Current Events > I'm a 4'11 29 year old who just got his first full time job (AMA)

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armandro
10/31/21 10:44:50 PM
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been a neet for years

people said i didn't have a life before

but now it really feels like I don't have a life for real because i get home tired and dont feel like doing shit

dont have time to shitpost during day ce

losing my leader board rankings on the best CEchat Discord

my body hurts all the time

Is this life?


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MedeaLysistrata
10/31/21 10:45:30 PM
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You sound like me, so good fucking luck

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Smackems
10/31/21 10:46:16 PM
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Hey at least you're not Smackems

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Guide
10/31/21 10:47:22 PM
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what are the going rates for personal ball carriers?

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smoke_break
10/31/21 10:48:28 PM
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armandro posted...
Is this life?
Kind of, yeah. It sucks.

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PatrickMahomes
10/31/21 10:50:13 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
10/31/21 10:50:57 PM
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TC probably won't be back...

But uh should I quit my job/find something else? One of my days is too much work to do for the length of the shift

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MabusIncarnate
10/31/21 10:53:12 PM
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Hey at least you're not Smackems

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Turtlebread
10/31/21 10:54:43 PM
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Stop

i want to go back

I want to be neet again

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inTaCtfuL
10/31/21 10:55:00 PM
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Are your coworkers cute

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armandro
10/31/21 11:08:32 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
what's the gig?
Cook at football stadium

inTaCtfuL posted...
Are your coworkers cute
One of them
but she just started like 2 days ago

wonder if she works the same schedule as me
my best co-worker friend is some old lady
we talk about how anti social we are

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Rayman2943
10/31/21 11:09:20 PM
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4'11
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Njolk
10/31/21 11:11:26 PM
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My job is fun and I work with my friends and I live in a cool place with a lot to do and my wife and I have a small house together

CE is a terrible place for advice

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Squall28
10/31/21 11:13:49 PM
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I swear some of you guys act like the world is ending over the most trivial shit.

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OwlRammer
10/31/21 11:16:05 PM
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armandro posted...


but now it really feels like I don't have a life for real because i get home tired and dont feel like doing shit
big mood right there :(

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armandro
10/31/21 11:21:12 PM
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Njolk posted...
My job is fun and I work with my friends and I live in a cool place with a lot to do and my wife and I have a small house together

CE is a terrible place for advice
not asking for advice just saying how i feel

Squall28 posted...
I swear some of you guys act like the world is ending over the most trivial shit.
The world ends when Jesus comes back

sorry if it sounds like im complaining

just talking about how my life changed

i can't see me working the same job for more than a year tho

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inTaCtfuL
10/31/21 11:23:23 PM
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Would you bang your old lady friend if she was around your age

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Iodine
10/31/21 11:28:26 PM
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Being that short sounds terrible. Im 5'6 and there are times when I get annoyed by my lack of height.

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BryanRust17
10/31/21 11:36:27 PM
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Now that Sidney Crosby has returned, how do you think it will influence Bryan Rust's production on the Penguins offense?
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armandro
10/31/21 11:37:13 PM
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inTaCtfuL posted...
Would you bang your old lady friend if she was around your age
idk probably not
she showed me pics of her daughters and they're pretty cute
but i'm Catholic and a virgin
willing to die a virgin and wont sex till marriage (God willing)

Iodine posted...
Being that short sounds terrible. Im 5'6 and there are times when I get annoyed by my lack of height.
yeah it does suck
i usually have to wear extra large chef coats

feels like im in preschool playing dress up

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armandro
10/31/21 11:38:19 PM
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BryanRust17 posted...
Now that Sidney Crosby has returned, how do you think it will influence Bryan Rust's production on the Penguins offense?
bro i do football
LA Rams and Chargers

I should learn football stuff tho
wouldnt even know if i ran into the players

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1337toothbrush
10/31/21 11:55:33 PM
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"Having a life" is a matter of attitude.

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armandro
10/31/21 11:58:01 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
"Having a life" is a matter of attitude.
that is what im saying

when i was a neet i never hated my life
but after a while i wanted to try something new

doesnt seem that great
make 700 bucks a week

i think i was happier making 200 bucks a month helping my uncle with computer work

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electrochica
11/01/21 12:00:12 AM
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I don't see the issue with being 4'11 since you can't control how tall you are.....

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TerraSeeker
11/01/21 12:02:42 AM
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It's better late than never.

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crayola555
11/01/21 12:06:46 AM
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electrochica posted...
I don't see the issue with being 4'11 since you can't control how tall you are.....

You would think that, but in reality people will still judge someone over things they can not control. The world is full of morons

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armandro
11/01/21 12:11:02 AM
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electrochica posted...
I don't see the issue with being 4'11 since you can't control how tall you are.....

I know but people expect me to do normal people stuff

like fucking put shit on the highest shelf

like they always tell me stuff is common sense but like how do they not know i can't reach up that high?


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electrochica
11/01/21 12:15:23 AM
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armandro posted...
I know but people expect me to do normal people stuff

like fucking put shit on the highest shelf

like they always tell me stuff is common sense but like how do they not know i can't reach up that high?

They should keep a step ladder around for reaching the high up stuff!

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MabusIncarnate
11/01/21 12:18:10 AM
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How many hours do you sleep at night? Considering your life before work, do you sleep a lot, like 9+ hours?

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Cornmuffins
11/01/21 12:19:04 AM
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Work sucks. Welcome!
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Cornmuffins
11/01/21 12:30:39 AM
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btw fuck the haters. IDK who this Njolk dude is but I hope he stops acting like a clown after Halloween
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armandro
11/01/21 12:31:24 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
How many hours do you sleep at night? Considering your life before work, do you sleep a lot, like 9+ hours?

i used to sleep 12 hours before
when i first started neeting
dream world felt cooler than real life

but then i stopped being able to remember my dreams

now a days i sleep like 6-8 hours


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Returning_CEmen
11/01/21 12:36:43 AM
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armandro posted...
bro i do football
LA Rams and Chargers

I should learn football stuff tho
wouldnt even know if i ran into the players
Fam hook me up with tickets to SoFi

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TheChariot
11/01/21 12:38:31 AM
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electrochica posted...
I don't see the issue with being 4'11 since you can't control how tall you are.....
Well, look at it this way. A man also can't control how big he is "downstairs" but if he's small, it's a big issue.

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WeeWeiWiiWie
11/01/21 12:41:05 AM
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Who was paying for your existence before?

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armandro
11/01/21 12:50:12 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Fam hook me up with tickets to SoFi

nah im only food shit

but if you're ever on the 3rd floor go to sumo and chili hotdogs and I'll hook you up
thats the most power i have


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armandro
11/01/21 12:50:33 AM
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WeeWeiWiiWie posted...
Who was paying for your existence before?
the people that brought me into this world

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Jefejonny
11/01/21 12:51:14 AM
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Cry more tc seriously

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Returning_CEmen
11/01/21 12:51:58 AM
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armandro posted...
nah im only food shit

but if you're ever on the 3rd floor go to sumo and chili hotdogs and I'll hook you up
thats the most power i have
Sounds good :)

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Metal_Bug
11/01/21 12:53:54 AM
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I have TC tagged as a homophobe so I'm not surprised that he has also been an uncontributing member of society well into adulthood.
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WeeWeiWiiWie
11/01/21 12:54:21 AM
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armandro posted...
the people that brought me into this world

Sounds nice. Might ride on that gravy train if I were in your place.

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Cornmuffins
11/01/21 12:57:37 AM
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Metal_Bug posted...
I have TC tagged as a homophobe so I'm not surprised that he has also been an uncontributing member of society well into adulthood.


Maybe he tells bad jokes or something but I've known him for at least 10 years and..naw
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DemonBuffet
11/01/21 1:01:25 AM
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have you ever had your pee pee touched by a woman?

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armandro
11/01/21 1:13:20 AM
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Jefejonny posted...
Cry more tc seriously
got more tears to cry

Metal_Bug posted...
I have TC tagged as a homophobe so I'm not surprised that he has also been an uncontributing member of society well into adulthood.
yeah a lot of people think im a transphobe or a homophobe because I have self-deprecating humor


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armandro
11/01/21 1:14:13 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Maybe he tells bad jokes or something but I've known him for at least 10 years and..naw
yeah I'm friends with Chris and Bok and they're both gay

hung out with them last year

DemonBuffet posted...
have you ever had your pee pee touched by a woman?
nope

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Rayman2943
11/01/21 1:45:35 AM
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WeeWeiWiiWie posted...
Sounds nice. Might ride on that gravy train if I were in your place.
Aren't you 4'11 as well? How cute
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E_S_M_Z
11/01/21 7:44:20 AM
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Keep in mind any full time job is a huge change. it's gonna feel really jarring at first. I have an office job and I've been at it for 10 years, but damn I had a lot of trouble adjusting to just being at a desk all day, let alone the work itself.

You'll adjust to it.

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ssj3vegeta2
11/01/21 8:00:38 AM
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armandro posted...
yeah I'm friends with Chris and Bok and they're both gay

Whoa, when did Bok come out?
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Supernatural
11/01/21 5:12:50 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Whoa, when did Bok come out?
Idk 2012???

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ssj3vegeta2
11/01/21 5:17:09 PM
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