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au_gold
01/17/22 11:03:45 PM
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Which is the worst?










If you had to pick one.

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MabusIncarnate
01/17/22 11:06:29 PM
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Age of Extinction probably. I've seen them all except Pain & Gain

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au_gold
01/17/22 11:30:41 PM
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Pain & Gain is what inspired this topic, lol. But I also went with Transformers: Statutory Rape Laws.

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Quorthon109
01/17/22 11:41:46 PM
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Pearl Harbor stunk but I haven't seen a lot of his films

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SF_Okami
01/17/22 11:45:06 PM
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As someone who does not like movies and was pretty much coerced into watching Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, I can say in the very limited amount of movies that I have seen, that was the absolute worst of them. I watched in theatres when it released btw.

I remember near the end of the movie getting so blown up because Optimus is deactivated in Egypt or some shit, and the main character and his girl are running through what is basically a warzone to reactivate him. I vividly remember this scene going on FOREVER. It felt like 20 minutes of just pure running by the two of them to get to Optimus. Explosions were going off, theres other shit going on, but these characters are still running. That is legit the only thing I remember from the movie but damn what a shit show.

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DirkDiggles
01/17/22 11:50:52 PM
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Titanic Super 3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M

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008Zulu
01/18/22 12:06:58 AM
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Other; All of them.
Bay can do action sequences better than most anyone, but his general skills suck balls.

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bigtiggie23
01/18/22 12:25:55 AM
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Bad Boys is one of his best.

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au_gold
01/18/22 7:13:00 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Bay can do action sequences better than most anyone
When you can actually tell whats happening, I guess.

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DepreceV2
01/18/22 7:17:08 AM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Bad Boys is one of his best.


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Ruvan22
01/18/22 2:08:39 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Bad Boys is one of his best.
Agreed and while the second went a bit downhill, the third actually received the same kind of positive critic reviews The Rock did
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nevershine
01/18/22 2:10:46 PM
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any transformers movie after the first one...it was perfect and there didnt need to be any sequels.

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meralonne
01/18/22 2:11:40 PM
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bigtiggie23 posted...
Bad Boys is one of his best.


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Machete
01/18/22 2:13:42 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Titanic Super 3D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJxj1mou03M

lmao at the people falling off the boat and exploding when they hit the water

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Daniel_Berkhart
01/18/22 2:17:26 PM
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I'd have to say Pearl Harbor, simply for taking a real life event and crapping all over it.
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televigilante
01/18/22 2:32:40 PM
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The Island is the best

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alphagamble
01/18/22 2:40:09 PM
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I really like The Island

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UnholyMudcrab
01/18/22 2:40:58 PM
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As a history guy, Pearl Harbor is just insulting

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CommonGrackle
01/18/22 2:42:27 PM
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Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
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au_gold
01/18/22 11:29:51 PM
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Couldnt disagree more.

The Rock is the only great movie hes ever made.

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Xavier_On_High
01/18/22 11:37:23 PM
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Most of his films, while bad, are at least dumb fun.

But Pain & Gain is actually despicable.

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CommonGrackle
01/19/22 10:33:06 AM
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What's wrong with Pain and Gain?

Other than all the characters except Ed Harris are supposed to be despicable people
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Sczoyd
01/19/22 10:39:49 AM
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I haven't seen Pain & Gain, the later Transformers movies or 6 Underground...

Of the ones I have seen... I guess I'll go with Pearl Harbor

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geno_16
01/19/22 11:07:03 AM
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I haven't seen all those movies, mostly because other than The Rock all of Bay's movies suck and I actively avoid them, but of the ones I've seen Revenge of the Fallen was for sure the worst.
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masterpug53
01/19/22 11:19:31 AM
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Revenge of the Fallen was not only god-awful in a general sense, it genuinely made me embarrassed to be white.

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ReaperCloud
01/19/22 11:21:00 AM
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Wanted an "All" option...

Now do one for Uwe Boll.

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Ryven
01/19/22 11:45:13 AM
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televigilante posted...
The Island is the best


This, go to hell you 4 voters.

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Prestoff
01/19/22 11:47:34 AM
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I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

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au_gold
01/20/22 8:58:55 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Most of his films, while bad, are at least dumb fun.

But Pain & Gain is actually despicable.
Yeah, Bay is at his worst when adapting true stories.

At least Pearl Harbor had good action sequences.

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Ruvan22
01/21/22 9:24:54 AM
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I haven't seen Pain and Gain, is it worth a watch if I enjoyed The Rock, BB 1/2/3, 6 Underground, and found The Island and Armageddon passable?

(Grew up with 1984 Transformers so while it's hard to be objective about the Bay movies)
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CommonGrackle
01/21/22 11:25:48 AM
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^ I liked it more than a lot of Bay's other stuff. It's a crime film but more about low-level criminals who are really (really) incompetent and conceited. Not really many explosions if you're into that sort of thing :D
supposedly loosely based on a true story
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au_gold
01/22/22 4:25:02 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
I haven't seen Pain and Gain, is it worth a watch if I enjoyed The Rock, BB 1/2/3, 6 Underground, and found The Island and Armageddon passable?
It sounds like youre a Michael Bay fan, so probably. I just cant stand his sense of humor and how he shoots everything like a music video.


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Ruvan22
01/22/22 10:00:49 PM
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au_gold posted...
It sounds like youre a Michael Bay fan, so probably. I just cant stand his sense of humor and how he shoots everything like a music video.

I'm old enough that I saw his first two movies (The Rock and BB1) first and had a good initial impression. The Humvee chase and lobby scene from the respective movies still echo in my mind as great action set pieces...
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