exacerbating the problem with excessive wiping, put some maxi pads in my underwear for the next few days to keep my pants clean (and subsequently building up further empathy for the fairer sex), and finally it was able to heal up.

When I was finally able to get in to see a doctor, both he and the specialist I saw later said everything was looking good, no further treatment necessary. Had the little son of a bitch not burst on its own (so immensely thankful that it did), they would have lanced it themselves and things would've more or less turned out the same.


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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:44:47 AM
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Yeah, thats my attitude to the whole situation.

Thankfully, haemorrhoids arent an issue.

Its more that Ive had bad diarrhoea for the last week. Ive been trying to quit smoking, and the lozenges Ive been using have been playing merry hell on my guts. Patches do the same thing and the inhalators/sprays just give me an asthma attack. Lol.


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TetsuoS2
02/04/22 10:46:23 AM
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at least it just seems like a case of butthurt

hope it gets better

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:48:53 AM
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TetsuoS2 posted...
at least it just seems like a case of butthurt

hope it gets better
Thats my secret Cap, Im always butthurt.

Nah, not really.

If my guts are still in turmoil tomorrow Ill probably pop two Imodium and give the poor thing a rest.

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Returning_CEmen
02/04/22 10:52:46 AM
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Did you drink a lot of alcohol last night?
Could be a hemorrhoid
Could be an internal hemorrhoid

if it is bleeding all day definitely go to the doctor and get it checked out

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accord
02/04/22 10:54:39 AM
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if its bright red then its probably just a wound around the hole and would heal in about 2-3 weeks.
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BlingBling22947
02/04/22 8:20:38 PM
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Favorite Starbucks order?

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Alteres
02/04/22 8:26:28 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Favorite Starbucks order?
Why?

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DrizztLink
02/04/22 8:30:53 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Yeah, Im talking Ferrari red, rather than old busted Citroen red.
Ferrari red typically means bleeding right there, hemorrhoid or a cut or something.

Darker blood means it's further up the tubing.

Similar with vomiting blood: if it's bright-red and just a little it's probably just a little cut somewhere, if it's like coffee grounds it's being digested and something is not right.

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Mistere Man
02/04/22 8:43:51 PM
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This could possibly help

https://youtu.be/1PX_wBFwY6Y?t=10


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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:41:11 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Favorite Starbucks order?
I don't think there are any Starbucks places here anymore.

DrizztLink posted...
Ferrari red typically means bleeding right there, hemorrhoid or a cut or something.

Darker blood means it's further up the tubing.

Similar with vomiting blood: if it's bright-red and just a little it's probably just a little cut somewhere, if it's like coffee grounds it's being digested and something is not right.


Yeah, that's why I'm not too worried about it.

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Itachi157
02/04/22 10:45:06 PM
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Same thing happened to me a lot. Turns out I had/have ulcerative colitis.

But yeah if it keeps doing it you need to get a colonoscopy. Or at the very least get evaluated by a doc.
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nexigrams
02/04/22 10:58:04 PM
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That sucks. My front leaks something akin to gravel. Lots of little rocks, sometimes a big rock inevitably gets stuck somewhere along the way and that hurts like hell. My remaining days on earth will be spent in extraordinary agony because of this. Isn't life grand?


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Harpie
02/04/22 10:59:37 PM
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I woke up this morning in a small pool of blood ._.

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The_Creep_2020
02/05/22 3:12:34 AM
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nexigrams posted...
That sucks. My front leaks something akin to gravel. Lots of little rocks, sometimes a big rock inevitably gets stuck somewhere along the way and that hurts like hell. My remaining days on earth will be spent in extraordinary agony because of this. Isn't life grand?

Life is fuckin lovely.

OK, so the good news is, my stomach will settle down because I've run out of nicotine lozenges.

The bad news is, I've run out of nicotine lozenges.

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viewmaster_pi
02/05/22 3:14:09 AM
#41:


here's a fucking question for you: why do dudes on this board overshare every gross facet of their lives here

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The_Creep_2020
02/05/22 3:17:14 AM
#42:


viewmaster_pi posted...
here's a fucking question for you: why do dudes on this board overshare every gross facet of their lives here
Believe me, this is undersharing.


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The_Creep_2020
02/05/22 10:47:22 AM
#43:


My bottom is officially no longer bleeding.

Hooray.

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Error1355
02/05/22 10:55:17 AM
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Congrats.

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The_Creep_2020
02/05/22 10:56:24 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Congrats.
Im pretty chuffed about it, not gonna lie

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The_Creep_2020
02/06/22 6:13:29 AM
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Ok, so the no diarrhoea thing was a bit premature.

No blood though, so that's something.

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AirFresh
02/06/22 6:22:15 AM
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Man when I was 10 and went to the doctor because my anus was bleeding I really wish I knew or was informed that it's just a cut and what's worse is I wish I was informed I was going to get a finger up my butt. Was not expecting that to say the least. Glad to hear it's all good for you TC.

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