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Accolon
01/28/22 9:01:25 PM
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Like, what's the moral?

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HylianFox
01/28/22 9:03:12 PM
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Take swimming lessons

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01/28/22 9:03:47 PM
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Get to high ground

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Heartomaton
01/28/22 9:04:00 PM
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Unicorns and dragons weren't good enough.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 9:04:14 PM
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God is a psychopath.

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Tenlaar
01/28/22 9:06:47 PM
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People believe dumb shit.
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cousinvini
01/28/22 9:08:16 PM
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Always copy sumerian tales almost word by word because they're badass

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257Loner
01/28/22 9:08:20 PM
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The earth was filled with violence because of mankind. So God destroyed the earth with a flood because of mankind's violence.

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Ryven
01/28/22 9:08:55 PM
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Lots of sex happens on a boat.

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R1masher
01/28/22 9:11:28 PM
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Dont give in to sin and god will save you

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lilORANG
01/28/22 9:12:18 PM
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Ark is another word for boat.

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LordYeezus
01/28/22 9:12:53 PM
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build a giant ship to survive floods

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Jiek_Fafn
01/28/22 9:14:55 PM
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Fuck land. I'm on a boat motherfucker!

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RetsuZaiZen
01/28/22 9:16:02 PM
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Actions have consequences

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CommonGrackle
01/28/22 9:20:20 PM
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well here's my layman interpretation:

that life was impossible without a covenant. noah's world (whether that meant the entire world or the world he knew is not made clear) had everything going for it but was overrun with evil. so god flooded it. since he came to understand that noah was the only person willing to obey him, noah became the model for all successive prophets: obey certain patterns of behavior and you won't be destroyed

of course you could say "bUt ThAt'S sO mEaN!" but keep in mind god really never killed anyone who he didn't give enough warning to first. which is what the idea of repentance is all about.

'cept maybe that guy that accidentally touched the ark and died. maybe he didn't get the memo, but I forget.
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XBullseyeX
01/28/22 9:30:15 PM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis
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Airhammy
01/28/22 9:30:18 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QarofaycN3c

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Sexypwnstar
01/28/22 9:32:58 PM
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Isn't it astonishing how he was able to keep woodpeckers, beavers, and termites on that ark?

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