Current Events > Mario is a fat fuck. Crash Bandicoot is superior in every way.

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Trumble 11/29/21 8:02:28 PM #1:	Crash Bandicoot could kick Mario's ass to heck and back. Even Sonic could kick Mario's ass tbh. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960471961] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Crash Bandicoot could kick Mario's ass to heck and back. Even Sonic could kick Mario's ass tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/29/21 8:03:02 PM #2:	Wario should just literally eat Mario. Wario's games are better anyway. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960471980] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Wario should just literally eat Mario. Wario's games are better anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 11/29/21 8:04:30 PM #3:	Crash actually respects women unlike Mario, thats all he needs to be better --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 <cite>David1988 posted [p:960472027] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Crash actually respects women unlike Mario, thats all he needs to be better </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
segasaturn 11/29/21 8:04:44 PM #4:	Trumble posted... Wario should just literally eat Mario. Today we found out Trumble's fetish. --- My name is about the Sega Saturn an underplayed console My Board. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1554-the-ranting-board <cite>segasaturn posted [p:960472034] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Wario should just literally eat Mario.</quote>Today we found out Trumble's fetish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/29/21 8:04:54 PM #5:	Crash got a bigger dick --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:960472039] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Crash got a bigger dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 11/29/21 8:11:04 PM #6:	One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way... --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960472250] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/29/21 8:11:36 PM #7:	Smiffwilm posted... One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way... being in a children's fighting game is a mark of shame --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:960472262] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way...</quote> being in a children's fighting game is a mark of shame </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/29/21 8:15:38 PM #8:	Smiffwilm posted... One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way... They didn't include Crash because Crash would KICK EVERY FUCKING ASS. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960472383] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Smiffwilm posted... </cite> <quote>One is in Smash (Twice, considering Dr. Mario) The other is not. So maybe not superior in every way...</quote>They didn't include Crash because Crash would KICK EVERY FUCKING ASS. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/29/21 8:16:10 PM #9:	Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom, hates Mario, relies on emotional powers to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy Crash's gf: furry chick, pretty smart, huge mommy milkers and a big fat ass, loves Crash and his sister Coco, relies on grappling hooks and kicks to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960472401] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom, hates Mario, relies on emotional powers to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy Crash's gf: furry chick, pretty smart, huge mommy milkers and a big fat ass, loves Crash and his sister Coco, relies on grappling hooks and kicks to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 11/29/21 8:18:39 PM #10:	Turbam posted... Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom, hates Mario, relies on emotional powers to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy Crash's gf: furry chick, pretty smart, huge mommy milkers and a big fat ass, loves Crash and his sister Coco, relies on grappling hooks and kicks to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy Tawna dumps Crash in Crash 2 for Pinstripe. --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces https://imgur.com/N6v5qZx <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:960472481] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom, hates Mario, relies on emotional powers to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy Crash's gf: furry chick, pretty smart, huge mommy milkers and a big fat ass, loves Crash and his sister Coco, relies on grappling hooks and kicks to beat the bad guys, not as good as Daisy</quote> Tawna dumps Crash in Crash 2 for Pinstripe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlmightyCheeks 11/29/21 8:37:34 PM #11:	Boogerman would kick all their asses --- Gamertag: ALMIGHTY CHEEKS <cite>AlmightyCheeks posted [p:960473087] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Boogerman would kick all their asses </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 11/29/21 8:42:11 PM #12:	Turbam posted... Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom Probably. https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/b/b5/Peach_-_Mario_Party_10.png --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:960473218] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Mario's gf: boring, an airhead, honestly fantastic lips and would probably give the second best blowjob in the entire mushroom kingdom</quote>Probably. https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/b/b5/Peach_-_Mario_Party_10.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/29/21 10:28:50 PM #13:	Solar_Crimson posted... Probably. https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/b/b5/Peach_-_Mario_Party_10.png There's only one who's got her beat --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:960476600] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>Probably. https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/b/b5/Peach_-_Mario_Party_10.png</quote>There's only one who's got her beat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 11/29/21 10:29:58 PM #14:	Crash is so cool and extreme and shit. Not like Mario, he's for pussies, man! --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:960476629] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Crash is so cool and extreme and shit. Not like Mario, he's for pussies, man! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/29/21 10:30:51 PM #15:	Where do Spyro the Dragon and Banjo/Kazooie rank in this pantheon of strong video game characters? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960476661] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Where do Spyro the Dragon and Banjo/Kazooie rank in this pantheon of strong video game characters? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 11/29/21 10:37:28 PM #16:	Turbam posted... There's only one who's got her beat But then you'd be a scaly, and no one wants that. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:960476846] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one who's got her beat </quote>But then you'd be a scaly, and no one wants that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/30/21 3:42:38 AM #17:	Heartomaton posted... Where do Spyro the Dragon and Banjo/Kazooie rank in this pantheon of strong video game characters? Spyro is basically Crash's pet and Banjo/Kazooie are just Mario with a fake mustache. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960482353] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Where do Spyro the Dragon and Banjo/Kazooie rank in this pantheon of strong video game characters?</quote> Spyro is basically Crash's pet and Banjo/Kazooie are just Mario with a fake mustache. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 11/30/21 3:53:53 AM #18:	I think this is appropriate now... https://youtu.be/0jfU7pw76ZE --- I don't do signatures. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:960482485] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>I think this is appropriate now... https://youtu.be/0jfU7pw76ZE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 11/30/21 3:54:05 AM #19:	Trumble posted... Spyro is basically Crash's pet and Banjo/Kazooie are just Mario with a fake mustache. What about Link and Donkey Kong? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960482486] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Spyro is basically Crash's pet and Banjo/Kazooie are just Mario with a fake mustache.</quote> What about Link and Donkey Kong? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aki_Sora 11/30/21 4:04:27 AM #20:	https://youtu.be/G-Wn48geCJ8 --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199023744394/ <cite>Aki_Sora posted [p:960482619] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/G-Wn48geCJ8</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/30/21 4:30:33 AM #21:	crash should have his own smash clone --- No pain has justice No one above to love us <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960482917] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>crash should have his own smash clone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 11/30/21 4:49:26 AM #22:	Trumble posted... Mario is a fat fuck. Crash Bandicoot is superior in every way. Even sales? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:960483144] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Mario is a fat fuck. Crash Bandicoot is superior in every way.</quote> Even sales? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 11/30/21 4:54:51 AM #23:	at least Crash doesnt get cucked by his arch nemesis like Mario does... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:960483206] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>at least Crash doesnt get cucked by his arch nemesis like Mario does... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 11/30/21 5:04:28 AM #24:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... at least Crash doesnt get cucked by his arch nemesis like Mario does... Like many billionaires, Mario, Peach, and Bowser are into threeways and extreme roleplay that inadvertently (or deliberately) impact the lives of millions. Don't kinkshame. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:960483309] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>at least Crash doesnt get cucked by his arch nemesis like Mario does...</quote> Like many billionaires, Mario, Peach, and Bowser are into threeways and extreme roleplay that inadvertently (or deliberately) impact the lives of millions. Don't kinkshame. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 11/30/21 5:19:26 AM #25:	What I disliked about Crash is what Crash fans seem to fundamentally love about it. The controls are deliberately obtuse and unwieldly, to the point where just jumping from platform A to platform B requires laser precision and practise. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:960483473] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>What I disliked about Crash is what Crash fans seem to fundamentally love about it. The controls are deliberately obtuse and unwieldly, to the point where just jumping from platform A to platform B requires laser precision and practise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/30/21 5:21:04 AM #26:	that's not even true, unless you're talking about the remakes, which did fuck with the physics and collision --- No pain has justice No one above to love us <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960483491] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>that's not even true, unless you're talking about the remakes, which did fuck with the physics and collision </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 11/30/21 5:52:23 AM #27:	viewmaster_pi posted... crash should have his own smash clone they could have drake, Ellie, muscle chick, Joel, Dave, bill --- The greatest Warcraft hero ever my queen the black lady Sylvanas Windrunner: https://imgur.com/J9Vhyjv <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:960483805] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>crash should have his own smash clone</quote> they could have drake, Ellie, muscle chick, Joel, Dave, bill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 11/30/21 6:20:10 AM #28:	let's not get carried away now --- No pain has justice No one above to love us <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:960484104] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>let's not get carried away now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/30/21 12:12:39 PM #29:	pinky0926 posted... What I disliked about Crash is what Crash fans seem to fundamentally love about it. The controls are deliberately obtuse and unwieldly, to the point where just jumping from platform A to platform B requires laser precision and practise. How so? I've never had this problem with it. I find making accurate jumps in Mario harder (though still not very hard). --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960490691] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>What I disliked about Crash is what Crash fans seem to fundamentally love about it. The controls are deliberately obtuse and unwieldly, to the point where just jumping from platform A to platform B requires laser precision and practise.</quote> How so? I've never had this problem with it. I find making accurate jumps in Mario harder (though still not very hard). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 11/30/21 12:12:54 PM #30:	Heartomaton posted... What about Link and Donkey Kong? They're both your mom. --- Must be between 5 and 80 characters, cannot contain special characters or Trumbles or be in ALL CAPS. <cite>Trumble posted [p:960490703] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>What about Link and Donkey Kong?</quote>They're both your mom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/01/21 6:51:03 AM #31:	https://youtu.be/EYrYSWxDf7o --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:960515809] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/EYrYSWxDf7o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/01/21 6:53:28 AM #32:	Turbam posted... There's only one who's got her beat --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:960515835] in Mario is a... [t:79786830]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>There's only one who's got her beat </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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