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Noumas
02/03/22 2:30:14 AM
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https://youtu.be/jwChcFTnsFo
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pfh1001
02/03/22 3:53:14 AM
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I hate this sexualized ASMR shit.
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FF_Redux
02/03/22 4:17:29 AM
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Cant even fucking see her. Had to mute it even after 2 seconds.

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indica
02/03/22 4:28:37 AM
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Why did you feel the need to insert (human)?

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MedeaLysistrata
02/03/22 4:34:26 AM
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xoxo?

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MI4 REAL
02/03/22 4:36:11 AM
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all you need to do is ASMR and you don't need to work a day in your life.

Ask Amouranth.

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MICHALECOLE
02/03/22 5:17:51 AM
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What is asmr
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JTilly
02/03/22 5:18:49 AM
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Im sure you know this but Aubrey did an Asmr herself lol
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FurryPhilosifer
02/03/22 5:20:35 AM
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I love asmr but the stuff I like seems so detached from what most people consider asmr... like this. This stuff creeps me out. Even people tapping and whispering and shit irritate me. Just speak softly and pretend to be a doctor.

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Tom Clark
02/03/22 5:25:37 AM
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indica posted...
Why did you feel the need to insert (human)?

Because the person in the video is human.

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/03/22 5:27:34 AM
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Aubrey Plaza could very well spawn a demon tho so i dont blame TC for specifying in the title... >_>
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indica
02/03/22 5:39:09 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
Because the person in the video is human.
I mean, what other type of baby would two humans produce? I'm honestly curious...

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FurryPhilosifer
02/03/22 5:39:45 AM
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indica posted...
what other type of baby would two humans produce?
Mike Pence.

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MICHALECOLE
02/03/22 5:58:37 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What is asmr

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MedeaLysistrata
02/03/22 6:05:30 AM
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You got a vice president? Now that's a good one

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UnfairRepresent
02/03/22 6:06:52 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
What is asmr
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ... A genre of videos intended to induce ASMR has emerged, over 15 million of which had been published on YouTube by 2021.

it's hot girls making weird noises directly into a mic so guys can get off and act like it isn't porn

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Ryven
02/03/22 6:21:23 AM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
I love asmr but the stuff I like seems so detached from what most people consider asmr... like this. This stuff creeps me out. Even people tapping and whispering and shit irritate me. Just speak softly and pretend to be a doctor.


I'm the same way. Whispering is annoying, but soft speaking is awesome. Because it just feels more natural and plus the resonance in the voice when softly speaking is great. Soft speaking roleplays (and no, not pervy ASMRrotica ones) are the bomb.

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Jiek_Fafn
02/03/22 6:30:27 AM
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I want her to give me a (dick) blowjob

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JTilly
02/03/22 6:35:00 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Her: how do you want it?

Jiek_Fafn: exactly how you gave it to those foam ears earlier bby
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MICHALECOLE
02/03/22 6:44:48 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR), sometimes auto sensory meridian response, is a tingling sensation that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. ... A genre of videos intended to induce ASMR has emerged, over 15 million of which had been published on YouTube by 2021.

it's hot girls making weird noises directly into a mic so guys can get off and act like it isn't porn
Weird
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JTilly
02/03/22 6:52:30 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Weird
Nah bro, let kel lul you to sleepies

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Noumas
02/05/22 2:55:06 AM
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JTilly posted...
Im sure you know this but Aubrey did an Asmr herself lol
Oh lol good point:

https://youtu.be/MXaBom7KKmU

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nexigrams
02/05/22 3:18:52 AM
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pfh1001 posted...
I hate this sexualized ASMR shit.

Me too holy shit, it's so bad.

I found ASMR a long time ago because of a conversation I had with a friend where we discovered we each had an experience as kids where we got intense tingles from the hairdresser lady doing a shampoo with really long nails. She told me what it was called, and that people try to replicate it on youtube. Since then, that's all I've ever wanted from ASMR, that tingle down my spine. If want porn I'll go find someone hot (and not wearing clothes...or slobbering all over my ears).

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BlackHorse6969
02/05/22 3:20:49 AM
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Licky licky licky

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Noumas
02/07/22 3:02:26 AM
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indica posted...
Why did you feel the need to insert (human)?
Well I didn't want to assume if it was a boy or girl and step on anyone's toes so I just wanted to remain neutral.
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DrizztLink
02/07/22 3:05:29 AM
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indica posted...
I mean, what other type of baby would two humans produce? I'm honestly curious...
Depends on if extraplanar beings have interacted with the bloodline in the past.

Tieflings aren't necessarily born when a human fucks a demon, sometimes it waits around for a few generations before expressing.

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Noumas
02/09/22 4:57:26 AM
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nexigrams posted...
Me too holy shit, it's so bad.

I found ASMR a long time ago because of a conversation I had with a friend where we discovered we each had an experience as kids where we got intense tingles from the hairdresser lady doing a shampoo with really long nails. She told me what it was called, and that people try to replicate it on youtube. Since then, that's all I've ever wanted from ASMR, that tingle down my spine. If want porn I'll go find someone hot (and not wearing clothes...or slobbering all over my ears).
Also haircuts

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