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SrRd_RacinG
10/07/21 6:47:32 PM
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The-19th-Sparta
10/07/21 6:50:23 PM
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You ran over a dumb woman checking her phone while crossing the street.

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Heliogabalus
10/07/21 6:50:59 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
You ran over a dumb woman checking her phone while crossing the street.
Was caught high-intensity cottaging

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Xethuminra
10/07/21 6:51:02 PM
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Kick a guy intona well and yelling this is Sparta
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pogo_rabid
10/07/21 6:51:13 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Kick a guy intona well and yelling this is Sparta

Found your girlfriend in bed with another dude, went on a bender and ran over a family of four while driving drunk

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Kanaya413
10/07/21 6:51:29 PM
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Shot up to 19 degrees at a cosplay convention (the cosplayer is dressed as a Spartan)
this was for second poster lol
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Vladimir
10/07/21 6:53:19 PM
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Sliced someone up with a katana and ate their remains
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Ivynn
10/07/21 6:53:45 PM
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Pissed off Vladimir Putin

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RedLuigi
10/07/21 6:54:15 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Pissed off Vladimir Putin

Crossed over the Canadian border without papers

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MedeaLysistrata
10/07/21 6:55:16 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Kick a guy intona well and yelling this is Sparta
Pressuring someone to use Google

You won't be sentenced until in the far future

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Steffenfield
10/07/21 6:55:42 PM
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@Ivynn

Killed off his crazy ex by mixing her salad with poison ivy.
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PatrickMahomes
10/07/21 6:55:51 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Pressuring someone to use Google

You won't be sentenced until in the far future
Practicing witchcraft in Salem in the 1600s

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Xethuminra
10/07/21 6:57:29 PM
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Looking like I go to jail a lot
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Kanaya413
10/07/21 7:06:11 PM
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Vladimir posted...
Sliced someone up with a katana and ate their remains
Nice
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AirFresh
10/07/21 7:07:07 PM
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@RedLuigi impostering/tax fraud

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AldousIsDead
10/07/21 7:11:20 PM
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AirFresh posted...
@RedLuigi impostering/tax fraud
Huffing febreeze.

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PatrickMahomes
10/07/21 7:20:26 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Huffing febreeze.
Killing someone named Aldous

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SrRd_RacinG
10/08/21 11:52:12 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
Killing someone named Aldous

Stalking Patrick Mahomes

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10/08/21 11:56:58 AM
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Driving over the speed limit in a residential area.

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masterpug53
10/08/21 12:08:47 PM
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Trying to do a live-action Space Invaders with some neighborhood kids and an Airsoft rifle.

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SrRd_RacinG
10/08/21 12:18:27 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Trying to do a live-action Space Invaders with some neighborhood kids and an Airsoft rifle.

Trained a pug to kill other pug masters.

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