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UnfairRepresent 12/12/21 3:51:50 PM #1: |
You're on board the Paris IV, a large spacefaring vessel which was supposed to have a crew compliment of over 4,000. When a technician did very sloppy work on the drive plate and it caused catastrophic system failure across the ship. This damage lead to a radiation leak. The space radiation caused a virus that killed all the other men on board. For some reason the virus didn't recognise you as a man. The ship is still badly damaged and the remaining all female crew are struggling to keep it from total destruction. They can keep life support functioning but not propulsion. Making you all stranded In space on a gigantic malfunctioning ship with no where to go until hopefully help happens upon you. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/2/0/AAZiH8AACsE0.jpg How would you react? What do you do? Inverse to 956 men if female --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Billyionaire 12/12/21 3:54:21 PM #3: |
UnfairRepresent posted... For some reason the virus didn't recognise you as a man.Sounds like there's actually 957 women on board. --- $ex ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 12/12/21 3:55:48 PM #4: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Female co pilot: We can use the constellations to calculate our position and how to You: No, I know where were going! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pitlord_Special 12/12/21 3:56:01 PM #5: |
Tell them to wake me up when this is over and then go chill in the cryopod. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 12/12/21 3:56:57 PM #6: |
I throw UnfairRepresents at them and make my escape in the confusion. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 12/12/21 3:57:57 PM #7: |
eject all the fat ones into space. --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 12/12/21 3:58:29 PM #8: |
Probably die. Of dehydration. From excessive fluid loss. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png | https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png | https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 12/12/21 3:58:35 PM #9: |
Idk what i could do to be useful so ill just lounge around. --- I'm a Taurus I like collecting headphones and iems. My fave game of all time is DMC 3 SE on PC w/ style switch mod. IMO it the best button masher on earth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 12/12/21 3:59:06 PM #10: |
I take a giant wrench and repeatedly hit the space drive to get it functioning. I then aim the ship towards the closest planet and hope it's habitable, then activate the space drive and hope for the best. Scenario 1: It's unsuccessful, we're all gonna die, party like it's our last night alive because it may very well be. Scenario 2: We arrive on the planet, via crash landing of course causing catastrophic damage to the ship, it'll never fly again. Luckily the planet is habitable and has water that's safe to drink. Vegetation is also edible. I leave, alone, in the middle of the night and live in a cave far away. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 12/12/21 4:01:45 PM #12: |
This sounds dangerous. What if one of them is hypersexual and crazy, and kills me because I slept with a different girl? --- Ryzen 3700X | Evga GTX 1070 Ti | 16GB DDR4 3200 | Crucial MX500 2TB ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/12/21 4:02:34 PM #13: |
Pepys Monster posted... This sounds dangerous. What if one of them is hypersexual and crazy, and kills me because I slept with a different girl?What if they all are? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 12/12/21 4:05:51 PM #14: |
Foppe posted... What if they all are? Get out ASAP. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 12/12/21 4:09:36 PM #15: |
Foppe posted... What if they all are?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/5/AAD2RLAACsFD.jpg --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/12/21 4:10:51 PM #16: |
Strider102 posted... Get out ASAP.Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 12/12/21 4:11:07 PM #17: |
monkmith posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/3/5/AAD2RLAACsFD.jpg You say that, but have you ever encountered 956 sex starved violent women all looking at you like you're a piece of meat that will go to any and all lengths to hop on your lap? It's not a pretty sight. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 12/12/21 4:17:04 PM #18: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Inverse to 956 men if femaleUh --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 12/12/21 4:21:49 PM #19: |
Strider102 posted... You say that, but have you ever encountered 956 sex starved violent women all looking at you like you're a piece of meat that will go to any and all lengths to hop on your lap?https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AAD2RLAACsFM.jpg --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 12/12/21 4:38:41 PM #20: |
monkmith posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/4/AAD2RLAACsFM.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AAPNOcAACsFa.jpg --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 12/12/21 4:46:44 PM #21: |
ApherosyLove posted... Uh I can't believe this took 18 posts... --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/12/21 5:39:57 PM #22: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] if there was he's dead now --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EzeDoesIt 12/12/21 5:41:14 PM #23: |
UnfairRepresent posted... For some reason the virus didn't recognise you as a man. I know the reason, the virus is my father right? --- "Beef is when I quote you, guaranteed to break the TOU." -The Notorious Shablagoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/13/21 2:31:23 AM #24: |
ModLogic posted... eject all the fat ones into space.dude --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/13/21 2:57:06 PM #27: |
^ Jeez --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/13/21 3:17:35 PM #28: |
What did I miss? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 12/13/21 3:24:06 PM #29: |
Send out another SOS and make plans to have an escape pod ready when they lose their shit or I just get tired of their bullshit. Threaten to leave them man less if they dont act professional. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 12/13/21 3:28:44 PM #30: |
Go back to my quarters and jerk off to milf hentai --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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garan 12/13/21 3:35:54 PM #31: |
Assume I'm dreaming and try to go back to sleep. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HA4e 12/13/21 3:48:14 PM #32: |
Protect my virginity and end my life quickly by spacing myself --- "They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be." "Who cares about the quantity, if all you just need is the quality." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/13/21 4:00:53 PM #33: |
garan posted... Assume I'm dreaming and try to go back to sleep.Then you wake up back on the ship in the same situation What now? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 12/13/21 4:03:10 PM #34: |
I'd pimp myself out for food rations --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 12/13/21 4:04:41 PM #35: |
Calibrate. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 12/13/21 4:25:22 PM #36: |
Death by glorious snoo snoo --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/14/21 4:51:15 AM #37: |
EzeDoesIt posted... I know the reason, the virus is my father right?The FFX sequel no one wanted --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 12/14/21 4:54:58 AM #38: |
First time in a long time one of these hypothetical topics has had me laughing. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReignFury 12/14/21 5:08:30 AM #39: |
Sexy time --- Occasionally s***posting in a dead gaming forum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lord_Shadow 12/14/21 5:16:27 AM #40: |
CapnMuffin posted... Female co pilot: We can use the constellations to calculate our position and how toI'm not using your damn zodiac signs to navigate to ship --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/14/21 2:28:27 PM #41: |
Lord_Shadow posted... I'm not using your damn zodiac signs to navigate to ship:/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 12/15/21 9:06:24 AM #42: |
UnfairRepresent posted... dudethats phase 1 phase 2 is to eject all the flat chested ones into space hypothetically of course --- https://youtu.be/l-iLiNCScno https://i.imgur.com/ZngbqJn.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lbSi0U3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xaRYKZM.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 12/15/21 9:34:45 AM #43: |
I calculate how much power we need to divert from life support in order to start propulsion, then I try to convince the people I trust to help me sacrifice the many to save the few. --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pikachupwnage 12/15/21 9:37:25 AM #44: |
The_Korey posted... Probably die. Of dehydration. From excessive fluid loss. Giggity --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 12/15/21 10:37:21 AM #45: |
UnfairRepresent posted... the virus didn't recognise you as a manhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/5/AABhrNAACsyD.jpg --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/15/21 10:38:43 AM #46: |
UnfairRepresent posted... For some reason the virus didn't recognise you as a man.I know why. . . I know why. . . --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/15/21 11:06:45 AM #47: |
Shotgunnova posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/5/AABhrNAACsyD.jpgThat image doesn't work with that context --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/15/21 11:07:40 AM #48: |
UnfairRepresent posted... That image doesn't work with that contextWhat is it from? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/15/21 11:09:39 AM #49: |
Mistere Man posted... What is it from?Red Dwarf The best British Sit Com ever made in that episode time is going backwards and the image is the aftermath of poop going back into his ass. Family guy ripped it off but 60 times less funny --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AngelicRadiance 12/15/21 11:11:08 AM #50: |
Hope someone brought lube ._. --- She/Her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/15/21 11:19:41 AM #51: |
UnfairRepresent posted... Red DwarfThat is pretty funny sounding and thank you. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/16/21 6:54:03 AM #52: |
if you do check out Red Dwarf (which I do recommend) keep in mind that it has a budget of about $15 and it took 3 seasons before the lead could actually act so be prepared for that still a great show --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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