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Heartomaton 11/01/21 4:07:20 PM #1:	How screwed are you? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:959597029] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>How screwed are you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/01/21 4:08:18 PM #2:	I do this <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959597060] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>I do this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 11/01/21 4:09:00 PM #3:	Starmie. I'm pretty screwed. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:959597086] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Starmie. I'm pretty screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VitalGetPrank 11/01/21 4:09:20 PM #4:	Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, I'm pretty fucked. --- https://cdn.tuckbot.tv/jch13o.mp4 <cite>VitalGetPrank posted [p:959597100] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Alakazam has an IQ of 5000, I'm pretty fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/01/21 4:11:34 PM #5:	A Chrysalis of quantum microcosm data beat that! <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959597159] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote> A Chrysalis of quantum microcosm data beat that! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 11/01/21 4:16:57 PM #6:	Dratini Even if it'd pain me to do so, I'll just throw some ice cubes at it. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:959597311] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Dratini Even if it'd pain me to do so, I'll just throw some ice cubes at it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/01/21 4:17:23 PM #7:	Mareep. It won't be pleasant, but I'll manage. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:959597327] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Mareep. It won't be pleasant, but I'll manage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/01/21 4:18:46 PM #8:	DeadBankerDream posted... Mareep. It won't be pleasant, but I'll manage. <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959597366] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>Mareep. It won't be pleasant, but I'll manage.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UltraDeku 11/01/21 4:19:25 PM #9:	Mime Jr. I'll be fine --- Banana for scale https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/8/1/2/AAdZ4xAAAAMs.jpg <cite>UltraDeku posted [p:959597385] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Mime Jr. I'll be fine </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 11/01/21 4:19:47 PM #10:	Absol I mean, it literally has a scythe on its head and a sword for its tail. I could not possibly be more dead. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:959597395] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Absol I mean, it literally has a scythe on its head and a sword for its tail. I could not possibly be more dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/01/21 4:21:42 PM #11:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Absol I mean, it literally has a scythe on its head and a sword for its tail. I could not possibly be more dead. Could of been a Dialga. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:959597449] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>Absol I mean, it literally has a scythe on its head and a sword for its tail. I could not possibly be more dead.</quote>Could of been a Dialga. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 11/01/21 4:24:00 PM #12:	probably fine, i liked Pidgeot quite a bit. I've been attacked (Recently actually) by a god damn Osprey protecting it's nest, so i imagine it wouldn't be much different than that. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:959597524] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>probably fine, i liked Pidgeot quite a bit. I've been attacked (Recently actually) by a god damn Osprey protecting it's nest, so i imagine it wouldn't be much different than that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Brutal_Deluxe 11/01/21 4:25:39 PM #13:	Naysaspace posted... probably fine, i liked Pidgeot quite a bit. I've been attacked (Recently actually) by a god damn Osprey protecting it's nest, so i imagine it wouldn't be much different than that. An osprey weights just over one kilo (2.2lbs) A Pidgeot is abouut 40 kilos (87lbs) <cite>Brutal_Deluxe posted [p:959597571] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Naysaspace posted...</cite> <quote>probably fine, i liked Pidgeot quite a bit. I've been attacked (Recently actually) by a god damn Osprey protecting it's nest, so i imagine it wouldn't be much different than that. </quote> An osprey weights just over one kilo (2.2lbs) A Pidgeot is abouut 40 kilos (87lbs)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 11/01/21 4:26:15 PM #14:	Oddish. I step. --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:959597592] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Oddish. I step. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noodles_the_dog 11/01/21 4:26:51 PM #15:	Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol <cite>Noodles_the_dog posted [p:959597605] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/01/21 4:27:43 PM #16:	Noodles_the_dog posted... Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol You cant escape cause of shadow tag. Unless you have toxic, you're pretty much screwed. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:959597628] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Noodles_the_dog posted... </cite> <quote>Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol</quote>You cant escape cause of shadow tag. Unless you have toxic, you're pretty much screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Brutal_Deluxe 11/01/21 4:28:08 PM #17:	Noodles_the_dog posted... Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol Prevents the foe's escape. good luck escaping <cite>Brutal_Deluxe posted [p:959597640] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Noodles_the_dog posted...</cite> <quote>Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol </quote> Prevents the foe's escape. good luck escaping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevilZhouYu 11/01/21 4:28:16 PM #18:	Squirtle. Guess drowning's on the murder menu today. <cite>DevilZhouYu posted [p:959597642] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Squirtle. Guess drowning's on the murder menu today. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UltraDeku 11/01/21 4:31:52 PM #19:	Brutal_Deluxe posted... Prevents the foe's escape. good luck escaping Pick it up and take it with you. Maybe duck tape it to your back. --- Banana for scale https://gamefaqs1.cbsistatic.com/user_image/8/1/2/AAdZ4xAAAAMs.jpg <cite>UltraDeku posted [p:959597735] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Brutal_Deluxe posted... </cite> <quote>Prevents the foe's escape. good luck escaping</quote>Pick it up and take it with you. Maybe duck tape it to your back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/01/21 4:32:28 PM #20:	Hawlucha is gonna make me tap out for the World Championship in my hometown --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:959597747] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Hawlucha is gonna make me tap out for the World Championship in my hometown </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 11/01/21 4:34:59 PM #21:	Arcanine. Yeah I'm toast. Like literally too. <cite>Srk700 posted [p:959597819] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine. Yeah I'm toast. Like literally too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulJoe 11/01/21 4:40:26 PM #22:	Noodles_the_dog posted... Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol Oh I don't know about that. Counter and Mirror Coat might have some strange rules that allow it to hurt you. Shadow Tag keeps you in close proximity and it also has Destiny Bond waiting to one-shot. It'd like being cursed, it'd at least have you more paranoid and stressed. --- Still waiting on that third threat <cite>ViewtifulJoe posted [p:959597958] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Noodles_the_dog posted... </cite> <quote>Wobbuffet I don't think I could possibly be safer lol</quote>Oh I don't know about that. Counter and Mirror Coat might have some strange rules that allow it to hurt you. Shadow Tag keeps you in close proximity and it also has Destiny Bond waiting to one-shot. It'd like being cursed, it'd at least have you more paranoid and stressed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolcono 11/01/21 4:41:52 PM #23:	gyarados- At least he died via his favorite pokemon. --- psn- trucano <cite>coolcono posted [p:959597995] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>gyarados- At least he died via his favorite pokemon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 11/01/21 4:42:23 PM #24:	Teddiursa It would be basically fighting a bear cub. I'll make it, unless an Ursaring is nearby. --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:959598010] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Teddiursa It would be basically fighting a bear cub. I'll make it, unless an Ursaring is nearby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 11/01/21 4:42:51 PM #25:	Arcanine. I'm screwed lmao. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:959598022] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine. I'm screwed lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 11/01/21 4:42:51 PM #26:	Conkeldurr My boy gonna make it painless for me. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:959598023] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Conkeldurr My boy gonna make it painless for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/01/21 4:42:55 PM #27:	Ledian or Dunsparce or Jirachi --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:959598027] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Ledian or Dunsparce or Jirachi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 11/01/21 4:44:18 PM #28:	Abra has psychic powers, so I'm pretty screwed. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:959598076] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Abra has psychic powers, so I'm pretty screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GallisOTK 11/01/21 4:45:12 PM #29:	Tyranitar would wreck my shit --- https://imgur.com/sZ6drsj <cite>GallisOTK posted [p:959598101] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Tyranitar would wreck my shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingOf7Seas 11/01/21 4:46:32 PM #30:	Squirtle would make good turtle soup. <cite>KingOf7Seas posted [p:959598158] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Squirtle would make good turtle soup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/01/21 4:47:58 PM #31:	KingOf7Seas posted... Squirtle would make good turtle soup. Squirrel: It puts the lotion in the basket. King: waoh <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959598209] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>KingOf7Seas posted... </cite> <quote>Squirtle would make good turtle soup.</quote>Squirrel: It puts the lotion in the basket. King: waoh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 11/01/21 4:53:20 PM #32:	Kisai posted... Abra has psychic powers, so I'm pretty screwed. Doesn't it only learn Teleport? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:959598354] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Kisai posted... </cite> <quote>Abra has psychic powers, so I'm pretty screwed.</quote>Doesn't it only learn Teleport? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 11/01/21 5:02:44 PM #33:	I PUNCH it. It should be super effective in theory. --- My maid will destroy humanity. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959598634] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>I PUNCH it. It should be super effective in theory. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 11/01/21 5:03:27 PM #34:	DeadBankerDream posted... Doesn't it only learn Teleport? teleports inside you Nothing personnel kidd. --- My maid will destroy humanity. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959598653] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't it only learn Teleport?</quote>teleports inside you Nothing personnel kidd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Protopet 11/01/21 5:06:51 PM #35:	Ledian. Depending on how you'd weigh a human's stats in Pokemon terms... Yeah, I'd have a chance. Sadly. --- I should go. <cite>Protopet posted [p:959598744] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Ledian. Depending on how you'd weigh a human's stats in Pokemon terms... Yeah, I'd have a chance. Sadly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 11/01/21 5:16:32 PM #36:	Braviary is a like a 90 pound, 5 foot tall eagle and its entries basically say it never gives up fighting no matter what. Unless I have a rocket launcher, I'm probably fucked. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al. <cite>LostForest posted [p:959599015] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Braviary is a like a 90 pound, 5 foot tall eagle and its entries basically say it never gives up fighting no matter what. Unless I have a rocket launcher, I'm probably fucked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 11/01/21 5:18:16 PM #37:	Jigglypuff? Shes a savage that will slap you to death https://youtu.be/WORubYM28po --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp Yim/Yum https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:959599069] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Jigglypuff? Shes a savage that will slap you to death https://youtu.be/WORubYM28po </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 11/03/21 4:17:48 AM #38:	Srk700 posted... Arcanine. Yeah I'm toast. Like literally too. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:959645410] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Srk700 posted... </cite> <quote>Arcanine. Yeah I'm toast. Like literally too.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 11/03/21 4:19:18 AM #39:	Froslass. I just let her take me. --- https://imgur.com/a/fqY7axi <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:959645423] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Froslass. I just let her take me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
segasaturn 11/03/21 4:19:33 AM #40:	I wouldn't stand a chance battling Ho Oh. --- My name is about the Sega Saturn an underplayed console My Board. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1554-the-ranting-board <cite>segasaturn posted [p:959645427] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't stand a chance battling Ho Oh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 11/03/21 4:20:37 AM #41:	Farfetch'd I am completely screwed. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:959645437] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Farfetch'd I am completely screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 11/03/21 4:21:25 AM #42:	Gyarados? Very. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:959645444] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Gyarados? Very. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 11/03/21 4:24:28 AM #43:	Brutal_Deluxe posted... An osprey weights just over one kilo (2.2lbs) A Pidgeot is abouut 40 kilos (87lbs) Plus, they can attack at twice the speed of sound, if I remember correctly. The force would most likely be fatal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:959645472] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Brutal_Deluxe posted... </cite> <quote>An osprey weights just over one kilo (2.2lbs) A Pidgeot is abouut 40 kilos (87lbs)</quote>Plus, they can attack at twice the speed of sound, if I remember correctly. The force would most likely be fatal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
General-Secura 11/03/21 4:32:17 AM #44:	Avalugg is too slow and cumbersome to ever catch me. <cite>General-Secura posted [p:959645551] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Avalugg is too slow and cumbersome to ever catch me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 11/03/21 4:35:01 AM #45:	Wigglytuff I got this. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:959645581] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Wigglytuff I got this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 11/03/21 4:44:26 AM #46:	Houndoom. I'm pretty screwed. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:959645672] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Houndoom. I'm pretty screwed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 11/03/21 5:00:58 AM #47:	Gengar Well he's a dang ghost so there's no escaping v_v --- Punk ass rat boy <cite>Schwarz posted [p:959645836] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Gengar Well he's a dang ghost so there's no escaping v_v </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/03/21 5:02:22 AM #48:	Schwarz posted... Gengar Well he's a dang ghost so there's no escaping v_v Arent you a fan? Mew will save you. Something stupid will happen to Gengar and you wont even know why. Might not even even know he was there -__- <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959645845] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Schwarz posted... </cite> <quote>Gengar Well he's a dang ghost so there's no escaping v_v</quote>Arent you a fan? Mew will save you. Something stupid will happen to Gengar and you wont even know why. Might not even even know he was there -__- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MyWifeBeatsMe 11/03/21 5:03:41 AM #49:	Magikarp Only Krillin from DBZ could possibly lose to a Magikarp <cite>MyWifeBeatsMe posted [p:959645855] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>Magikarp Only Krillin from DBZ could possibly lose to a Magikarp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xethuminra 11/03/21 5:04:17 AM #50:	MyWifeBeatsMe posted... Magikarp Only Krillin from DBZ could possibly lose to a Magikarp Or worse Someone stupid enough to not kill it immediately <cite>Xethuminra posted [p:959645862] in Your favor... [t:79738934]...</cite> <quote>MyWifeBeatsMe posted... </cite> <quote>Magikarp Only Krillin from DBZ could possibly lose to a Magikarp</quote>Or worse Someone stupid enough to not kill it immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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