Current Events > Well. My wife is definitely in labor now! it's happening!

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_BlueMonk 07/30/21 6:35:30 PM #1:	i guess shes in phase 1 of labor? we have to wait until its 5 minutes apart, lasts 1 minute, and is consistent for 1 hour. her parents went too early and they told them to come back lol so why waste time. uh. so now what should i bring my switch to the hospital so i can recreate that "Nurse said itll be 15 minutes. awesome" meme? --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956621705] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>i guess shes in phase 1 of labor? we have to wait until its 5 minutes apart, lasts 1 minute, and is consistent for 1 hour. her parents went too early and they told them to come back lol so why waste time. uh. so now what should i bring my switch to the hospital so i can recreate that "Nurse said itll be 15 minutes. awesome" meme? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 6:36:08 PM #2:	Here's the problem with this topic You've literally made FOUR of them so does your wife go into labour regularly over the past 5 months? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956621715] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Here's the problem with this topic You've literally made FOUR of them so does your wife go into labour regularly over the past 5 months?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 07/30/21 6:37:44 PM #3:	you have a wife? --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:956621751] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>you have a wife? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 6:37:50 PM #4:	oh man WHOS POSTING?!?! --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956621755] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>oh man WHOS POSTING?!?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/30/21 6:38:22 PM #5:	._. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:956621766] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>._. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 6:39:02 PM #6:	_BlueMonk posted... oh man WHOS POSTING?!?! I mean dude you do this constantly like what the fuck do you expect? Me to not point out you make monthly posts about the same event? <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956621791] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>oh man WHOS POSTING?!?! </quote> I mean dude you do this constantly like what the fuck do you expect? Me to not point out you make monthly posts about the same event?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 07/30/21 6:42:26 PM #7:	to ce --- pisces <cite>ledbowman posted [p:956621906] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>to ce </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 07/30/21 6:43:14 PM #8:	here's to a safe delivery and a lifetime of fatherhood --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:956621928] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>here's to a safe delivery and a lifetime of fatherhood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 07/30/21 6:43:34 PM #9:	Labor often lasts for hours, hope you brought a book to read. <cite>garan posted [p:956621944] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Labor often lasts for hours, hope you brought a book to read.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/30/21 6:44:39 PM #10:	Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:956621979] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 6:46:20 PM #11:	Wii_Shaker posted... Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE. It's his fourth topic since this year started In a few weeks he'll talk about how he's getting married 'for his first time' to a woman he loves and a few weeks later he'll have gotten her pregnant and we'll be back in this topic again. <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956622029] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE. </quote> It's his fourth topic since this year started In a few weeks he'll talk about how he's getting married 'for his first time' to a woman he loves and a few weeks later he'll have gotten her pregnant and we'll be back in this topic again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 6:46:57 PM #12:	ledbowman posted... to ce Lol like I said we can't just rush over. Gotta wait til it's 5 minutes apart 1 minute long, for 1 hour Right now it's like 7, 0.5, ? So uh. Just chillin --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956622049] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>ledbowman posted... </cite> <quote>to ce</quote>Lol like I said we can't just rush over. Gotta wait til it's 5 minutes apart 1 minute long, for 1 hour Right now it's like 7, 0.5, ? So uh. Just chillin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 07/30/21 6:47:25 PM #13:	congrats! immediately burst out in tears soon as my son was born. women are amazing --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:956622072] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>congrats! immediately burst out in tears soon as my son was born. women are amazing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 6:48:04 PM #14:	Wii_Shaker posted... Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE. Lol But I'm not the ones making my wife topic lol --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956622087] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine your wife having a baby and you'd rather post on CE.</quote>Lol But I'm not the ones making my wife topic lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 07/30/21 6:48:04 PM #15:	My Gf and I are never having kids. --- Hello I'm Duncan, I like Video Games and comedies let's be friends "Capcom is the greatest video game company" Veggeta X. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:956622089] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>My Gf and I are never having kids.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 6:48:18 PM #16:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... congrats! immediately burst out in tears soon as my son was born. women are amazing I'm already feeling the feels ahhhh --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956622099] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite> <quote>congrats! immediately burst out in tears soon as my son was born. women are amazing</quote>I'm already feeling the feels ahhhh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/30/21 6:49:28 PM #17:	I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:956622136] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 6:51:22 PM #18:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol He'll randomly quote me and respond other times he says I'm ignored <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956622205] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol </quote> He'll randomly quote me and respond other times he says I'm ignored</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BlueMonk 07/30/21 7:34:08 PM #20:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol by who? people ive ignored? who cares man. im going to be a father. folks on my ignore list probably still watch my little pony lmao --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956623413] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>I like how he's completely ignoring being called out lol</quote>by who? people ive ignored? who cares man. im going to be a father. folks on my ignore list probably still watch my little pony lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 7:35:14 PM #21:	anyway contractions are 5 minutes apart, and 50ish seconds long. but not for an hour yet. in the meantime i had a cheese burger... i opened a traditional IRA account for my wife so we can invest her old 401k that was rolledover to a random company and actually LOSING money. what a scam. --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956623447] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>anyway contractions are 5 minutes apart, and 50ish seconds long. but not for an hour yet. in the meantime i had a cheese burger... i opened a traditional IRA account for my wife so we can invest her old 401k that was rolledover to a random company and actually LOSING money. what a scam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
limp-bizkit-89 07/30/21 7:54:30 PM #22:	2d girls cant bear kids --- Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin (yeah!) <cite>limp-bizkit-89 posted [p:956623933] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>2d girls cant bear kids </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 07/30/21 7:57:32 PM #23:	_BlueMonk posted... i opened a traditional IRA account for my wife so we can invest her old 401k that was rolledover to a random company and actually LOSING money. what a scam. you really can't even stick to one gimmick <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:956624008] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>_BlueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>i opened a traditional IRA account for my wife so we can invest her old 401k that was rolledover to a random company and actually LOSING money. what a scam. </quote> you really can't even stick to one gimmick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BlueMonk 07/30/21 8:02:48 PM #24:	limp-bizkit-89 posted... 2d girls cant bear kids aw shit ive been found out --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956624152] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>limp-bizkit-89 posted... </cite> <quote>2d girls cant bear kids</quote>aw shit ive been found out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BlueMonk 07/30/21 9:07:54 PM #26:	well. we called the nurse. she said it sounds like its too early even though they're 5 minutes apart. my wife isn't a shambling broken mess of pain yet so they're saying wait. uh now what --- JISOO JISOO <cite>_BlueMonk posted [p:956625815] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>well. we called the nurse. she said it sounds like its too early even though they're 5 minutes apart. my wife isn't a shambling broken mess of pain yet so they're saying wait. uh now what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 07/30/21 9:22:13 PM #27:	Ahhhhh so exciting!!! --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:956626230] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Ahhhhh so exciting!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 07/30/21 9:31:24 PM #28:	Duncanwii posted... My Gf and I are never having kids. Are you even aware of where babies come from? --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:956626474] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>My Gf and I are never having kids.</quote> Are you even aware of where babies come from? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 07/30/21 9:35:30 PM #29:	ProfessorKukui posted... stfu with your lies Prove it! --- The switch needs a good demolition derby game that's all I want!!! - started Feb. 2021 <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:956626568] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>ProfessorKukui posted... </cite> <quote>stfu with your lies</quote>Prove it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 07/30/21 10:30:26 PM #30:	El Mexicano Texano posted... Are you even aware of where babies come from? From the butt --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:956628085] in Well. My w... [t:79591014]...</cite> <quote>El Mexicano Texano posted... </cite> <quote>Are you even aware of where babies come from?</quote>From the butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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