Current Events > If Link really so loved Hyrule, he'd step down and take Zelda with him.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:06:29 PM
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and make Ganondorf king.

Future Hyrule was a better place in OoT and in WW, Ganondorf wanted to make Hyrule livable again. He clearly loves Hyrule more >_>

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Shotgunnova
01/28/22 2:07:22 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/8/AABhrNAABvRE.jpg

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Unspecified_NPC
01/28/22 2:07:45 PM
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How was 7 year skip Hyrule a better place?

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 2:08:31 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
How was 7 year skip Hyrule a better place?

It wasnt he's trolling.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:09:55 PM
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Unspecified_NPC posted...
How was 7 year skip Hyrule a better place?
-Got rid of all the skeletons that wander around at night attacking people in Hyrule Field
-Kakariko Village got an economic boom and had more immigrants move in
-There's an abundance of plant in Kokiri Forest now
-Stopped the Gorons from eating through Death Mountain, thus decreasing the risk of avalanches from their carelessness
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cool and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
-Protected the border from those dirty Gerudos to stop them from coming in and stealing all the Hylian men
-Lon Lon Ranch is in its most profitable year yet

The only bad thing was that Hyrule Castle Town got destroyed by some natural disaster and the drought in Lake Hylia seems a little severe that year. But otherwise Hyrule was a net improvment from 7 years prior.

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 2:10:52 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...

-Got rid of all the skeletons that wander around at night attacking people in Hyrule Field
-Kakariko Village got an economic boom and had more immigrants move in
-There's an abundance of plant in Kokiri Forest now
-Stopped the Gorons from eating through Death Mountain, thus decreasing the risk of avalanches from their carelessness
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cool and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
-Protected the border from those dirty Gerudos to stop them from coming in and stealing all the Hylian men
-Lon Lon Ranch is in its most profitable year yet

The only bad thing was that Hyrule Castle Town got destroyed by some natural disaster and the drought in Lake Hylia seems a little severe that year. But otherwise Hyrule was a net improvment from 7 years prior.

Please stop trolling, this copypasta was never funny.

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Unspecified_NPC
01/28/22 2:14:43 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Please stop trolling, this copypasta was never funny.
I knew I remembered reading that before

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Gobstoppers12
01/28/22 2:19:28 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...
Future Hyrule was a better place in OoT
Hyrule castle town was full of zombies and the zoras were frozen.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:20:24 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Hyrule castle town was full of zombies and the zoras were frozen.

SydneySweenHero posted...
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cool and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
The only bad thing was that Hyrule Castle Town got destroyed by some natural disaster

Fuck them Zoras


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GeneralKenobi85
01/28/22 2:21:16 PM
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If Kakariko village had an economic boom, why did the carpenters leave after building a whopping one new building in that 7 year span? And they were already partially done with that building before Link went into the Temple of Time.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:22:58 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
If Kakariko village had an economic boom, why did the carpenters leave after building a whopping one new building in that 7 year span? And they were already partially done with that building before Link went into the Temple of Time.
Cuz they're all lazy fucks. Didn't you listen to the head carpenter?

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Seaman_Prime
01/28/22 2:26:24 PM
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Tc is Ingo, he just wants Malon to himself.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:27:54 PM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
Tc is Ingo, he just wants Malon to himself.
Bro, do you SEE adult Malon's milkers!? I could supply all the consumers of Lon Lon Milk tenfold with those sweater puppies!

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Duncanwii
01/28/22 2:30:11 PM
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SydneySweenHero posted...

Bro, do you SEE adult Malon's milkers!? I could supply all the consumers of Lon Lon Milk tenfold with those sweater puppies!

That's gross. She's 17.

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SydneySweenHero
01/28/22 2:32:24 PM
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Both her and Link are 19 in Future Hyrule. What are you talking about Duncan??

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Sexypwnstar
01/28/22 2:44:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
That's gross. She's 17.

You had a different opinion a month or two ago, don't lie.

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