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UnfairRepresent
12/04/21 12:08:56 PM
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The news starts to come in that there has been a sudden shift in female births. Then the realization hits that the few male births still occuring were from some of the oldest ongoing pregnancies. Every pregnancy that began after a certain date is always female.

Then this continues every week. More female births, until it is solely female births... Then the news hits that every pregnant woman worldwide who has had an untrasound has recorded that the fetus is female.

And this news just continues... From Spain to China to Peru to Chille. Every pregnancy is a girl. This effect is only happening on humans, all other animals are going just normally so it's not the water supply.

Scientists have no explanation but reccomend not to panic and point to the unexplained increase in male births following world war 1 and 2 suggesting this might just be a phase.



How would you react?
How do you think the world would react?

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R1masher
12/04/21 12:10:07 PM
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Id start stockpiling my semen in something other than my socks

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The_Hat
12/04/21 12:10:57 PM
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Partly true already. All baby's start biologically female. This is why biological male babies have nipples.

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NeoShadowhen
12/04/21 12:17:00 PM
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Not much of an issue. There could be enough jizz to perpetuate humanity for ten thousand years in about a week. The only issue would be logistics.
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Vanished
12/04/21 12:19:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The news starts to come in that there has been a sudden shift in female births. Then the realization hits that the few male births still occuring were from some of the oldest ongoing pregnancies. Every pregnancy that began after a certain date is always female.

Then this continues every week. More female births, until it is solely female births... Then the news hits that every pregnant woman worldwide who has had an untrasound has recorded that the fetus is female.

And this news just continues... From Spain to China to Peru to Chille. Every pregnancy is a girl. This effect is only happening on humans, all other animals are going just normally so it's not the water supply.

Scientists have no explanation but reccomend not to panic and point to the unexplained increase in male births following world war 1 and 2 suggesting this might just be a phase.



How would you react?
How do you think the world would react?

There would probably be panic.

I'd probably fear for the future of the human race personally... at least for a while. But if the human race dies... I'm sure some people would find that great.

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Machete
12/04/21 12:26:27 PM
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It must be the water supply that's to blame
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Trumble
12/04/21 12:33:34 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Not much of an issue. There could be enough jizz to perpetuate humanity for ten thousand years in about a week. The only issue would be logistics.

Yeah, this, if we didn't decide altogether that saving humanity was a bad idea anyway and that this might actually be the most humane way to not do so.

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MrPeppers
12/04/21 12:57:22 PM
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Pay for preimplantation genetic assessment, have male child.

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rexcrk
12/04/21 1:00:10 PM
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Neat

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UnfairRepresent
12/04/21 1:55:57 PM
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Machete posted...
It must be the water supply that's to blame
Yet it doesn't effect animals who drink the same water

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Aressar
12/04/21 2:01:12 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Not much of an issue. There could be enough jizz to perpetuate humanity for ten thousand years in about a week. The only issue would be logistics.

Doesn't jizz have an expiration date, even when you freeze it?

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kingdrake2
12/04/21 2:03:31 PM
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The_Hat posted...
All baby's start biologically female. This is why biological male babies have nipples.


noo :(.
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The_Hat
12/04/21 2:48:03 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
noo :(.
Yes?

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NoxObscuras
12/04/21 2:51:29 PM
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"Welp, the human race had a good run"

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UnfairRepresent
12/05/21 5:39:03 PM
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The_Hat posted...
Yes?
maybe

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Gamerguymass
12/05/21 5:43:03 PM
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The trash will never be taken out ever again!

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sabrestorm
12/05/21 5:43:30 PM
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Imagine waiting 18 years for a date

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ssjevot
12/05/21 5:49:12 PM
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I think humanity would be fine. By the time viable semen no longer exists the already existing technology to artificially inseminate with another female's gametes would be commonplace. Honestly things would probably be better for society overall.

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ArchHero
12/05/21 6:48:30 PM
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Thanks so much for posting this. This is Brandon. I can't do anything to help you now, but maybe I will be able to later on. Thanks, again! If only it were still November.

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UnfairRepresent
12/06/21 6:22:46 AM
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ArchHero posted...
Thanks so much for posting this. This is Brandon. I can't do anything to help you now, but maybe I will be able to later on. Thanks, again! If only it were still November.
Joe Biden?

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teep_
12/06/21 7:09:30 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
the unexplained increase in male births following world war 1 and 2 suggesting this might just be a phase

Did this actually occur?
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UnfairRepresent
12/06/21 7:19:56 AM
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teep_ posted...
Did this actually occur?
Yes

And not just WW2 . Ever since we've recorded births, more boys are born during wartime

No one understands why.

Society just seems to will more males into existence

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teep_
12/06/21 7:30:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
teep_ posted...
Did this actually occur?
Yes

And not just WW2 . Ever since we've recorded births, more boys are born during wartime

No one understands why.

Society just seems to will more males into existence

Do you know where I could read more about this? It's definitely intriguing
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UnfairRepresent
12/06/21 7:46:06 AM
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teep_ posted...
Do you know where I could read more about this? It's definitely intriguing
Not really since no-one can explain it..

Just Google it

@teep_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Returning_soldier_effect

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/06/21 7:46:49 AM
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The human race will go extinct and before that technology and all kinds of shit will fall apart from lack of repair, or upkeep as men do a lot of dirty jobs women flat out refuse to do.

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UnfairRepresent
12/06/21 7:49:33 AM
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Turbam
12/06/21 7:50:03 AM
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Real life Gerudo tribe!!!

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teep_
12/06/21 8:08:58 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
teep_ posted...
Do you know where I could read more about this? It's definitely intriguing
Not really since no-one can explain it..

Just Google it

@teep_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Returning_soldier_effect

Cool, thanks for the link!
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