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Shablagoo
10/31/21 8:58:49 AM
#1:


minor spoilers I guess (amount of bosses, etc.)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UV2ofHNLQa4

like hes joking probably but also 100% unironically correct about the annoying parts of the game

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Robot2600
10/31/21 9:08:57 AM
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games looks like like shit and everyone was losing their minds over it.

nintendo sucks.

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lilORANG
10/31/21 9:17:43 AM
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$60 for 3 minutes. Glad someone said it. I get shit on when I say it's short lol
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Robot2600
10/31/21 9:20:30 AM
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Nintendo are awful and I don't know why people pretend like they make good games.

They make purposely inferior products with a one-size-fits-all mentality.

I can't even change the button config for the NES emulation that they make us pay for, and it's always got a bar at the bottom of the screen telling me - is select and + is start. No fucking way, you don't say! Not to mention no autofire, which makes TwinBee unplayable.

Fuck nintendo.

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AbstraktProfSC2
10/31/21 9:22:54 AM
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lmao gamefaqs is funny af with dunkey
at least TC said he knows he was joking

edit:rewatched the vid. I think every single sentence was completely serious and genuine 10/10 review 5/10 game. nobody has ever liked metrod

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Xethuminra
10/31/21 9:41:07 AM
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dont @me shabb
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DemonBuffet
10/31/21 9:42:38 AM
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When the game came out, everyone here loved it!
Now they hate it.

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pinky0926
10/31/21 9:45:44 AM
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As usual I have no idea if Dunkey is being serious or not

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Srk700
10/31/21 9:55:34 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
As usual I have no idea if Dunkey is being serious or not

He might be somewhat serious at certain parts (like the part about loading screens since it does take a while to load into the other sections), but overall he doesn't seem serious. The part about Other M gives it away since it's widely considered one of the worst Metroid games.
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pinky0926
10/31/21 10:51:49 AM
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What I'm not sure of is whether he actually liked the game or not

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DarkRoast
10/31/21 10:53:11 AM
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Honestly, I've been playing it for a week or so, and length isn't the issue I have with it. It seems just about as long as any previous Metroid. The problem is that the general flow of the game seems almost completely random, and the world layout is weird and disjointed.

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Xethuminra
10/31/21 10:57:36 AM
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You dont judge a Metroid game by the first playthrough... you judge the player.
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Shablagoo
10/31/21 11:00:07 AM
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Im just glad to know other people are seeing the Game Over screen a lot too and its not just me with my crappy drifting sticks.

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