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DoubleDare
11/26/21 11:46:25 PM
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One that has a live band and such, I'm almost 37 and am balding, have a receding hairline.
Is it best to wear a hat or not?

I usually don't wear a hat but am wondering if my luck will be better if I wear one.
I see some other guys wear a hat.

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Heartomaton
11/26/21 11:47:26 PM
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Never a good idea to deceive.

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AldousIsDead
11/26/21 11:48:59 PM
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If you don't normally wear a hat don't start now.

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SauI_Goodman
11/26/21 11:49:16 PM
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I would probably not wear a hat. That way you come across as a guy who isnt trying to hide it and is secure with it. I think i read somewhere that bald guys have more testotorone or something. Lots of ladies like bald guys so go for it. Especially since they will all be older ladied.

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Hayame Zero
11/26/21 11:51:21 PM
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Do not wear a hat.
Source: am bald

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DoubleDare
11/26/21 11:53:28 PM
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Ok thanks guys, I like owning my hairline.

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Axiom
11/26/21 11:53:41 PM
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You can either disappoint the cougars by going in there without a hat or you can piss one off when you get her home
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UnMead
11/26/21 11:54:30 PM
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Hats are lame, strut that dome

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roos1046 Reborn
11/27/21 8:41:21 AM
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Your hair is only one of your issues.

Your best bet is to find the drunkest woman there to give yourself any chance.

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Njolk
11/27/21 8:53:58 AM
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Are you Dave Matthews bald or comb over bald? Just shave it if it's the latter

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masticatingman
11/27/21 8:56:23 AM
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Cougars are really looking for guys in their 20s/early 30s at latest.

Of course, beggars cant be choosers.

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Aressar
11/27/21 9:07:32 AM
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From what I've noticed in contemporary male fashion among younger generations (or at least below middle-age), wearing a peaky blinder has been becoming more common lately, and it looks pretty good on some people.
Hats are ok too I suppose, but I get the feeling that wearing one at that age in this period of time will make you come off as a hipster.

Wearing a hat indoors isn't really appropriate etiquette-wise, or at least will stand out in a weird way in most places. If you intend to wear one for the social impression, best thing is to take it off along with your coat.

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DoubleDare
11/27/21 10:14:56 AM
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roos1046 Reborn posted...
Your hair is only one of your issues.

Your best bet is to find the drunkest woman there to give yourself any chance.

Well of course.

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blackhrt
11/27/21 6:29:09 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Never a good idea to deceive.

Its not?

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SauI_Goodman
11/27/21 11:05:04 PM
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DoubleDare posted...
Well of course.
Do you guys ever fear that she comes back later to cry rape.

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Heartomaton
11/27/21 11:06:04 PM
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blackhrt posted...
Its not?

To get sex? No.

It's a shit thing to do.

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blackhrt
11/28/21 9:41:36 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
To get sex? No.

It's a shit thing to do.

well shoot, theres some ladies I need to talk to then. :P

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The_Korey
11/28/21 9:48:02 AM
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Dress up as Abraham Lincoln with one of them big ol tophats. You will radiate big-dick energy and no one will suspect you're ashamed of your hairline.

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DoubleDare
11/28/21 1:25:22 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Do you guys ever fear that she comes back later to cry rape.

Not that drunk, and I too of course have some drinks as well.

If I'm being honest, I've only taken 1 woman back to my place from a bar these past few years (well 2020 and most of this year didnt go to any)
And she didn't drink anything, and we went to a diner nearby then went to my place.

My luck at bars isn't that great clearly since I'm askin whether wearing a hat would improve stuff.

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