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Zikten
11/25/21 7:17:12 PM
#1:


Make your pledge, mortal




https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Tzeentch

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Khorne

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Nurgle

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Slaanesh
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LordMarshal
11/25/21 7:25:28 PM
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Me and Obama would pledge to Tzeentch.

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furb
11/25/21 7:26:35 PM
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Malice

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Tobi011
11/25/21 7:33:58 PM
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Slaanesh, because that's who all the sexy demons praise.
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HA4e
11/25/21 7:35:21 PM
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Whoever looks hot

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pegusus123456
11/25/21 7:39:09 PM
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Slaanesh is the the Dark God dedicated to the pursuit of earthly gratification and the overthrow of all decent behaviour, as well as hedonism and amoral pleasure for its own sake. He is the God of Obsession, the Master of Excess in All Things, from gluttony to lust to megalomania.

I'm in

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deathpainter
11/25/21 7:52:09 PM
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I play death guard in the tabletop, but following nurgle seems pretty horrific.

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GeneralKenobi85
11/26/21 9:10:29 PM
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deathpainter posted...
I play death guard in the tabletop, but following nurgle seems pretty horrific.
All his followers seem pretty happy though. That's why they lovingly call him Grandfather Nurgle or Papa Nurgle. So maybe you can get used to your guts literally spilling out when you enter the warm embrace of Nurgle.

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nothanks1
11/26/21 9:14:02 PM
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Slaanesh would have their female worshipers beat me and nurse me back to health with alcohol

I vote for Slaanesh

Tho am a fan of Nurgle too
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008Zulu
11/26/21 9:17:09 PM
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Tzeentch. When I win, it's just as planned. When I lose, it's just as planned.

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UnMead
11/26/21 9:18:31 PM
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Im just now learning about Warhammer but is the emperor not a god now that he exists in the warp or whatever?

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ThePrinceFish
11/26/21 9:20:50 PM
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GeneralKenobi85 posted...
All his followers seem pretty happy though. That's why they lovingly call him Grandfather Nurgle or Papa Nurgle. So maybe you can get used to your guts literally spilling out when you enter the warm embrace of Nurgle.
Until a blank cuts you off from the warp and you notice how horrific it feels to have your body melting pus from every pore.

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Zikten
11/26/21 9:21:32 PM
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UnMead posted...
Im just now learning about Warhammer but is the emperor not a god now that he exists in the warp or whatever?

That's in 40k. I was thinking about Fantasy when I made this topic

But yea, I would classify him as a god probably
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UnMead
11/26/21 9:23:33 PM
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Oh ok I didnt realize there were multiple Warhammer settings. Ive never played any of the games Ive just been listening to some podcasts that explore the lore. Its some pretty cool stuff, very interesting concepts.

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Romulox28
11/26/21 9:24:06 PM
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gotta give it up to my boy nurgle, i have a ton of death guard minis

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GeneralKenobi85
11/26/21 9:24:38 PM
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I guess Khorne seems like one of the better ones to worship from the perspective of a mortal. I mean that's part of why he's the most popular in the actual Warhammer world. Just go out and kill stuff.

Tzeentch has got to be the worst just because there's a high chance you're gonna get heavily mutated. And who the fuck even knows what Tzeentch is trying to do most of the time.

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Zikten
11/26/21 9:25:34 PM
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UnMead posted...
Oh ok I didnt realize there were multiple Warhammer settings. Ive never played any of the games Ive just been listening to some podcasts that explore the lore. Its some pretty cool stuff, very interesting concepts.

Yea there is 2. Fantasy and 40k. Fantasy actually came first I think. It's just 40k but in a fantasy setting. The 4 main chaos gods exist in both settings. I dont know as much about their 40k versions though
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Zikten
11/26/21 9:28:07 PM
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Also there is a new game coming in February, which is why I made this. Total War: Warhammer 3. It will let you play as the armies of each of the 4 chaos gods. So that's why they have been on my mind
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ThePrinceFish
11/26/21 9:33:11 PM
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Zikten posted...
Yea there is 2. Fantasy and 40k. Fantasy actually came first I think. It's just 40k but in a fantasy setting. The 4 main chaos gods exist in both settings. I dont know as much about their 40k versions though
The Chaos gods are exactly the same in 40k and Fantasy. Not just identical versions of each other, but official word is that they are literally the same extra-dimensional assholes.

There are certain things that make this not make sense. Like not using Chaos Space Marines to roll the Empire. But the answer to that is don't worry about it.

Point is if you know one version you know both.

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Shotgunnova
11/26/21 9:35:17 PM
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Nurgle sounds like a mascot character, not a lord of death, etc.

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