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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:02:55 PM
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Wish I could see her but I heve to wait until tomorrow.
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MrFingers07
10/26/21 1:03:43 PM
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Why can't you see her today, it's still early enough in the day

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Biscotti
10/26/21 1:03:45 PM
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happy bathday grrlfriendwii

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RealityDose
10/26/21 1:03:55 PM
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1. you don't have a girlfriend
2. the girl you write about isn't real
3. the girl you pretend is your girlfriend, aka the girl on the cereal box isn't real and definitely not your girlfriend
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:05:44 PM
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RealityDose posted...
1. you don't have a girlfriend
2. the girl you write about isn't real
3. the girl you pretend is your girlfriend, aka the girl on the cereal box isn't real and definitely not your girlfriend

None of that is true, maybe you should get a dose of reality instead.

Why can't you see her today, it's still early enough in the day


I have no way of getting into town today. My ride only picks me up on Wednesdays.
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GMAK2442
10/26/21 1:06:09 PM
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How sad. I hope you will see her tomorrow and I hope you found a good gift. Sex maybe as a gift.

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MrKapowski
10/26/21 1:09:03 PM
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:09:04 PM
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GMAK2442 posted...
How sad. I hope you will see her tomorrow and I hope you found a good gift

I got her a solid gold necklace.
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Blue_Inigo
10/26/21 1:09:40 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I got her a solid gold necklace.
You can give her solid gold but not solid dick

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Flockaveli
10/26/21 1:10:05 PM
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Have to see her tomorrow because her real boyfriend is seeing her today.

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MrKapowski
10/26/21 1:11:05 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
You can give her solid gold but not solid dick

He means his parents bought her a solid gold necklace

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Jefejonny
10/26/21 1:13:04 PM
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Are you going to try sex again Duncan?!

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:14:03 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
Have to see her tomorrow because her real boyfriend is seeing her today.

Well shes hanging out with a girl today so I'm not worried.
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Jefejonny
10/26/21 1:16:22 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Well shes hanging out with a girl today so I'm not worried.
She could be bi and is dating the girl

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DogOfPeace
10/26/21 1:18:04 PM
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RealityDose posted...
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people have been moderated for less. There is an unwritten rule that we have to play along with Duncan or we get moderated, its really odd

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:19:09 PM
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DogOfPeace posted...


people have been moderated for less. There is an unwritten rule that we have to play along with Duncan or we get moderated, its really odd

Yet another person who doesnt understand what photographic evidence is.
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DogOfPeace
10/26/21 1:19:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Yet another person who doesnt understand what photographic evidence is.

what does that have to do with getting moderated?

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:20:47 PM
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DogOfPeace posted...


what does that have to do with getting moderated?

"play along" implies I havent proven my stories are true, which I have. Its trolling at this point.
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Heartomaton
10/26/21 1:23:22 PM
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I know your girlfriend's birthday is today. Why? Because of the topic you made yesterday that said "My gf's birthday is tomorrow".

Thus making this topic entirely pointless.

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:32:45 PM
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I'm going to cook for my Gf tomorrow. I'm making Egg Noodles with Cream Of Chicken sauce. Sounds delicious

Maybe I'll put lemon juice on it, or does that sound gross?
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DogOfPeace
10/26/21 1:46:14 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm going to cook for my Gf tomorrow. I'm making Egg Noodles with Cream Of Chicken sauce. Sounds delicious

Maybe I'll put lemon juice on it, or does that sound gross?

youre allowed to cook? Come on

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 1:48:50 PM
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DogOfPeace posted...
youre allowed to cook? Come on

With supervision, which I'll have. What do you want from me I'm not doing nothing for my Gf's birthday, come on.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/26/21 1:58:37 PM
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tagging topic for future hilarity

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Touch
10/26/21 1:59:51 PM
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Gonna give her that DuncanWiiner?

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:00:36 PM
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Touch posted...
Gonna give her that DuncanWiiner?

Would like too. But it's up to her this time I'm afraid.
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3PiesAndAFork
10/26/21 2:02:04 PM
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Give her wiener in the pasta

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Drpooplol
10/26/21 2:02:56 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Would like too. But it's up to her this time I'm afraid.
Dude. It takes two to tango every time. Consent is important.

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DogOfPeace
10/26/21 2:04:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Would like too. But it's up to her this time I'm afraid.

what do you mean this time?

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:04:25 PM
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Drpooplol posted...

Dude. It takes two to tango every time. Consent is important.

That's what I'm saying. If she says no it means no.
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StarDestroyer
10/26/21 2:04:46 PM
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Are you going to get her a cake or some cupcakes?
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:05:28 PM
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StarDestroyer posted...
Are you going to get her a cake or some cupcakes?

No...

Just the pasta
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StarDestroyer
10/26/21 2:06:59 PM
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But you need dessert after pasta Duncan.
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:07:56 PM
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StarDestroyer posted...
But you need dessert after pasta Duncan.

We could go to Dairy Queen or something for Ice Cream. Theres one not too far away from where we're staying.
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Turbam
10/26/21 2:10:07 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm going to cook for my Gf tomorrow. I'm making Egg Noodles with Cream Of Chicken sauce. Sounds delicious

Maybe I'll put lemon juice on it, or does that sound gross?
I'd recommend a protein.
Probably season up some chicken and grill it to put on the side or on top?

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StarDestroyer
10/26/21 2:10:32 PM
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That sounds good as long as the weather is nice and not miserable.
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:17:17 PM
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Turbam posted...

I'd recommend a protein.
Probably season up some chicken and grill it to put on the side or on top?

The Cream of Chicken has chicken in it.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
10/26/21 2:18:25 PM
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I hope you both have a good time.

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One_Day_Remains
10/26/21 2:20:04 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


Would like too. But it's up to her this time I'm afraid.


Was it ever not up to her? Cause you know... that doesn't have very good implications
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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:21:42 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...


Was it ever not up to her? Cause you know... that doesn't have very good implications

Yeah, I should have phrased that differently. All our times have been completely consensual.
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Tobi011
10/26/21 2:22:47 PM
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You should get her something nice today since you can't see here right now.
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TeaMilk
10/26/21 2:22:51 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I'm going to cook for my Gf tomorrow. I'm making Egg Noodles with Cream Of Chicken sauce. Sounds delicious

Maybe I'll put lemon juice on it, or does that sound gross?
Omg cornmans mom makes that. Yeah lemon juice sounds bad with a creamy sauce tbh. Add some cooked chicken breast and veggies. I like adding green chile sauce if you can get a hold of it

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Mr_Karate_II
10/26/21 2:23:57 PM
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fr_e_shavoca_do posted...
will there be a "My Gf's birthday was yesterday" topic made tomorrow?
Probably

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TeaMilk
10/26/21 2:24:12 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The Cream of Chicken has chicken in it.
Are you just using like Campbell's? That has miniscule chicken shreds lol. Get some grilled chopped chicken breast if u can't make it

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Duncanwii
10/26/21 2:25:48 PM
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VioletMassacre posted...
Whats her age?

Shes 4 years younger than me. So 28

TeaMilk posted...

Are you just using like Campbell's? That has miniscule chicken shreds lol. Get some grilled chopped chicken breast if u can't make it

I can go to Walmart the day of and get fresh chicken. But it's like legs and stuff.
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Mr_Karate_II
10/26/21 2:32:57 PM
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This topic was for sure needed...

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TeaMilk
10/26/21 2:36:49 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Shes 4 years younger than me. So 28

I can go to Walmart the day of and get fresh chicken. But it's like legs and stuff.
You can probably find frozen precooked breasts. Would maybe recommend that if you don't know how to cook raw chicken

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Strider102
10/26/21 2:45:26 PM
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"You are now tracking this topic."

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