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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:16:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAYOk1AAC4Tl.jpg

GOAT football player

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/8/AAYOk1AAC4Tm.jpg

GOAT MMAist

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/9/AAYOk1AAC4Tn.jpg

GOAT Hockey player

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/0/AAYOk1AAC4To.jpg

One of two GOAT soccer players

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAYOk1AAC4Tp.jpg

The GOAT baseball player

Analysis: Batman and Captain America should not have a 6 pack.

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Anony1125
02/02/22 5:20:17 PM
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you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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Jiek_Fafn
02/02/22 5:22:33 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/8/AAQnM_AAC4Tw.jpg

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HagenEx
02/02/22 5:23:45 PM
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Well, Cap was a weakling until he was given the serum.

Bruce Wayne is a multimillionaire, he probably had those done.

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Lokison
02/02/22 5:24:31 PM
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But then you have this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAe7xyAAC4Ty.jpg

Strongest punch in the world. THATS why Batman and Cap have a 6 pack.

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BobanMarjanovic
02/02/22 5:24:38 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/1/AAeROhAAC4Tz.jpg

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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:26:33 PM
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HagenEx posted...
Well, Cap was a weakling until he was given the serum.

Bruce Wayne is a multimillionaire, he probably had those done.

This is a flopic.


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/3/AAYOk1AAC4T1.jpg

This man with a belly full of stretch marks would beat the shit out of batman / captain america.

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Wetterdew
02/02/22 5:28:46 PM
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so much of sports comes down to deeply ingrained muscle memory, ingrained reflexes, and quick thinking.

most of these are team sports, though. many sports definitely have an "athletic" body type
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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:29:43 PM
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Lokison posted...
But then you have this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAe7xyAAC4Ty.jpg

Strongest punch in the world. THATS why Batman and Cap have a 6 pack.

Ngannou is only so ripped because of the weight limit. Even with that low of body fat he is close to the limit. Imagine how beastly he could be if he didn't have to starve himself and could look like a true elite athlete like teh greatest strong man of all time?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AAYOk1AAC4T-.jpg

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Pogo_Marimo
02/02/22 5:34:28 PM
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Lol what is this 2011? Fedor the MMA goat?

Khabib, Jon Jones, GSP, and Mighty Mouse all have much more consistent competition in their prime.

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Timmyjinkle
02/02/22 5:34:57 PM
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It depends on the sport:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/1/AAO_qBAAC4UH.jpg

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FortuneCookie
02/02/22 5:38:51 PM
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That esports girl. Or boy. I don't care. They pretty.

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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:42:58 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Lol what is this 2011? Fedor the MMA goat?

Khabib, Jon Jones, GSP, and Mighty Mouse all have much more consistent competition in their prime.

Prime Fedor would eat up and shit out each of them. Weight classes exist for a reason, and heavyweight is king.

Here's another elite heavyweight boxer
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAYOk1AAC4UN.jpg

Notice the fat guy is standing and the buff guy is on the his ass.

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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:45:21 PM
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https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

ESPN's take on most athletic sports. So this should really focus on boxing, ice hockey, football, basketball, and wrestling if we want to talk about the elite athletes.

Here is another elite athlete for you

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/3/AAYOk1AAC4UT.jpg

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Pogo_Marimo
02/02/22 5:52:12 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
Prime Fedor would eat up and shit out each of them. Weight classes exist for a reason, and heavyweight is king.

Here's another elite heavyweight boxer
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAYOk1AAC4UN.jpg

Notice the fat guy is standing and the buff guy is on the his ass.
You do realize Jon Jones would weigh MORE than Fedor if he didn't cut and do weight control, right? The only reason Fedor was a HW was because he was a fat bum who got by with some punching power and actual grappling skills in an era of generally poor grappling, so he didn't need to cut 30 pounds of fat off his body. Dude should have been fighting at MW if we're honest, then he wouldn't need to fight such elite athletes as Antonio fucking Silva lmfao.

Jon Jones would clown him at Heavyweight.

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Norman_Smiley
02/02/22 5:59:15 PM
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Jon Jones would have lost to this guy if Jones wasn't a cheater that takes steroids.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAYOk1AAC4Uf.jpg

Asterisk after every Jones victory anymore.

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WingsOfGood
02/02/22 6:00:22 PM
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women have said ripped dudes are a turn off quite often
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ChainedChained
02/02/22 6:02:11 PM
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These guys have the makings of a varsity athlete.
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DespondentDeity
02/02/22 6:09:25 PM
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Member when Jokic was all fat?

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HagenEx
02/02/22 6:14:17 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Jon Jones

C'mon, how can you mention that piece of shit garbage ass cheater in a discussion about GOATs. I agree, Fedor doesn't even break the top 5, but Bones is not even in the top 20.

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Pogo_Marimo
02/02/22 6:45:34 PM
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HagenEx posted...
C'mon, how can you mention that piece of shit garbage ass cheater in a discussion about GOATs. I agree, Fedor doesn't even break the top 5, but Bones is not even in the top 20.
I figured it was only fair since Fedor almost certainly used steroids during his prime in Japan.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/02/22 6:57:53 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/5/AANRQlAAC4WN.jpg

Yeah no one can look like this without an excessive amount of PEDs

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SauI_Goodman
02/02/22 6:58:55 PM
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Jon jones is a piece of shit for quoting dan gable. Basically long story short. Dan gable is one the greatest wrestlers ever and he has a very good quote out there. "I knee if a guy was on steroids i already had him beat. Becaise he is mentally weak and doesnt have the same passion i do."
Then jones tests positive for steroids. Twice.

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YookaLaylee
02/02/22 7:05:06 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/5/AANRQlAAC4WN.jpg

Yeah no one can look like this without an excessive amount of PEDs

This guy who I used to be subscribed to on YouTube has a similar physique though hes shorter. I dont think he takes PEDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDI7zykE4mI

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bladegash
02/02/22 7:07:57 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Lol what is this 2011? Fedor the MMA goat?

Khabib, Mighty Mouse.


Lol no.

Not khabib or mighty mouse. Khabib has fought, what, 5 high profile lightweights. Only 2 or 3 of whom were not out of their prime. And while MM was the goat of his division, his competition sucked balls.

Fedor has a much more impressive resume. Bones and GSP are the only ones that compare.

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haloiscoolisbak
02/02/22 7:15:08 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/0/AAHjeiAAC4XE.jpg

Cricket isn't popular on this site but Shane Warne is considered one of the goats and was always an overweight heavy smoker his whole career

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rodu_jr
02/02/22 7:23:59 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/3/AAakp_AAC4Xb.jpg

hockey legs
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Timmyjinkle
02/02/22 7:25:57 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
That esports girl. Or boy. I don't care. They pretty.

<_<

That poster isn't a joke: In 2019 he became the first player to qualify for Worlds seven years in a row (In League of Legends).

Anyway, here's a delivery for you deviants:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/1/AAO_qBAAC4Xj.jpg
("E-Sports Athlete's" name: Sneaky)

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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/02/22 7:51:54 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
This guy who I used to be subscribed to on YouTube has a similar physique though hes shorter. I dont think he takes PEDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDI7zykE4mI

Zac Perna is definitely not natural

https://youtu.be/qcOJz4QmTs4

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YookaLaylee
02/02/22 7:54:55 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...


Zac Perna is definitely not natural

https://youtu.be/qcOJz4QmTs4

(warning, extremely annoying voice lol)



Oh okay. My bad

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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/02/22 8:06:25 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Oh okay. My bad

He does seem like a good fitness influencer though and knows his stuff. There are a lot worse out there plaguing the industry, scamming people and promoting fake info

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MrDrMan
02/02/22 8:12:08 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Jon jones is a piece of shit for quoting dan gable. Basically long story short. Dan gable is one the greatest wrestlers ever and he has a very good quote out there. "I knee if a guy was on steroids i already had him beat. Becaise he is mentally weak and doesnt have the same passion i do."
Then jones tests positive for steroids. Twice.

Well Dan Gable is one stupid mfer because Jon Jones would beat his ass. Dislike Jones if you want but nobody is beating prime Jon Jones.

Anderson Silva is the GOAT IMO. Dominated the best era of UFC fighters.

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ShineboxPhil
02/02/22 8:12:43 PM
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What made Gretzky great was his hockey IQ.
He could read the game far beyond anyone else and knew where to pass the puck.

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ShineboxPhil
02/02/22 8:16:40 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/3/AAakp_AAC4Xb.jpg

hockey legs
I present you the legs of Martin St. Louis
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/6/AAOGfWAACSoe.jpg

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rodu_jr
02/02/22 9:48:44 PM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
I present you the legs of Martin St. Louis
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/6/AAOGfWAACSoe.jpg
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SauI_Goodman
02/02/22 10:18:59 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
Well Dan Gable is one stupid mfer because Jon Jones would beat his ass. Dislike Jones if you want but nobody is beating prime Jon Jones.

Anderson Silva is the GOAT IMO. Dominated the best era of UFC fighters.
I have no doubt you are correct jones would beat up a 75 year old man. Just like he hit a pregnqnt woman and fled the scene. And then came back because his stupid ass forgot thebduffle bag full of cash in his car. What a moron.they were gonna track you down anyway idiot. Then when he lost to matt hammell he thought he won lmao. When the ref announced the winner jones ttied to lift his hand up and was like what? I lost??? Dude is dumber than a box of rocks.

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02/03/22 8:00:52 AM
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Norman_Smiley posted...
GOAT Hockey player
Today's stars are arguably better and in good shape...

But then they got this guy out there with them.
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02/03/22 8:02:44 AM
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some of these are just gross
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Smackems
02/03/22 8:12:15 AM
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Jones is a piece of shit lol @ defending him

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MrDrMan
02/03/22 3:09:02 PM
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Smackems posted...
Jones is a piece of shit lol @ defending him

I dont give a fuck what he does outside the octagon. Yall are too involved with everyones personal lives. Majority of people are assholes if you put them under a microscope.

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Norman_Smiley
02/03/22 3:37:08 PM
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Cheating in a combat sport isn't the same as cheating in checkers. A combat athlete taking steroids is close to as bad as what Louis Resto did when he tampered with his gloves. People that cheat in combat sports have no honor and should be banned after the first time.

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Pepys Monster
02/03/22 3:40:00 PM
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Movie actors cut and try to look as physically attractive as possible, regardless of strength loss.

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LostForest
02/03/22 3:43:29 PM
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Weird, so you mean to tell me that combat/strength-based sports have large, heavy athletes? Whoa, what a deep and intelligent thought.

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Norman_Smiley
02/03/22 3:47:21 PM
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LostForest posted...
Weird, so you mean to tell me that combat/strength-based sports have large, heavy athletes? Whoa, what a deep and intelligent thought.

I included Brady, Gretzky, Babe Ruth, and Maradona too. Those are also bodies of elite athletes.

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theAteam
02/03/22 3:48:43 PM
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Norman_Smiley posted...


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/0/AAYOk1AAC4To.jpg

One of two GOAT soccer players

This one surprised me the most considering how much running they do.

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Machete
02/03/22 3:51:36 PM
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actually, the athlete with the best physique is Butterbean

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Norman_Smiley
02/03/22 3:57:10 PM
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Machete posted...
actually, the athlete with the best physique is Butterbean

Butterbean's got a great physique for sure, but he's not an elite athlete.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/8/AAYOk1AAC4ke.jpg

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