Current Events > Fuck/Marry/Kill: Shiva, Sheva and Sheeva

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/22 7:44:35 AM
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Choose your destiny






From Final Fantasy, Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat respectively

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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose!
Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

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RetsuZaiZen
02/04/22 8:49:18 AM
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Shiva is a literal God, so I'm going to just smash.

Sheva is awesome and would be a great wife.

Piss of Sheeva.

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Irony
02/04/22 9:07:47 AM
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Posted worst Shiva

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/22 10:02:38 AM
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Irony posted...
Posted worst Shiva
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Dakimakura
02/04/22 10:03:37 AM
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I just picked a random one, no way i am reading all that shit

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The_Creep_2020
02/04/22 10:04:38 AM
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Sheev Popeatine

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Irony
02/04/22 10:17:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
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Worst one that matches the topic criteria

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/22 10:18:32 AM
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What one would you pick?

They are all pretty generic

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Irony
02/04/22 10:19:32 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What one would you pick?

They are all pretty generic
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/0/AAJHVqAAC4vw.jpg

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The_Korey
02/04/22 10:22:03 AM
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Harem all 3. MK Sheeva's may not be as hot as the other two, but I bet she gives amazing massages. (As well as other hand stuff >_>)

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Solar_Crimson
02/04/22 10:25:35 AM
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Sex Shiva
Marry Sheva
Kill (lol good luck) Sheeva

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Alteres
02/04/22 10:28:43 AM
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Marry shiva, wtf.

Literal goddess or girl that is going to get you bit.

...or genderbent goro

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JuanCarlos1
02/04/22 10:28:52 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Sex Shiva
Marry Sheva
Kill (lol good luck) Sheeva


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jumi
02/04/22 10:30:16 AM
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Fuck Sheeva, marry Sheva, kill Shiva.

Shiva would give you frostbite and turn your dick into an icicle. You can't fuck her. Only Ifrit could fuck her.

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UnfairRepresent
02/04/22 11:20:01 AM
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Alteres posted...
Marry shiva, wtf.

Literal goddess or girl that is going to get you bit.

...or genderbent goro
I think Sheeva is hot

I'm just gonna say it

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/22 6:59:24 AM
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lol that killed the topic

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accord
02/05/22 7:01:14 AM
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Gentiana
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Son Of Spam
02/05/22 7:14:03 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
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Worst? That one is a two for one special.

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DocDelicious
02/05/22 7:18:31 AM
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Shivakamini Somakandarkram

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ViewtifulJoe
02/05/22 7:43:28 AM
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Sheva is the best option here by a mile. Even with the big handicap you gave the other two by using the default costume and not Fairy Tale or Business. She has a mercs loadout with a handcannon and 5 gold eggs (5 full health bars and they all stack on one inventory spot, man), can do spinning jump kicks, will happily follow you around with 8 first aid sprays and a longbow to keep you safe and healthy and she got to meet RE5 Wesker in person which is has to be some sort of blessing, enlightenment or misc good luck spell. Never forget Chris assaulted that boulder for her. You don't do that for just anyone.

Shiva doesn't talk which sucks and she probably radiates cold which I don't need because it's winter already. She would probably attract a lot of negative attention just by being some sort of ice demon that shoots ice blasts. She also might try to make me attend one of those Yevon temple trials which I'm not in the mood for. Non-verbally. I bet that's not obtuse and tiring.

Sheeva is from the cartoonishly evil MK dimension where people tear each other limb from limb over small disagreements. I'm not even going for the easy cosmetic insults. She probably has little to no concept of empathy and has values wholly incompatible with what you'd want. Last time I checked her moveset sucked, getting taken clothes shopping with her would be an absolute ordeal, she's probably not very interesting to talk to and probably puts way to much effort into trying to sound tough. Any ideas in your head about what four arms could do will probably only lead to frustration when she either won't or can't understand and reciprocate.

Sheva could also defeat both of them because the RE5 infinite rocket launcher is out of control in the best way.

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/22 7:51:01 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Shiva doesn't talk which
She talks in 15

And her fayth talks in X

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catboy2
02/05/22 8:01:49 AM
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Kill Shiva and Sheeva they're both monsters

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ViewtifulJoe
02/05/22 8:02:54 AM
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Okay that really doesn't help her case, being asked to visit FF15 is even worse than a temple trial and I'd forgotten in X you're not talking about just some naturally occurring entity, it's actually some sort of manifestation of someone who sacrificed themselves.

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UnfairRepresent
02/05/22 8:04:25 AM
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ViewtifulJoe posted...
Okay that really doesn't help her case, being asked to visit FF15 is even worse than a temple trial and I'd forgotten in X you're not talking about just some naturally occurring entity, it's actually some sort of manifestation of someone who sacrificed themselves.
I should point out I never played FF15

Someone just told me Shiva speaks backwards in it lol

She's a cryptic lass

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