Current Events > vegy asks you for advice for date tonight! what do you tell him?

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Damn_Underscore
08/06/21 6:59:12 PM
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?

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Tonight, gotta leave that 9-5 upon the shelf
and just enjoy yourself.
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nothanks1
08/06/21 6:59:27 PM
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'you don't even go outside. Your alt shitposts about having a fake gf'
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Vyrulisse
08/06/21 6:59:53 PM
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Turbam
08/06/21 7:00:16 PM
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Don't bring up CE

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Shablagoo
08/06/21 7:01:39 PM
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Vegy my boy, youll be golden as long as you remember some of the tried-and-true lines brought to us by some of our most successful Pick Up Artists, e.g.:

some guys get bored after have ing sex with a girl....i get bored halfway through having sex with a girl

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"Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios
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JimiHendrix
08/06/21 7:03:24 PM
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Put on a pair of these playa


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Wii_Shaker
08/06/21 7:03:26 PM
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I'd tell him to leave his fedora at home and let her get to know the real you.

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Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.)
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Prestoff
08/06/21 7:03:49 PM
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Write a bunch of negative stuff about women and how men are oppressed in today's time while also claiming to be a nice guy. That will get the ladies to fuck you!

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DI MOLTO!
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ssj3vegeta
08/08/21 1:25:04 AM
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Questionmarktarius
08/08/21 1:25:48 AM
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just masturbate.
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Vyrulisse
08/08/21 5:20:41 AM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
too soon T____T
@ssj3vegeta Don't despair just switch teams bro

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Shablagoo
08/08/21 9:54:00 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
just masturbate.

This, when the police escort you out of the restaurant itll make you look like a badass and impress her

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ssj3vegeta
08/08/21 12:12:13 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...

@ssj3vegeta Don't despair just switch teams bro

Fuck dat, i'm barca for LIFE
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Questionmarktarius
08/09/21 11:15:03 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
This, when the police escort you out of the restaurant itll make you look like a badass and impress her
Also you get out of paying the bill
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Wedge Antilles
08/09/21 11:17:10 AM
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You know how they always say to be yourself? Don't do that. In fact, be anyone else.

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ssj3vegeta
08/10/21 10:20:50 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
You know how they always say to be yourself? Don't do that. In fact, be anyone else.

i'll be megatech
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