Current Events > The entire point of being a conspiracy theorist is to never be wrong

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My conspiracy theory friends are NEVER surprised or dumbfounded or shocked by anything even tho their predictions are never right.

All the billionaires are about to be exposed Qannon got ghislain maxwell caught shes gonna give up Bill Gates/Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk just wait theyre about to get locked up the world is about to change

*literally nothing happens*
new conspiracy It was a false flag Qannon was made by pedos as a red herring its been obvious from the start just watch trump is gonna prison for setting up this false flag

on COVID
Its not deadly itll be gone in 3 months

*3 months later*

Itsa bio weapon world war 3 is on now anymoment

*nothing happens*

The US gov created it to get trump out of office you are gonna feel so stupid when it goes away after trump is out of office

*covid returns*

The vaccine is a mind control device

on BLM

Theyre using this to start a civil war

me:who?

The illuminati

me: The illuminati is fighting to make people aware of police brutality? Colin Kaepernik is Illuminati?

Obviously they want a civil war so that people will kill each other and they can take everyones money

You cant win with conspiracy theorists they just make up new stories theres no stakes, no reprocussions its just theory after theory


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I wish I was as well travelled as a conspiracy theorists goalposts

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I wonder how those bunker people feel on their death bed to have wasted so much time and money

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Yeah it's really just a chain of unexplained and unproven theories. And you can't see the proof because the nWo is hiding it from you.
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refmon posted...

I wonder how those bunker people feel on their death bed to have wasted so much time and money

Probably just you wait

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Stop lambasting me. My life is mundane. I need this okay?!

One_Day_Remains posted...

Yeah it's really just a chain of unexplained and unproven theories. And you can't see the proof because the nWo is hiding it from you.

But at the same time they leave clues like theyre planning a scavenger hunt for a 5 year olds birthday party.

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I get frustrated talking to my conspiracy believing buddies because they just live in a movieverse where everything is well planned and orchestrated. Yet if they could think for a moment things are quite unpredictable. Yet theyll come at me for being a christian lol We did come to an agreement I said Why cant there be a spiritual being that creates the future if the government has the power to literally be Resident Evil villains? lol stalemate

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Heliogabalus posted...

But at the same time they leave clues like theyre planning a scavenger hunt for a 5 year olds birthday party.

The NWO is so smart that they leave clues to laugh at us.a fool literally told me this


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Yep.

I listened to coast to coast am from like 04 through 14. I enjoyed the stories and thr weirdness. But at the core of everything was the believers could not be wrong. Proof against was just further evidence of deeper conspiracies.

Nothing could be falsified. No tests or explanations proved anything but the preconceived. It was all inductive. Yes conspiracies exist for real, but they use that logic to think they are everywhere and are behind everything no matter what.

I think it is a coping mechanism for those that have lost hope and trust in others. They trust nothing and find what little shreds of community they can with the similarly alienated.

Being a critical thinker is good. Questioning is fine. But those activities are seeded with rationality and the willingness to modify positions based on evidence. The conspiracy theorist does not engage in those behaviors.

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Being wrong is so great because it just means there's more out there for me to learn. It's something you're taught in like the first grade.

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Heliogabalus posted...

But at the same time they leave clues like theyre planning a scavenger hunt for a 5 year olds birthday party.

This is the part that kills me. Like when Obama released his birth certificate and they were claiming it was fake because you could look at how they modified it in Adobe Illustrator. This is a conspiracy where they installed an unqualified person into the most powerful position in the world and they can't photoshop something to the point where Slackjaw Bumfuck the 3rd can't detect it.

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