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Damn_Underscore
01/04/22 12:57:17 PM
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Its the highest grossing movie of all time, but no one remembers it or cares about it

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HylianFox
01/04/22 12:58:11 PM
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and Sam Worthington's career died a quick, painless death

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__aCEr__
01/04/22 12:59:09 PM
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And they really think people want to see like 5 more of those movies.

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PatrickMahomes
01/04/22 12:59:38 PM
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Eh. As bad as the movie itself is once you strip away the visual awesomeness, calling it "pointless" is inaccurate. It was a groundbreaking movie from a technological perspective. I saw it three times in theaters when I was a high school stoner because it's just so visually pleasing. Everything else about it sucks, but you can't deny how awesome the visuals are. And the soundtrack.

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samurai bandit
01/04/22 1:00:02 PM
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Tbh I feel asleep watching it when a friend put in on blu ray. Like in the first half hour

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Robot2600
01/04/22 1:01:00 PM
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nah, everyone remembers the messages of "don't murder for resources" and "trees are good"

i, for one, think we learned something

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refmon
01/04/22 1:01:51 PM
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I can't remember a single characters name

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:02:54 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
nah, everyone remembers the messages of "don't murder for resources" and "trees are good"

i, for one, think we learned something

also UNOBTAINIUM

like, that's really what they went with

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Xavier_On_High
01/04/22 1:03:27 PM
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It's really strange. Everyone knows that pure CGI ages poorly, and James Cameron should be more aware of that than anyone, being the one of the guys who revolutionized CGI with the Abyss and T2. But for some reason he chose to almost completely forgo practical effects and sets, and made a film that nowadays looks worse than his films from the 80s and 90s.

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Robot2600
01/04/22 1:05:11 PM
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I mean... the Heart of Gold is obviously the best ship and they made a movie with it.

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LeoRavus
01/04/22 1:05:44 PM
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Waiting like 40 years to release the sequel is the problem. They should have kept it relevant sooner. I seriously don't understand why it's taking this long. The ending perfectly set up the fact that a sequel is needed.

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:06:02 PM
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refmon posted...
I can't remember a single characters name

the villain was Miles Quarich (sp?) and I only remember that because everyone thought he was in the right

I seriously can't even remember the name of Worthington's character (even though he was the lead) or the blue cat-lady person he falls in love with

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CableZL
01/04/22 1:06:52 PM
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HylianFox posted...
and Sam Worthington's career died a quick, painless death
According to his IMDB page, he's still getting work.

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Robot2600
01/04/22 1:07:14 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Waiting like 40 years to release the sequel is the problem. They should have kept it relevant sooner. I seriously don't understand why it's taking this long.

Rich (billionaire) old people were not going to work during covid bro, literally makes no sense for him to be slightly at risk with a billion dollars to live for.

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:07:37 PM
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CableZL posted...
According to his IMDB page, he's still getting work.

the only other movie I recall seeing him in was The Shack, that odd Christian film where God is a black woman who goes by "Papa"

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:08:48 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
Rich (billionaire) old people were not going to work during covid bro, literally makes no sense for him to be slightly at risk with a billion dollars to live for.

I didn't realize Covid-19 was a thing back in 2010
>_>

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:10:07 PM
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Seriously, Avatar came out in 2009, it's been nearly 14 years without any hype or merchandising

Any hope it had of becoming the next Star Wars died because of that

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KogaSteelfang
01/04/22 1:10:08 PM
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The movie tells us the main guy has to take his brother's place as his identical twin. He's the only one genetically capable of linking with his brother's Avatar.

Then it immediately explains that the Avatars are genetically modified clone hybrids of humans and the Cat people. So... They have access to super advanced cloning technology, which will supposedly also be used to potentially bring back characters from the first film. Why not just clone the guy you've trained for the project instead of a guy that knows nothing about it? Surely, if this one guy was so pivotal to the mission they'd have 1 or 2 back clones of him on standby. Especially with how dangerous they claim the planet to be.

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Veggeta_MAX
01/04/22 1:11:06 PM
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The Pocahontas the Remake.

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BignutzisBack
01/04/22 1:11:42 PM
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Yeah it was so cool in theaters, at home it just isn't the same. I even had a 3D TV at the time but the 3D Blu-ray just didn't hit the same

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LeoRavus
01/04/22 1:19:14 PM
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HylianFox posted...
the only other movie I recall seeing him in was The Shack, that odd Christian film where God is a black woman who goes by "Papa"

I remember him in Clash of the Titans and the movie called "The Titan" where he became an alien.

He seems to be typecast as aliens and titans.

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Awakened_Link
01/04/22 1:21:34 PM
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HylianFox posted...
and Sam Worthington's career died a quick, painless death

Which bums me out, cuz he was hot

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HylianFox
01/04/22 1:22:44 PM
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Awakened_Link posted...
Which bums me out, cuz he was hot

Indeed.

LeoRavus posted...
I remember him in Clash of the Titans and the movie called "The Titan" where he became an alien.

He seems to be typecast as aliens and titans.

Oh yeah, there was a CotT remake, huh?

He seems to have a penchant for being cast in forgettable movies.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/04/22 1:25:27 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I didn't realize Covid-19 was a thing back in 2010
>_>


It was always here!

*Grabs you by your collar*

DON'T YOU SEE?!?

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LeoRavus
01/04/22 1:26:03 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Indeed.

Oh yeah, there was a CotT remake, huh?

He seems to have a penchant for being cast in forgettable movies.

Yeah it wasn't bad actually. Not as good as the first Clash but it had some nice CGI.

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CableZL
01/04/22 1:47:32 PM
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HylianFox posted...
the only other movie I recall seeing him in was The Shack, that odd Christian film where God is a black woman who goes by "Papa"
Yeah, but someone's career isn't based on what you individually have or haven't seen.

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Sariana21
01/04/22 1:50:03 PM
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Sam Worthington was in a Terminator movie with Christian Bale. I dont remember the title

I like Avatar and enjoy rewatching it. But mostly I miss James Horner, RIP.

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Questionmarktarius
01/04/22 1:50:15 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
The Pocahontas the Remake.
Ferngully did it three years before Pocahontas.
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Smashingpmkns
01/04/22 1:56:39 PM
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Film is a visual medium and Avatar, despite it's derivative and predictable plot, is great at being a visual spectacle. If any movie is a "theme park ride" its Avatar, and when you look at it that way it actually kinda rocks. The 3D experience in theaters was pretty crazy.

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FortuneCookie
01/04/22 2:40:21 PM
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The villain is the only good part. I was cheering for the invaders.
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Heartomaton
01/04/22 2:44:00 PM
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masterpug53
01/04/22 2:44:13 PM
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refmon posted...
I can't remember a single characters name

I remember Jake Sully only because the Kocoum-esque romantic rival kept repeating it back to him mockingly.

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