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Bass_X0
08/23/21 8:42:04 AM
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Suicune - for its ability to purify water just by stepping into it

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BloodMoon7
08/23/21 8:43:10 AM
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Ditto so we can fuck

It's fine if the face stays Ditto, just don't look at it if it bothers you.

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DoctorPiranha3
08/23/21 8:43:42 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Ditto so we can fuck

It's fine if the face stays Ditto, just don't look at it if it bothers you.
You want to fuck yourself?
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BloodMoon7
08/23/21 8:46:32 AM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
You want to fuck yourself?
I don't see why not. Besides Ditto can turn into anything.

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Kim_Seong-a
08/23/21 8:48:01 AM
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Froslass so i can freeze to death in the arms of a yuki onna.

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Bass_X0
08/23/21 8:49:09 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't see why not. Besides Ditto can turn into anything.

ditto can only transform into its breeding partner

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/23/21 8:49:45 AM
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Slayerblade11
08/23/21 8:49:46 AM
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Realistically an arceus so I could be an unstoppable god
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BloodMoon7
08/23/21 8:51:34 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
ditto can only transform into its breeding partner
Well shit.

*shoots Ditto in the head*

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PokemonExpert44
08/23/21 8:52:22 AM
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Slaking is cool.

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WilliamPorygon
08/23/21 8:53:16 AM
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Lucario because furries

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Prismsblade
08/23/21 8:59:40 AM
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Rockruff loyal dog pokemon companion is best companion.

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The_Korey
08/23/21 9:15:57 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
Suicune - for its ability to purify water just by stepping into it

Yeah! Fuck Nestle!

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yutterh
08/23/21 9:16:45 AM
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Mew

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Try_Another___
08/23/21 9:18:19 AM
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It would be really cool to see ho-oh flying around

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MrKapowski
08/23/21 9:31:55 AM
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Sudowoodo

Imagine cheerful dancing trees everywhere you go

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3PiesAndAFork
08/23/21 9:39:26 AM
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Arceus so it can create all the other ones.

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Flockaveli
08/23/21 9:40:13 AM
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Whatever it is we'd probably kill it.

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Turbam
08/23/21 9:42:31 AM
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Tsareena
Because that fruit is THICC

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leonzill
08/23/21 10:01:01 AM
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Vaporeon, for reasons
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Spidey5
08/23/21 10:28:04 AM
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I want the world to be absolutely infested with dunsparce. Can't walk 5 feet without stepping on one.
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masterpug53
08/23/21 10:32:38 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...

Miror B is rolling in his grave right now.

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mustachedmystic
08/23/21 10:33:16 AM
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Squirtle, it either creates matter, or condenses water out of the atmosphere at an incredible rate. Either would be extremely useful.

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Kanaya413
08/24/21 12:56:03 AM
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Grimmsnarl so we can fuck
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pegusus123456
08/24/21 1:13:50 AM
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Most electric Pokemon would solve the energy crisis. Imagine a giant farm of enslaved Pikachus, forced to emit electricity into a lightning rod.

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TheRadiant
08/24/21 1:16:23 AM
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Gardevoir for....reasons

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SoulLand
08/24/21 1:17:40 AM
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Ditto

So I'd get a gf ;p

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Guide
08/24/21 1:22:58 AM
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The electrical pokemon are tricky. You'd have to feed them to match their output, and the ones that don't need traditional feeding have a tendency to explode (electrode) or ruin hard drives (magnezone).

Maybe... Slowpoke? It doesn't do much, so it doesn't need much, and you can eat its tail, and you can ride it in water.

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Ivany2008
08/24/21 1:32:30 AM
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Something small but practical, like a Growlithe or Rotom. Or maybe a Bulbasaur which would be really useful for things like changing lightbulbs or reaching for dishes in the back of a cabinet.
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Irony
08/24/21 1:32:48 AM
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Bidoof

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Guide
08/24/21 1:33:14 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Something small but practical, like a Growlithe or Rotom. Or maybe a Bulbasaur which would be really useful for things like changing lightbulbs or reaching for dishes in the back of a cabinet.
Once Rotom sees your porn history, it'll leave you.

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BaphometFlux
08/24/21 3:30:42 AM
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Hydreigon, cause dragons are cool.

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Accolon
08/24/21 3:36:41 AM
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Meowth so it can learn Payday and make me infinite money.

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gunplagirl
08/24/21 3:37:40 AM
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Gardevoir because they're so cute. Even better if I can get them as a Ralts.

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gunplagirl
08/24/21 3:38:17 AM
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Accolon posted...
Meowth so it can learn Payday and make me infinite money.
The move can only be used in battle, and it awards poke dollars.

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Nukazie
08/24/21 3:40:54 AM
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Kirlia for... reasons

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insomniacRA
08/24/21 5:40:08 AM
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yutterh posted...
Mew
Having a mew exist in real life would probably start an international war crisis. Can you imagine how many countries would want mew in their military arsenal? Screw nuclear bombs, here comes mew with its OP psychic powers.

I'm surprised nobody here mentioned Pidgeot. You can literally travel the world without the reliance on mechanical aviation.

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nfearurspecimn
08/24/21 5:41:39 AM
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Mew

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3PiesAndAFork
08/24/21 8:04:40 AM
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insomniacRA posted...


I'm surprised nobody here mentioned Pidgeot. You can literally travel the world without the reliance on mechanical aviation.
Charizard can do that too, as well as breathe fire.

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spikethedevil
08/24/21 8:05:55 AM
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Lugia or Charizard.

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Tom Clark
08/24/21 8:07:45 AM
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spikethedevil
08/24/21 8:08:54 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
Pidgey

Why? Under interest? Pidgey is so bland lol.

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Neoconkers
08/24/21 8:09:03 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
Sudowoodo

Imagine cheerful dancing trees everywhere you go
I'm pretty sure they mimic trees as a hunting trick. Imagine walking through a forest, and then one of the trees just punches you in the face, with a rock-like arm. Drags you off into the trees to feed

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Tom Clark
08/24/21 8:10:16 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
Why? Under interest? Pidgey is so bland lol.

That's the joke.

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BloodMoon7
08/24/21 8:10:31 AM
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Changing my answer to Yveltal.

Just gonna let it do its own thing you know, could be fun and good and wholesome.

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NeonOctopus
08/24/21 8:12:20 AM
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BlockAddition
08/24/21 8:18:27 AM
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Vulpix for reasons


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spikethedevil
08/24/21 11:01:31 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Ditto, so I can fuck it.

Read all the posts @NeonOctopus

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