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Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/04/21 7:48:56 PM
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Yes


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thronedfire2
08/04/21 7:57:03 PM
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So have I

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ledbowman
08/04/21 8:19:18 PM
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get it since dinosaurs ate everybody

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xue1
08/04/21 8:27:22 PM
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"Is this autoerotica?"
"No, we don't use any animatronics here"
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VitalGetPrank
08/04/21 9:26:36 PM
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Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? *breathes into camera* yes?

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rexcrk
08/04/21 9:31:01 PM
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Life, uh, finds a way.

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hockeybub89
08/04/21 9:31:56 PM
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TheRadiant
08/04/21 9:33:04 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Dodgson!
See, no one cares

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Josiah_Is_Back
08/04/21 9:50:05 PM
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I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm
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CapnMuffin
08/04/21 9:54:59 PM
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Bingo. Dino DNA.
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mybbqrules
08/04/21 9:56:45 PM
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*throws velociraptor through T-Rex skeleton*

GRAAAAAUUUUGGHGHGHGHAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHGHGHGHGHG!

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bladegash
08/04/21 9:57:11 PM
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What do you just lift up the dinosaurs skirts??

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DD Divine
08/04/21 10:01:36 PM
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ledbowman posted...
get it since dinosaurs ate everybody

hahaha people died

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Turtlemayor333
08/04/21 10:02:30 PM
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thekosmicfool part 2
08/04/21 10:07:09 PM
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I can see the fleas, Mummy, can't you see the fleas?

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mybbqrules
08/04/21 10:10:10 PM
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Yeah that's nice. Gotta go!

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hockeybub89
08/04/21 10:22:53 PM
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CinderLock
08/04/21 10:27:19 PM
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I prefer to be called a hacker

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Check, please!
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Josiah_Is_Back
08/04/21 10:34:45 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
nuh uh uh you didn't say the magic words!

PLEASE! Goddamnit! I hate this hackin' crap!
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CapnMuffin
08/05/21 11:54:21 AM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
PLEASE! Goddamnit! I hate this hackin' crap!
Ive had it with these mother fuckin hackers in this mother fuckin dinosaur theme park!
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Questionmarktarius
08/05/21 11:55:16 AM
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[Ray Park disliked that]
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Duncanwii
08/05/21 11:56:57 AM
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I need context. What are you guys referencing because it sounds hilarious.
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UnholyMudcrab
08/05/21 11:57:50 AM
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King Rial
08/05/21 11:58:54 AM
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We spared no expense.

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VitalGetPrank
08/05/21 2:04:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I need context. What are you guys referencing because it sounds hilarious.
Every single quote in this topic is from Jurassic Park.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/05/21 2:08:29 PM
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This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and nature selected them for extinction!!

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MC_BatCommander
08/05/21 2:13:14 PM
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Dinosaur eats man... Woman inherits the Earth

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The Legend is True!
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Lone_Starr
08/05/21 2:17:53 PM
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What you call discoveryI call the rape of the natural world.

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Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
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FortuneCookie
08/05/21 2:18:13 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Dinosaur eats man... Woman inherits the Earth

It's amazing how much rage this quote would induce if the movie came out today.
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Southernfatman
08/05/21 2:23:24 PM
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Anybody want a uh, a soda or something? Cause I'm going up to the machine and I thought maybe, you know, I- I'd get somebody something cause uh, I've had all these sweets and I think I'm going to get something salty so I thought maybe somebody would uh-

Oh, I uh, finished debugging the phones. Uhh, I, you know I was going to debug- so I did. I, you know, you told me so I debugged the phones and I thought maybe uh, I should tell you the system is going to be uh, compiling for eighteen or twenty minutes so some of the minor systems, they might go on or off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it's just a simple thing.

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Lone_Starr
08/05/21 2:26:06 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
Anybody want a uh, a soda or something? Cause I'm going up to the machine and I thought maybe, you know, I- I'd get somebody something cause uh, I've had all these sweets and I think I'm going to get something salty so I thought maybe somebody would uh-

Oh, I uh, finished debugging the phones. Uhh, I, you know I was going to debug- so I did. I, you know, you told me so I debugged the phones and I thought maybe uh, I should tell you the system is going to be uh, compiling for eighteen or twenty minutes so some of the minor systems, they might go on or off for a while but it's nothing to worry about it's just a simple thing.

lol, you win


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Simon_Gruber
08/05/21 2:30:43 PM
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I don't believe it. I expected you to come down here and defend me from these characters and the only one I've got on my side it the bloodsucking lawyer!
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treewojima
08/05/21 2:33:49 PM
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What's the matter kid, you never had lamb chops?
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rexcrk
08/05/21 2:38:12 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Dinosaur eats man... Woman inherits the Earth
Whenever I watch this movie I cant help but imagine how people would fucking flip out at this line if the movie came out nowadays lol. Thered be screeches of Spielberg trying to push a female agenda

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rexcrk
08/05/21 2:38:40 PM
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Simon_Gruber posted...
I don't believe it. I expected you to come down here and defend me from these characters and the only one I've got on my side it the bloodsucking lawyer!
Thank you

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UnholyMudcrab
08/05/21 2:39:16 PM
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Mysterio400
08/05/21 2:40:41 PM
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CinderLock
08/05/21 3:15:14 PM
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What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus

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SomeLikeItHoth
08/05/21 3:18:45 PM
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No wonder you went extinct.

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unnamedsoldier
08/05/21 3:21:21 PM
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rexcrk posted...

Whenever I watch this movie I cant help but imagine how people would fucking flip out at this line if the movie came out nowadays lol. Thered be screeches of Spielberg trying to push a female agenda

It is a pretty cringe line though to be honest
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rexcrk
08/05/21 4:32:22 PM
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unnamedsoldier posted...
It is a pretty cringe line though to be honest
Cringey or not, I just think its funny how, since its in a beloved childhood movie, the same people who would screech about it if it came out today arent bothered by it.



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thekosmicfool part 2
08/05/21 6:15:41 PM
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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Kajagogo
08/05/21 6:17:50 PM
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VitalGetPrank posted...
Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? *breathes into camera* yes?

I really hate that man.

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CinderLock
08/05/21 7:10:44 PM
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What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? Doyouthinkhesaurus rex

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