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Duncanwii
07/30/21 2:38:16 PM
#1:


So like, how can you give me what I already have?

Taken CEman you know what I'm talking about.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 2:38:42 PM
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I too remember the first time my sister brought over her friend and let me call her my girlfriend.
I was barely 13, just like TC.
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jumi
07/30/21 2:39:31 PM
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The perfect girl has the perfect parents.

Your girl's parents are far from perfect.

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jpenny2
07/30/21 2:40:18 PM
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The perfect girl, but she's already dating Duncan.

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VipaGTS
07/30/21 2:43:15 PM
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The perfect girl but she wont have sex with you, or even let you touch her.

aka duncans girl.

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 2:45:03 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
The perfect girl but she wont have sex with you, or even let you touch her.

Where did the "no touching" rumor come from? We cuddle almost every day we're together and hug pretty much every time.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 2:46:46 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
We cuddle almost every day we're together and hug pretty much every time.
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Dude listen to me
A few weeks ago, I went out with some women from work.
Ok? Now the one woman is SINGLE.
She's not even got a boyfriend and I went back to her place and guess what we did?
We watched a movie together and she fell asleep and when she woke up she was laying in my arms

SHE SO IS MY GF JUST LIKE YOU HAVE A GF!!!
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RedJackson
07/30/21 2:47:27 PM
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The perfect girl but she has sex with Chris Chan

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jpenny2
07/30/21 2:51:00 PM
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RedJackson posted...
The perfect girl but she has sex with Chris Chan
Too soon.

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Kitt
07/30/21 2:53:29 PM
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I'll never understand being a weirdo who takes some weird pleasure out of random people on the internet dunking on your girlfriend/your relationship with your girlfriend.

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ToPoPO
07/30/21 2:54:52 PM
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We need pics to confirm your statements/claims Duncanwii.
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catboy
07/30/21 2:55:42 PM
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Im happy for you

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RedJackson
07/30/21 2:56:44 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Too soon.

Chris Chan didnt think so

>_>

<_<

*flees topic*

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dj1200
07/30/21 2:57:07 PM
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ToPoPO posted...
We need pics to confirm your statements/claims Duncanwii.
pics. now.

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 3:02:37 PM
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ToPoPO posted...
We need pics to confirm your statements/claims Duncanwii.

Last time I posted pics I got modded.
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ToPoPO
07/30/21 3:04:33 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Last time I posted pics I got modded.

Lies, don't be using this as an excuse, people post their SO on here all the time.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 3:06:32 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

Last time I posted pics I got modded.

lol
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catboy
07/30/21 3:08:24 PM
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don't do it duncan

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limp-bizkit-89
07/30/21 3:09:28 PM
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oh noooo
oh nooooo
oh Duncan Duncan dont

oh nooo
oh nooooo
oh Duncan dont dont

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Duncanwii
07/30/21 5:21:43 PM
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ToPoPO posted...


Lies, don't be using this as an excuse, people post their SO on here all the time.

None of the pictures I have at the moment was from later then 3-4 years ago. I really need more recent photos tbh.
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nothanks1
07/30/21 5:22:08 PM
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Duncanwii posted...

None of the pictures I have at the moment was from later then 3-4 years ago. I really need more recent photos tbh.

kek
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Choco
07/30/21 5:22:42 PM
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jumi posted...
The perfect girl has the perfect parents.
what an incredibly idiotic thing to say

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Blue_Inigo
07/30/21 6:17:09 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
The perfect girl but she wont have sex with you, or even let you touch her.

aka duncans girl.


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DravenRainrix
07/30/21 6:18:38 PM
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The perfect girl + A few years = the imperfect ex

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BloodMoon7
07/30/21 6:23:52 PM
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The perfect girl but Duncan won't fuck

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DJquackquack
07/31/21 9:18:59 PM
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Cemith
07/31/21 9:25:27 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
The perfect girl, but she's already dating Duncan.

This got a laugh out of me.

Also no one is perfect, don't put your partner on a pedestal.

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One_Day_Remains
07/31/21 10:09:18 PM
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Duncanwii posted...


Where did the "no touching" rumor come from? We cuddle almost every day we're together and hug pretty much every time.


Friends hug a lot too
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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 10:30:57 PM
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Topics like this are a big part of the reason why most people don't believe your "girlfriend" is real.

You're trying way too hard.
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MrKapowski
07/31/21 10:33:10 PM
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Remember when Duncan had a gf but decided he wanted to trade up and hit on some girl working at the mall foodcourt

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a-c-a-b
07/31/21 10:36:55 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Remember when Duncan had a gf but decided he wanted to trade up and hit on some girl working at the mall foodcourt

I also remember several years back when he claimed he had a fiancee.
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Smackems
07/31/21 10:40:48 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Where did the "no touching" rumor come from? We cuddle almost every day we're together and hug pretty much every time.
Y'all ain't fuckin? Wtf

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Shezarr
07/31/21 10:44:19 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Remember when Duncan had a gf but decided he wanted to trade up and hit on some girl working at the mall foodcourt
Now he wants to ask out an Australian actress but thinks the only thing that would prevent that is her being too young for him

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