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_BlueMonk
08/07/21 3:05:07 AM
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He gets all upset cuz his tummy is full of gas, and I have to squeeze him like a grape to get him to fart

What do I do

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Chicken
08/07/21 3:06:01 AM
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burp him after feeding

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deoxxys
08/07/21 3:06:51 AM
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_BlueMonk posted...
I have to squeeze him like a grape to get him to fart
lol

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trappedunderice
08/07/21 3:08:24 AM
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This is a sad gimmick dude.

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Sariana21
08/07/21 3:12:26 AM
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You squeeze grapes??

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kingdrake2
08/07/21 3:25:46 AM
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_BlueMonk posted...
What do I do


await the torrent of baby shit when one of the farts turn into that.
so much cleaning.
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_BlueMonk
08/07/21 3:33:25 AM
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Sariana21 posted...
You squeeze grapes??
Yeah

For like

Wine

Right?

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indica
08/07/21 3:36:24 AM
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I thought this was the setup to a joke...

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winged_weltall
08/07/21 4:48:46 AM
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Chicken posted...
burp him after feeding

This if you're not doing it.
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roos1046 Reborn
08/07/21 8:39:58 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
This is a sad gimmick dude.

yep

TC should seek help.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/07/21 8:41:54 AM
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My daughter used to have the same problem. Move their legs as if they were on a bicycle for a bit then push both legs up into their tummy.

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hsvhighlife
08/07/21 8:42:21 AM
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stop feeding them formula

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Lordgold666
08/07/21 10:57:26 AM
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Lol

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Vicious_Dios
08/07/21 10:58:16 AM
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roos1046 Reborn posted...
yep

TC should seek help.

Some people are beyond help.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/07/21 11:01:25 AM
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_BlueMonk
08/07/21 3:38:00 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
My daughter used to have the same problem. Move their legs as if they were on a bicycle for a bit then push both legs up into their tummy.
Yup that's what I've been doing. Surprisingly effective!

I gotta try this on myself next time I'm uh, backed up

hsvhighlife posted...
stop feeding them formula
He's just on breastmilk, though we just got a pump so we can at least use bottles


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TheRadiant
08/07/21 3:39:41 PM
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Pics of babby

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IfGodCouldDie
08/08/21 7:22:57 AM
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_BlueMonk posted...
Yup that's what I've been doing. Surprisingly effective!

I gotta try this on myself next time I'm uh, backed up

He's just on breastmilk, though we just got a pump so we can at least use bottles
Doing squats is basically the adult version of this with a jog, keeping those knees high.

I think I remember hearing that bottles will generally make the gas worse, but for my kids my daughter would not take the bottle at all and my son would not take the boob at all. And my daughter was generally much more gassy. Daughter was strictly boob because she didn't eat much but my son was on both formula and tit milk because he has always had a massive appetite.

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IfGodCouldDie
08/08/21 7:23:15 AM
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TheRadiant posted...
Pics of babby
Also this if you're willing to share.

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roos1046 Reborn
08/08/21 3:09:09 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Pics of FAKE babby


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