Current Events > I spilled water on my crotch and Im about to see a girl

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Blue_Inigo
08/02/21 8:09:07 PM
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What do I say?

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Strider102
08/02/21 8:09:46 PM
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If she notices approach with confidence and say "I pissed myself."

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Damn_Underscore
08/02/21 8:09:57 PM
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"I'm wet"

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BloodMoon7
08/02/21 8:10:11 PM
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"Hey girl I just peed my pants. Sigma male grindset"

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Alteres
08/02/21 8:11:01 PM
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Hey, just wanted to make sure I was relaxed before we met.

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RedJackson
08/02/21 8:11:41 PM
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Oh so -- you're looking at my...

...pee stain

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brotrrwinner
08/02/21 8:13:27 PM
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"consider it a compliment"

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Hambo the Hog
08/02/21 8:15:40 PM
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Spill some water on your shirt to make it clear it's water.

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gunplagirl
08/02/21 8:16:19 PM
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"the girl I was with before you was a squirter"

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Strider102
08/02/21 8:16:53 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Spill some water on your shirt to make it clear it's water.

She'd never fall for that. If anything she'll think you got your shirt wet specifically to try to hide the water on your pants.

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SpiritSephiroth
08/02/21 8:17:40 PM
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Hambo the Hog
08/02/21 8:21:00 PM
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Strider102 posted...
She'd never fall for that. If anything she'll think you got your shirt wet specifically to try to hide the water on your pants.
Nah brah. That's why you pour some down your leg too and say it's pee. At that point she'll know you aren't trying to hide anything.

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Strider102
08/02/21 8:21:38 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Nah brah. That's why you pour some down your leg too and say it's pee. At that point she'll know you aren't trying to hide anything.

You might be on to something.

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-Unowninator-
08/02/21 8:33:22 PM
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Either change your pants, or tell the truth if you can't.
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kingdrake2
08/02/21 8:54:59 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/6GIoJmf.jpg
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