Current Events > 'Park Hill Pooper' outrages Denver neighborhood

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https://kdvr.com/news/local/denvers-park-hill-pooper-draws-outrage-from-residents/

North Park Hill residents are disgusted by a man who has been seen pooping in their neighborhood. One neighbor said she caught him on surveillance video and then called police.

One neighbor says the man, who appears to be exercising, will pull his pants down in broad daylight and use the alleyway as his toilet. She said this has happened twice over the past few weeks in the same location.

Theyre coming prepared with toilet paper, but not a bag, and not coming back to clean up, the neighbor, who shared surveillance still photos on Facebook, said.

This isnt the first time public defecation has attracted outrage in Colorado. In 2017, a woman who gained the nickname the Mad Pooper was accused of repeatedly pooping in public.

Denver Department of Public Health & Environment (DDPHE) confirmed a feces complaint associated with the address where the man was captured on surveillance video. A DDPHE spokesperson emailed the following to FOX31 concerning public defecation:

Ordinarily, we would investigate, but because of continuing restrictions on our bandwidth from COVID, we must prioritize complaints starting with encampments, then rodents, then alleyways, then individual feces complaints. With the majority of feces complaints, we provide clean-up guidance to property owners on how to safely remove feces.
DDPHE

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Imma use this topic to poop.

HNNNNNNGHHH...*fart*

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al fresco defecation

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At least he went in a alley almost out of sight

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Vegggggyyyy!?
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The one and only time I was in Denver, I saw a young woman poop in a trash can around noon on a busy street downtown.

The whole "hold it until you get to a toilet" element of civil society is a curious one.

Like...shitting yourself is viewed as a mark of shame and shitting anywhere that isn't a toilet is frowned upon but it's not like you can simply order your body not to evacuate itself until it's over a toilet. That's not something evolution ever seemed to take into account.

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Solid Sonic posted...

The whole "hold it until you get to a toilet" element of civil society is a curious one.

Like...shitting yourself is viewed as a mark of shame and shitting anywhere that isn't a toilet is frowned upon but it's not like you can simply order your body not to evacuate itself until it's over a toilet. That's not something evolution ever seemed to take into account.

Sometimes when you gotta go, you just gotta go. My only objection is that this guy seems to be making a habit of it.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq4ra1UtKag

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Public toilets were one of the first "this is why we can't have nice things" moments.