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Romulox28
12/25/21 1:50:23 PM
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Are you going to masturbate this Christmas?



And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.

are you going to masturbate on this holy & joyous day?

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MedeaLysistrata
12/25/21 1:51:06 PM
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Mentally? Yes. Just to spite Neil.


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V-E-G-Y-
12/25/21 1:51:19 PM
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Nah, probably 12 am dec 26th

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MedeaLysistrata
12/25/21 4:37:40 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Nah, probably 12 am dec 26th
You come first I think

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Heartomaton
12/25/21 4:39:49 PM
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I am right now.

Thanks to my phone, I can browse CE with one hand.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/21 4:51:26 PM
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I'm gonna spank it right good while I think of Jesus.

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Turbam
12/25/21 4:52:30 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I am right now.

Thanks to my phone, I can browse CE with one hand.
Your fappin to CE posts?!

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Nacen
12/25/21 4:53:55 PM
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already did

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Heartomaton
12/25/21 4:53:56 PM
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Turbam posted...
Your fappin to CE posts?!

Turbam, don't start that with me.

You make the anime ass topics.

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pogo_rabid
12/25/21 4:54:04 PM
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Gotta start every day getting the levels within spec

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Scotty_Rogers
12/25/21 4:54:06 PM
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I used to have a rule never to masturbate on Christmas or look at Christmas-themed porn.

I respect anyone who doesn't do it, but ... honestly, if I were genuinely wanted to respect Christ, I wouldn't be masturbating on any day. *shrugs*

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SSJGrimReaper
12/25/21 4:54:45 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I am right now.

Thanks to my phone, I can browse CE with one hand.
are you wearing a santa hat

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Heartomaton
12/25/21 4:55:36 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
are you wearing a santa hat

Elf hat.

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SSJGrimReaper
12/25/21 4:56:42 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Elf hat.
YEAH! SLAMMING!

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geshkigal
12/25/21 5:00:31 PM
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I was, but got distracted. Now the moment has passed.

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MistressPaige
12/25/21 5:01:27 PM
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Fisted myself an hr ago lol

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DarthDemented
12/25/21 5:02:40 PM
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I've already had sex once today. Why would I masturbate?

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Naysaspace
12/25/21 5:04:46 PM
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nah, too many games to play.

also, this teacher at my school i took out a few times suddenly texted me so im gonna try to see if she wants to come over

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