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Heartomaton
08/07/21 1:33:56 PM
#1:


Cum o'clock?


...you have to bellow out "IT'S CUM O'CLOCK!" at the top of your lungs.

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rexcrk
08/07/21 1:35:36 PM
#2:


Literally no downside

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WingsOfGood
08/07/21 1:35:55 PM
#3:


Like is that supposed to be a bad thing?
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Heartomaton
08/07/21 1:40:07 PM
#4:


WingsOfGood posted...
Like is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Bit of a mood-killer after actually having sex, innit?

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JimiHendrix
08/07/21 1:40:34 PM
#5:


Sure, thats something Id say for free so
Im glad weirdness is being rewarded
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mustachedmystic
08/07/21 1:44:49 PM
#6:


A bit corny, but your lover will get over it when you buy her a diamond, or a Gucci bag.

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Spidey5
08/07/21 2:10:11 PM
#7:


Can we also make it as if it is being shouted through an extremely loud megaphone?
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3PiesAndAFork
08/07/21 2:32:09 PM
#8:


I won't be able to jerk off anywhere that's not my home, but fuck yeah I'd take this deal.

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Turbam
08/07/21 2:33:38 PM
#9:


Change it to "it's cummy time!" And you got a deal

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