Current Events > Why do straight men pretend to be attracted to Ryan Reynolds

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Scintillant
10/01/21 11:28:16 PM
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There are so many hotter guys who would actually do gay stuff with you

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Xethuminra
10/01/21 11:30:17 PM
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Cuz he got these big ol dark eyes and these cute little buck teeth with that expression like a chipmunk
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HylianFox
10/01/21 11:30:39 PM
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I'm not straight, tho

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Scintillant
10/01/21 11:31:50 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I'm not straight, tho
so this isn't about you....

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HylianFox
10/01/21 11:32:24 PM
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Scintillant posted...
so this isn't about you....

oh, but it is, my friend

it is

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MedeaLysistrata
10/01/21 11:32:47 PM
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That's not why I liked Free Guy

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yutterh
10/01/21 11:33:53 PM
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Cause he is hot and funny duh.

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 11:34:59 PM
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I'd do terrible things to Ryan Reynolds and I'm straight as FUCK

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Irony
10/01/21 11:35:14 PM
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Because I saw his ass on Van Wilder

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 11:37:37 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
I reeeally don't understand this meme. Like...why Ryan Reynolds?

Don't be jelly

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Garioshi
10/01/21 11:39:44 PM
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If I'm going gay for any celebrity, it's gonna be Oscar Isaac

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HylianFox
10/01/21 11:40:28 PM
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Garioshi posted...
If I'm going gay for any celebrity, it's gonna be Oscar Isaac

He was fucking wasted in the sequels
>__>

I gotta see some GOOD movies he's been in

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monkmith
10/01/21 11:41:33 PM
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hmm, i'm sorry i was distracted, what's this about ryan reynolds?

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HylianFox
10/01/21 11:42:22 PM
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monkmith posted...

https://i.imgur.com/uK9kpY7.gif

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Scintillant
10/01/21 11:43:34 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I'd do terrible things to Ryan Reynolds and I'm straight as FUCK
so you're not

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Zodd3224
10/01/21 11:44:29 PM
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Scintillant posted...
so you're not

Not what?

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Scintillant
10/01/21 11:58:40 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Not what?
You aren't actually straight.

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HairyQueen
10/01/21 11:59:18 PM
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There was some user on here that looked like Ryan Reynolds, can't remember who. but yea he's hot yo

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Zodd3224
10/02/21 12:02:08 AM
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Scintillant posted...
You aren't actually straight.

Shut the fuck up, I'm the straightest motherfucker on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

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HylianFox
10/02/21 12:03:15 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Shut the fuck up, I'm the straightest motherfucker on gamefaqs.gamespot.com

It's okay, some dudes are so straight they can only be satisfied by another man

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Scintillant
10/02/21 12:03:53 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Shut the fuck up, I'm the straightest motherfucker on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
actually I am. I've had gay sex with every type of man imaginable to prove to myself and others that I don't like it.

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Zodd3224
10/02/21 12:06:19 AM
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Scintillant posted...
actually I am. I've had gay sex with every type of man imaginable to prove to myself and others that I don't like it.

I'm gonna do this twice to prove I'm twice as straight as you

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CRON
10/02/21 12:09:24 AM
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He's a handsome man. If women can "YAAAAAS" every time their favorite celebrity wears an outfit that isn't jeans and a T-Shirt, men can recognize handsomeness.

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Zodd3224
10/02/21 12:10:38 AM
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HylianFox
10/02/21 12:10:58 AM
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...indeed

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MedeaLysistrata
10/02/21 6:24:23 AM
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HylianFox posted...

...indeed
Hmm quite

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DeadBankerDream
10/02/21 6:33:12 AM
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TC is misunderstanding. Us straight men are pretending to be attracted to Ryan Gosling, not Ryan Reynolds. We just want to enjoy a cold brewski with Reynolds.

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mustachedmystic
10/02/21 7:01:08 AM
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As a straight guy, I dont think hes all that good looking(not by Hollywood standards at least). Besides, Id never fuck someone that does ads for FTP mobile games. Now, Jason Momoa , dats where its at. BTW, the word dats now shows up in my autocomplete, but not dat, odd.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/02/21 7:04:20 AM
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I always been fond of George Clooney's look.

He looks like a 40's and 50s's movie guy.

Like Cary Grant or something.

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mooreandrew58
10/02/21 7:07:42 AM
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I'm bi and hes ok looking. But just ok

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Shablagoo
10/02/21 7:10:54 AM
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HylianFox posted...
I gotta see some GOOD movies he's been in

Ex Machina

Annihilation (hes not featured heavily in this one, though)

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HylianFox
10/02/21 1:28:23 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
TC is misunderstanding. Us straight men are pretending to be attracted to Ryan Gosling, not Ryan Reynolds. We just want to enjoy a cold brewski with Reynolds.



but hey, you can still enjoy a brewski with Reynolds and suck him off
now that's what I call a Guy's Night

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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/21 1:29:32 PM
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TC, do you only find one woman attractive at a time?

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Mistere Man
10/02/21 1:32:54 PM
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Personality can be attractive.

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lilORANG
10/02/21 1:39:33 PM
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Scintillant
10/02/21 1:42:13 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
TC, do you only find one woman attractive at a time?
I'm gay

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Srk700
10/02/21 1:42:38 PM
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Jason Mamoa + Chris Hemsworth >
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Cobra1010
10/02/21 1:42:59 PM
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Ryan Reynolds is one of those who can talk women into having orgasm.

Other men could be a proper hero militery field medic saving tons of countrymen and he wont get any pussy because he doesnt have the 'charm'.

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Pepys Monster
10/02/21 1:44:45 PM
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I think guys who are closeted/questioning made this a meme as a first step towards self-acceptance.

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Scintillant
10/02/21 1:48:32 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I think guys who are closeted/questioning made this a meme as a first step towards self-acceptance.
Honestly I feel like you're on to something here.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/21 1:52:46 PM
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Scintillant posted...
I'm gay

And you don't acknowledge women that are attractive?

I'm not gay, and I know what a handsome man looks like. It's just being perceptive.

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HylianFox
10/02/21 1:54:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
And you don't acknowledge women that are attractive?

I can only speak for myself, but there's been a few ladies that make me wish I were bi
Again, it's also a personality thing

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Mistere Man
10/02/21 1:57:17 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
10/02/21 2:20:24 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Again, it's also a personality thing

Fo sho. I just think we're hitting a point most millennials and younger think it's fine to acknowledge the attractiveness of the same sex, regardless of sexual preference. Men bigging each other up on looks is one my favorite maturities of millennials. It's about time we get rid of all that "Man, you gay!" shit every time a guy wants to lift his homies spirits.

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Scintillant
10/02/21 2:21:03 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
And you don't acknowledge women that are attractive?

I'm not gay, and I know what a handsome man looks like. It's just being perceptive.
There is a difference between acknowledging attractiveness and being attracted to, you know. "Straight" men pretending they would have sex with Ryan Reynolds is the latter.

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_MorningStar
10/02/21 2:22:27 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Ex Machina
Such a great fucking movie.

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