Current Events > Being 17 and only being 5'5" is so painful

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segasaturn
01/23/22 11:46:17 PM
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I would be happy if I could even reach 5'9"!

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SomeLikeItHoth
01/23/22 11:47:20 PM
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Girls will think you're a freak unless you're at least 6'3''. It's over!

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segasaturn
01/23/22 11:47:43 PM
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Game Over.

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FortuneCookie
01/23/22 11:52:15 PM
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segasaturn posted...
I would be happy if I could even reach 5'9"!

No, you wouldn't.

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viewmaster_pi
01/23/22 11:52:55 PM
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what a funny little guy

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Dingydang166
01/23/22 11:53:43 PM
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I have a friend who lied about being 5'9 when he was really 5'5. He met this girl online and they were crazy about eachother, talking about marriage and shit. They finally meet in person, and he said he could tell something was off. The next day day he told me they were over. They tried to have sex the night before, but she couldn't get into it all and started crying basically saying she couldn't get into it and she just isn't attracted to him at all because he was so short, and she left that morning.
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Feline_Heart
01/23/22 11:55:20 PM
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I grew 2 inches in college so you still have time to grow

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Smackems
01/23/22 11:56:18 PM
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Dingydang166 posted...
I have a friend who lied about being 5'9 when he was really 5'5. He met this girl online and they were crazy about eachother, talking about marriage and shit. They finally meet in person, and he said he could tell something was off. The next day day he told me they were over. They tried to have sex the night before, but she couldn't get into it all and started crying basically saying she couldn't get into it and she just isn't attracted to him at all because he was so short, and she left that morning.
Lmao

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segasaturn
01/23/22 11:57:06 PM
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I'm basically screwed because my mom is 5' while my dad is 6'2". It's a fucking toss up!

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dj1200
01/23/22 11:57:17 PM
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Dingydang166 posted...
I have a friend who lied about being 5'9 when he was really 5'5. He met this girl online and they were crazy about eachother, talking about marriage and shit. They finally meet in person, and he said he could tell something was off. The next day day he told me they were over. They tried to have sex the night before, but she couldn't get into it all and started crying basically saying she couldn't get into it and she just isn't attracted to him at all because he was so short, and she left that morning.

Gosh, how fucking horrible. lmao

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dj1200
01/23/22 11:57:46 PM
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segasaturn posted...
I'm basically screwed because my mom is 5' while my dad is 6'2". It's a fucking toss up!

your dad is a chad and your mom was drawn to him because of his height.

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FortuneCookie
01/23/22 11:58:37 PM
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segasaturn posted...
I'm basically screwed because my mom is 5' while my dad is 6'2". It's a fucking toss up!

My mom is 5'1". My dad is 6'1".

I'm 5'9".
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dj1200
01/24/22 12:12:06 AM
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you could still grow a little bit. you're only 17.

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segasaturn
01/24/22 12:12:56 AM
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dj1200 posted...
your dad is a chad and your mom was drawn to him because of his height.
I can't really complain about this can I? I wouldn't be here! Of course I bet you guys are pissed now.

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I4NRulez
01/24/22 12:13:18 AM
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i was like 5'10 at 17 and hit 6"5 by like 22.

you can still grow

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Slaya4
01/24/22 12:14:52 AM
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I was 5'3 and middle school and stayed 5'3.

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Atralis
01/24/22 12:16:36 AM
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Are we supposed to believe this is a 17 year old named "segasaturn"?
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_Angel_
01/24/22 12:16:41 AM
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5'5" is a only a state of mind, King.

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FortuneCookie
01/24/22 12:18:05 AM
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Atralis posted...
Are we supposed to believe this is a 17 year old named "segasaturn"?

When I was 16, I made a GameFAQs account named after an NES title.
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_Angel_
01/24/22 12:22:13 AM
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Zoomers appropriating boomer culture.

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KogaSteelfang
01/24/22 12:23:56 AM
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I graduated with a guy that was like 5'1. He was just tiny in general. He was actually one of the more popular people in my class.

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The Popo
01/24/22 12:29:38 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/4/AAEqD0AAC13m.jpg

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electrochica
01/24/22 12:29:47 AM
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I don't care about height. Not all women care. Can't control how tall you are.

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Kakapo
01/24/22 12:51:05 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
I grew 2 inches in college so you still have time to grow
This happened to me, too. I also got taller.

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DeathDeathSong
01/24/22 12:56:49 AM
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try being 4'9" tc


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UnicornRaline
01/24/22 12:58:50 AM
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Dingydang166 posted...
I have a friend who lied about being 5'9 when he was really 5'5. He met this girl online and they were crazy about eachother, talking about marriage and shit. They finally meet in person, and he said he could tell something was off. The next day day he told me they were over. They tried to have sex the night before, but she couldn't get into it all and started crying basically saying she couldn't get into it and she just isn't attracted to him at all because he was so short, and she left that morning.
This happened

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Tom Clark
01/24/22 11:45:57 AM
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Kakapo posted...
This happened to me, too. I also got taller.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/1/AAABqgAAC0cd.jpg

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mustachedmystic
01/24/22 11:59:17 AM
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You could always race horses for a living.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnJ9R1AHzsk&t=12s

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