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Southernfatman
08/05/21 2:32:58 PM
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The implication was her ass was so big she could have a mole that size removed from it.


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Tyranthraxus
08/05/21 2:41:04 PM
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Plot twist it's actually a really fat burrowing animal attacking her donkey

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Pandamonic
08/05/21 2:55:49 PM
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It's an off-color remark.

It was highly inappropriate.

If you want, I'll demand he's taxed.

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Vampire_Wreath
08/05/21 3:06:36 PM
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Jenna Haze's assworm has grown

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DD Divine
08/05/21 3:11:23 PM
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Fucking paulie is a gossiping queen

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Killmonger
08/05/21 3:13:06 PM
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You should read Tomato sauce for your ass, it's the Italian version.

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DD Divine
08/05/21 3:18:29 PM
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GregShmedley posted...

HA!


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Southernfatman
08/05/21 3:23:27 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Plot twist it's actually a really fat burrowing animal attacking her donkey

Vampire_Wreath posted...
Jenna Haze's assworm has grown

I'm making a point! I'm talking about my wife's honor here. MY honor!

Pandamonic posted...
It's an off-color remark.

It was highly inappropriate.

If you want, I'll demand he's taxed.

What's next Carmine, YOU GET TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION!?

DD Divine posted...
Fucking paulie is a gossiping queen

He got owned for it though by being completely embarrassed by Carmine and realizing how much Johnny played him.

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lol

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Pandamonic
08/05/21 3:52:54 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
What's next Carmine, YOU GET TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION!?
He wants to fuck her??

I love Carmine Sr. He's such a boss, on top of being an actual boss.

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Southernfatman
08/05/21 5:12:42 PM
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He's one of my favorites. Dude is all business and doesn't let petty shit get in the way of it.

"Yeah, again with the money. It's settled John. So either name a price or get the fuck over it."

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Pandamonic
08/05/21 5:19:57 PM
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He's a real Don of an actual family.

Not like the boss of that glorified crew, that pygmy thing over in Jersey.

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Southernfatman
08/05/21 5:30:02 PM
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Pandamonic posted...
He's a real Don of an actual family.

Not like the boss of that glorified crew, that pygmy thing over in Jersey.

Jersey. Fucking farmers. I don't know.

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He was just a kid. Killed by that animal the Predator.

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DD Divine
08/06/21 12:02:48 AM
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your head was in the toilet water. Disgusting

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Verdekal
08/06/21 12:07:22 AM
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Ohh! Rimshot!!

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DD Divine
08/06/21 12:20:16 AM
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I saw that coming!

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Southernfatman
08/06/21 10:23:11 AM
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Oh, look at that. It's like an ad for a fuckin weight loss center: before and way before.

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fan357
08/06/21 10:41:25 AM
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Nicotine IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!

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Southernfatman
08/06/21 2:32:50 PM
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What is this the fuckin UN now!?

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DD Divine
08/06/21 3:21:10 PM
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We buried him..,on a hill...over looking a little with River....with pine cones all around

Awwww you did

come on Janice what the fuck do you care


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Southernfatman
08/08/21 12:00:10 PM
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Camel nose and giraffe neck. You can't make that shit up.

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Pandamonic
08/08/21 12:05:02 PM
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I'm not saying anything against him, he's my homie.

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pojr
08/08/21 12:06:38 PM
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Maybe it was a well-densed mole. Being 90 lb doesn't mean it was big.

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