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Blue_Inigo 10/05/21 12:33:33 AM #1: |
*10 minutes later*
God: It was just a prank bro! You sure got him, God --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 10/05/21 12:38:09 AM #2: |
Christians: Well, you see, that was the OLD testament God, who was completely different, even though God is perfect and never changes.
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Irony 10/05/21 12:39:48 AM #3: |
New Testament is basically someone read the Old Testament and thought it was fucked.
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Xethuminra 10/05/21 12:43:12 AM #4: |
God did the same thing to Himself through Christ, except he actually followed through with it that time. And he had the kid tortured. Then he just brought it him back to life. Interesting eh?
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Bass_X0 10/05/21 1:23:51 AM #5: |
God to Job: I'll kill your family. Show you still love me.
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dj1200 10/05/21 1:26:54 AM #6: |
God is good.
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Blue_Inigo 10/05/21 1:27:22 AM #7: |
dj1200 posted...
God is good.All the time brother --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/05/21 1:43:37 AM #8: |
Isaac means he laughs
makes you think anyways crazy to think many many years later God sends his son to be sacrificed --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 10/05/21 1:51:46 AM #9: |
but if god is all knowing doesn't that mean he knows that abraham loves him anyways and the test is worthless? doesn't he also know the results of the test before he does anything?
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Prestoff 10/05/21 1:52:43 AM #10: |
Remember when God fucked up Job's life just to prove a point to the Devil?
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MedeaLysistrata 10/05/21 1:53:40 AM #11: |
Some idiots actually took that so seriously a philosopher from the 1800s had to tell them to chill
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gunplagirl 10/05/21 1:54:55 AM #12: |
KnightofShikari posted...
but if god is all knowing doesn't that mean he knows that abraham loves him anyways and the test is worthless? doesn't he also know the results of the test before he does anything?Correct. It's part of why YHVH is a scourge that must needs be cleansed. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 10/05/21 2:16:02 AM #13: |
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God says, "No, " Abe says, "What?" God said, "You can do what you want Abe, but Next time you see me comin', you better run" Abe said, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on Highway 61" ~Bobby Dylan --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xavier_On_High 10/05/21 2:25:37 AM #14: |
People should really drop the "omni" parts of God. It's the only way we can really make any sense of Him without resorting to "mysterious ways".
He knows almost everything, He can do almost anything, and His love is almost endless. I find that much more palatable. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/05/21 2:48:33 AM #15: |
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Kami_no_Kami 10/05/21 2:59:43 AM #16: |
Xavier_On_High posted...
People should really drop the "omni" parts of God. It's the only way we can really make any sense of Him without resorting to "mysterious ways".The problem with going this route is he gets either ridiculously weak or evil. Like he cant or wont provide food for the hungry, or cure the sick, or stop natural disasters, or prevent wars, or solve climate change, etc. Whats the point in worshipping a being that either cant benefit the world in any significant manner or doesnt want to (or both)? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hornswoggled 10/05/21 3:03:42 AM #17: |
Call me cynical and blackpilled, but with how rotten and awful life is a lot of the time, I can see how people can read that story and think it makes sense.
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Tom Clark 10/05/21 4:02:33 AM #18: |
SiO4 posted...
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Came to post this, haha --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 10/05/21 4:55:10 AM #19: |
Kami_no_Kami posted...
The problem with going this route is he gets either ridiculously weak or evil. Like he cant or wont provide food for the hungry, or cure the sick, or stop natural disasters, or prevent wars, or solve climate change, etc. Whats the point in worshipping a being that either cant benefit the world in any significant manner or doesnt want to (or both)?They want their reward in the afterlife because they grew so jaded with this life. Never mind the fact that so many of them are fine with holy wars fought in the name of their deity... A name most of them don't even know. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 10/05/21 5:36:26 AM #20: |
armandro posted...
This is it. The worst meme ever. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/05/21 5:38:21 AM #21: |
jumi posted...
This is it. The worst meme ever.how so? have you played Death Stranding or watched NGE? --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 10/05/21 5:39:54 AM #22: |
Hey, you're not allowed to bring this stuff up or else you're a fedora tipping euphoric angsthiest!
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armandro 10/05/21 5:55:17 AM #23: |
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Serious Cat 10/05/21 6:04:42 AM #24: |
I sort of like the Gnostic view that the Old Testament God was evil and that's who Christ redeemed us from. Not that I believe it, but it's an interesting view.
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Xethuminra 10/05/21 6:06:27 AM #25: |
Serious Cat posted...
I sort of like the Gnostic view that the Old Testament God was evil and that's who Christ redeemed us from. Not that I believe it, but it's an interesting view.peolle can beleive in the meaning or something, or see value in it, without putting any stock into its veracity ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/05/21 6:06:57 AM #26: |
Serious Cat posted...
I sort of like the Gnostic view that the Old Testament God was evil and that's who Christ redeemed us from. Not that I believe it, but it's an interesting view. nah, what i like to believe is that God is so good that he is able to redeem the most evil people and the old testament is just converting pagans no matter how long it takes. --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 10/05/21 6:12:12 AM #27: |
Are we debating Christianity now? Whats the big deal with realizing that everything you know is a lie? In a way, thats a bit freeing. Scary, but free feels good. Doesnt it?
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AuroraUnit836 10/05/21 6:14:00 AM #28: |
armandro posted...
lmfao --- woogity woogity woogity ink me tf UP 1246-3783-6509 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 10/05/21 6:14:33 AM #29: |
AuroraUnit836 posted...
lmfaoI know! Its so good! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 10/08/21 4:38:00 AM #30: |
KnightofShikari posted...
But if God is all knowing doesn't that mean He knows that Abraham loves Him anyways and the test is worthless? Doesn't He also know the results of the test before He does anything?This pretty much makes everything since the creation of humanity a setup. If God knew Adam and Eve would fall into temptation and plunge all humanity into sin, why is He blaming us for something He knew we would do? --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xethuminra 10/08/21 4:49:22 AM #31: |
GGuirao13 posted...
This pretty much makes everything since the creation of humanity a setup. If God knew Adam and Eve would fall into temptation and plunge all humanity into sin, why is He blaming us for something He knew we would do?You made a rather strong statement just now and then questioned it immediately afterward, in the same paragraph but anyway Punishing someone is not necessarily the same as blaming them. I think if people werent flawed... we wouldnt be people. Some things we just have to do for ourselves. Life is cause & effect. Thats reality. If theres no reason to do it, we never will , so.... God doesnt solve all of our problems for us. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heliogabalus 10/08/21 4:52:47 AM #32: |
We need more spicy Christian memes!
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Xethuminra 10/08/21 4:55:43 AM #33: |
IMO, Life is not worth living without something worth living for. That is all.
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Aki_Sora 10/08/21 5:30:43 AM #34: |
armandro posted...
armandro posted... Lmao --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199023744394/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/09/21 12:57:54 AM #35: |
Heliogabalus posted...
We need more spicy Christian memes! --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 10/09/21 12:38:15 PM #36: |
Welp may as well post it
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_HayleyWilliams 10/09/21 12:41:10 PM #37: |
Xethuminra posted...
IMO, Life is not worth living without something worth living for. That is all.So we should live for tangible reasons like family and easing suffering --- hockeybub89 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 10/09/21 12:43:58 PM #38: |
We just literally make new, man made books, and claim theres a greater power.
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MedeaLysistrata 10/09/21 12:45:15 PM #39: |
armandro posted...
God's not real dude. And Amazing Grace is riddled with plot holes --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Background_Guy 10/09/21 12:46:18 PM #40: |
_HayleyWilliams posted...
So we should live for tangible reasons like family and easing sufferingIf religion is your only reason to live you should see a therapist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pogo_rabid 10/09/21 12:50:44 PM #41: |
Irony posted...
New Testament is basically someone read the Old Testament and thought it was fucked.New testament is woke bible. Old testament is incel bible. --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Background_Guy 10/09/21 12:57:08 PM #42: |
pogo_rabid posted...
New testament is woke bible. Old testament is incel bible.I just got done with those chapters of Genesis where that girl tricks her father-in-law into having sex with her to babytrap him, and then in the next chapter a woman falsely accuses Joseph of rape and gets him thrown in jail for refusing to sleep with her. Blackpilled as fuck. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 10/09/21 12:58:02 PM #43: |
Haha now cut off your foreskin
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Jerry_Hellyeah 10/09/21 1:08:33 PM #44: |
How DARE those old women meet up in a pointy building on a Sunday morning
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rexcrk 10/09/21 1:11:01 PM #45: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Christians: Well, you see, that was the OLD testament God, who was completely different, even though God is perfect and never changes.Ey-oh --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BignutzisBack 10/09/21 1:15:23 PM #46: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Well, you see, that was the OLD testament God, who was completely different ...they are though lol Not sure what point you were trying to make --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 10/09/21 1:18:50 PM #47: |
BignutzisBack posted...
...they are though lol Many Christians say that the God from the Old and New testament are the same when evidence point to the contrary. I just think when you have a son, you tend to mellow out. --- DI MOLTO! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lunar_Savage 10/09/21 1:22:36 PM #48: |
I just want to point out that a basic concept between Abraham and God was the parallel they share.
God who exists outside of time and space as we currently know it knew that His only begotten son would also sacrifice Himself to save as many humans as possible. So it makes sense to draw the conclusion that God would then test to make sure there was at least one human alive somewhere that would do the same for Him out of the same extreme love (and by someone who had yet to know fully of His son's sacrifice). And Abraham was that dude. According to the canon Isaac was cool with it too, so you get a double parallel. --- Number of Mega Cookies given: (::::) 33 *Tips top hat, adjusts monocle, and walks away with a cane.* And yes, that IS Mr. Peanut laying unconscious on the curb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/09/21 2:43:22 PM #49: |
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jumi 10/10/21 1:45:01 AM #50: |
Lunar_Savage posted...
I just want to point out that a basic concept between Abraham and God was the parallel they share. But why did he have to test it? If he knows everything, he already knew Abraham would do that. Also why did he have to "sacrifice" Jesus at all? Why not just forgive people? Also isn't he Jesus anyway? Also Jesus knows he's going to be resurrected and is God and has super powers and will live in heaven forever, so it really wasn't much of a sacrifice. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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