Current Events > 10 billion lions vs all pokemon (no legendaries)

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discuss.

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lions leading


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Smeargle solos.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Smeargle solos.

bs

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i pick the lions.
eventually even for flying charizards, the numbers become so insurmountable that they pass out from exhaustion.

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ShineboxPhil posted...

i pick the lions.
eventually even for flying charizards, the numbers become so insurmountable that they pass out from exhaustion.

exactly.

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ShineboxPhil posted...

i pick the lions.
eventually even for flying charizards, the numbers become so insurmountable that they pass out from exhaustion.

Or they could just fly to an island or to the top of a mountain (if theyd survive that) and take a nap. Also, water types exist. Gyarados and the like could just hang out off the coast shooting hyper beams and then take a break when they get tired.

If theyre made to attack non-stop though, yeah, the lions win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbhROBwrrUw


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https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/Magcargo

Magcargo solos.

The entry on the site does not reflect the search result entry.

Magcargo's body is 18,000F, all lions instantly incenirate upon touching it

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ShineboxPhil posted...

i pick the lions.
eventually even for flying charizards, the numbers become so insurmountable that they pass out from exhaustion.

Heatwave hits all opposing opponents. A couple of those from 2 or 3 Fire types should take out 10 billion lions.

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It hugely depends. Do pokemon get the absurd pokedex stuff? Because if so, Macargot would solo all 10 billion because of its 18,000 F body. That would do all of the following:
1)Rendering them inable to breathe in any capacity, which alone is already and obviously exceedingly deadly
2)Just being even NEAR them would cause you to spontaneously combust from the sheer magnitude of the surrounding heat
3)The dead lions would be liquefied by said heat/magma, so "space" wouldn't be an issue either
wackyteen posted...

https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/Magcargo

Magcargo solos.

The entry on the site does not reflect the search result entry.

Magcargo's body is 18,000F, all lions instantly incenirate upon touching it

I'm glad to see we were both thinking the same thing.

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wackyteen posted...

https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/Magcargo

Magcargo solos.

The entry on the site does not reflect the search result entry.

Magcargo's body is 18,000F, all lions instantly incenirate upon touching it

wouldn't magcargo also kill the pokemon within it's radius

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Lions win. Pokedex entries are written by 10 year olds in the game canon.

wackyteen posted...

https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/Magcargo

Magcargo solos.

The entry on the site does not reflect the search result entry.

Magcargo's body is 18,000F, all lions instantly incenirate upon touching it

People always go to this idiotic dex entry when this debate comes up. 18,000F would melt through the earth. Yet that never seems to be a problem in the Pokemon world.


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Normal type lions can't hit ghost types, so Pokemon win.

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wackyteen posted...

https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/Magcargo

Magcargo solos.

The entry on the site does not reflect the search result entry.

Magcargo's body is 18,000F, all lions instantly incenirate upon touching it

Pretty theres many other pokemon with bullshit that could solo the lions.

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Pokemon. Powers and intelligence. Lions would just fight amonst each other, epsecially of they are from different prides.

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The sheer mass alone of 10 billion lions swarming them would kill the Pokemon.

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Regular lions, or Detroit Lions?

Scintillant posted...

Lions win. Pokedex entries are written by 10 year olds in the game canon.

People always go to this idiotic dex entry when this debate comes up. 18,000F would melt through the earth. Yet that never seems to be a problem in the Pokemon world.

It got me thinking. In the anime you have trainers taking flame throwers, thunderbolts, etc. and people like team rocket "blasting off" causing an explosion but re appear the following episode. Do people in the Pokemon world have much more resistances and are super human strength or are Pokemon attacks incredibly weak? If the latter, that means the lions would brush off any attacks.

There are pokemon that can fly and do things like breathe fire. Lions are doomed.

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Vladimir posted...

It got me thinking. In the anime you have trainers taking flame throwers, thunderbolts, etc. and people like team rocket "blasting off" causing an explosion but re appear the following episode. Do people in the Pokemon world have much more resistances and are super human strength or are Pokemon attacks incredibly weak? If the latter, that means the lions would brush off any attacks.

Kami_no_Kami posted...

Pokemon takes place on planet Krypton confirmed?

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Kami_no_Kami posted...

Pokemon is clearly set on the moon, or something.

Just learn to accept Ash's super strength

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UltraDeku posted...

Heatwave hits all opposing opponents.

in a pokemon battle.

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PikachuMaxwell posted...

Lions would just fight amonst each other

no they wouldnt. topic says 10 billion lions vs pokemon.

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God_Of_Entirety posted...

no they wouldnt. topic says 10 billion lions vs pokemon.

Oh fine! *faints and waves a white flag*

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I never understood the arguments for this scenario. Why would 10 billion lions band together to fight the pokemon? Lions are pack animals, but they also fight other lions over territory. They'd be too busy mauling each other to care about pokemon. But no, everyone always focuses all of their "logic" on the problems with the pokemon side of things.

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God_Of_Entirety posted...

in a pokemon battle.

We're either using game logic or PokeDex logic. You can't have neither.

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Ghost types are immortal and incorporeal.

Ghost types win in about 30 years or so.

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tri sapphire posted...

Ghost types are immortal and incorporeal.

is that why they get KO'd from rock, flying, bug, stell, and earth moves?

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This one really depends on what rules we're going by.

Pokedex rules mean pokemon win and destroy the earth.

Game rules mean the pokemon lose after getting tired out

In as realistic(fair) a scenario as possible, I assume that the ghost pokemon end up the winners. Lions decimate most/almost all of of the pokemon the pokemon, then begin to starve. Whatever is left in the air or otherwise (ghost pokemon) will probably continue to pick of lions before passing out, leaving nothing but the ghost pokemon. They kill whatever they until the lions starve to death, passing out here and there.

Also, to those saying that the pokedex entries are ridiculous, so is the lion side of things. Just to start, that's an extra 400-500 billion pounds or so, just added the the planet in one place. Second, 98+ percent of them are going to die of exhaustion and starvation before even seeing a pokemon.

So, realistically, Gengar solos.

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God_Of_Entirety posted...

is that why they get KO'd from rock, flying, bug, stell, and earth moves?

Didn't know lions could utilize those elements.

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I would like to point out that TC did not specify the Total amount of Pokemon. The title says "all Pokemon."
You can infer this in several ways:

• All Pokemon that exist IRL, which is none.
• One of each Pokemon
• The total amount of each Pokemon ever shown in the anime
• The total amount of each Pokemon that exists in the game
• A combination of the last two
• Infinite Pokemon because they infinitely spawn in the game

Outside of the first two I believe Pokemon win.

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The_Hat posted...

I would like to point out that TC did not specify the Total amount of Pokemon. The title says "all Pokemon."
You can infer this in several ways:
* All Pokemon that exist IRL, which is none.
* One of each Pokemon
* The total amount of each Pokemon ever shown in the anime
* The total amount of each Pokemon that exists in the game
* A combination of the last two
* Infinite Pokemon because they infinitely spawn in the game
Outside of the first two I believe Pokemon win.

i think he implied 1 of each pokemon

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10 dmax Ground Pokemon uses Max Quake.
10 dmax Water Pokemon uses Max Geyser.
10 dmax Ice Pokemon uses Max Hailstorm.

Lions fighting kaijus that cause the ground to split, drowns the lions then freezes them preventing any from escaping the frozen landscape.

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tri sapphire posted...

Didn't know lions could utilize those elements.

they can get hurt by bug bites and bubbles but a lion couldnt hurt them.. ok

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also, lions could use bite or crunch which are obviously dark type moves.

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God_Of_Entirety posted...

also, lions could use bite or crunch which are obviously dark type moves.

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God_Of_Entirety posted...

also, lions could use bite or crunch which are obviously dark type moves.

Okay, so if lions are following pokemon rules then we're back to:
UltraDeku posted...

Heatwave hits all opposing opponents. A couple of those from 2 or 3 Fire types should take out 10 billion lions.

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10 billion is too much, where'd you even put them, the lion corpses will poison non-poison pokes i guess

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the pokemon would kick a last second field goal to secure the victory

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10 billion lions

vs.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/android/185030-10-billion-wives

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People always say that ghost types solo yet they're weak against the lion's main attack

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inTaCtfuL posted...

People always say that ghost types solo yet they're weak against the lion's main attack

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Lion's aren't a pokemon, so they don't know any pokemon moves.

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ShineboxPhil posted...

i think he implied 1 of each pokemon

In that case, are we to assume 1 of every evolution i.e. Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard?
Or a single Charizard for the tree, because the Charmander evolved?
In a battle of numbers the former scenario nearly triples the Pokemon count.

Finally, what level are the Pokemon? A level 100 will have much more health and higher stats than a level 35.

Too many unanswered questions TC!

im nitpicking because I can't sleep, don't this seriously.


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1 of each

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Pretty sure most could just fly and attack from above.
Then you said no legendarys. Luckily, Arceus is mythical, not legendary. He uses judgement, they win.

All the layers of spikes + toxic spikes and stealth rocks would significantly weaken the lions. All the pokemon have to do is bait the lions into getting hit/affected by those and just stall them out until they die from the toxic status.