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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/28/21 9:30:30 PM
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If you don't know what I'm talking about, move along.

Just curious about this, every year or so I go out to find the worst video on the internet


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Middle hope
07/28/21 9:37:18 PM
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Only 1 in terms of shock for me. It was a bum with a severe parasitic infection.

The uncut 45 minute funky town video is probably the worst in terms of torture though.

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/28/21 9:59:31 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Only 1 in terms of shock for me. It was a bum with a severe parasitic infection.

The uncut 45 minute funky town video is probably the worst in terms of torture though.

whoa. didn't know there was an uncut version. any search terms to find that?

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/28/21 10:10:08 PM
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Not really finding much googling it on my own, any help? Just a few rumor posts on reddit.

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Blade_Trinity
07/28/21 10:12:29 PM
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I found it.

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Turtlebread
07/28/21 10:17:29 PM
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I wish I didn't watch that

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HagenEx
07/28/21 10:23:47 PM
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On the freenet? Funkytown is maybe the worst, though there's one where a pitbull mauls some womans face for like 5 minutes that's pretty gnarly.

On the deep web however, there's far worse. The most infamous one left me scarred for life and there's probably worse shit.

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k1nG_j0hN
07/28/21 10:30:46 PM
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Every time I have to use a boxcutter I get reminded of that vid.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 6:41:06 AM
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HagenEx posted...
On the freenet? Funkytown is maybe the worst, though there's one where a pitbull mauls some womans face for like 5 minutes that's pretty gnarly.

On the deep web however, there's far worse. The most infamous one left me scarred for life and there's probably worse shit.


Yeah, there is a term that I have heard regarding certain vile videos on the deep web that just makes me shudder when I think about it. What infamous one are you talking about?

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gunplagirl
07/29/21 6:44:19 AM
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Worst I've ever seen was that one of Gilberto and his dog... *Vomits* Reported it right away after the initial shock kicked in.

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Slayer_22
07/29/21 6:44:48 AM
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I'm lucky enough that I never looked up this sort of shit or got linked it when I was younger. Just heard of it, that's about it.

I feel blessed.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 6:46:08 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
I'm lucky enough that I never looked up this sort of shit or got linked it when I was younger. Just heard of it, that's about it.

I feel blessed.

I would definitely keep it that way too.

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Middle hope
07/29/21 6:46:10 AM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
Yeah, there is a term that I have heard regarding certain vile videos on the deep web that just makes me shudder when I think about it. What infamous one are you talking about?
Probably DD. that's about as much as people can mention without it being moddable.


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Slayer_22
07/29/21 6:47:22 AM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...


I would definitely keep it that way too.

I have been doing my absolute best to do just that lol
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 6:47:29 AM
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Middle hope posted...
Probably DD. that's about as much as people can mention without it being moddable.

I was curious if it was that. That is one video that I am not going to watch. Also the whole legality thing.

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Middle hope
07/29/21 6:48:32 AM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
I was curious if it was that. That is one video that I am not going to watch. Also the whole legality thing.
Yeah, don't seek it out.

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 8:17:55 AM
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Middle hope posted...
Yeah, don't seek it out.

I wonder how many people have gotten visits from trying to look it up.

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Slayer_22
07/29/21 8:19:21 AM
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I think I know what y'all are talking about and now I'm sad.
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UnfairRepresent
07/29/21 8:19:26 AM
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Yeah one thing you learn from the internet: it always can get worse

Don't look for this stuff because you're going to find it

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Samurontai
07/29/21 8:31:40 AM
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Its hard to compare these videos because theyre so contextually different. I can probably think of a couple (few) that are worse purely because of the context, but if youre talking about just pure shock value then Funkytown probably takes the cake.

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 9:31:31 AM
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Samurontai posted...
Its hard to compare these videos because theyre so contextually different. I can probably think of a couple (few) that are worse purely because of the context, but if youre talking about just pure shock value then Funkytown probably takes the cake.


Yeah, I would say 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick is the worst due to the context

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Slayer_22
07/29/21 9:38:56 AM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...


Yeah, I would say 1 Lunatic 1 Icepick is the worst due to the context

...ugh. I know of that one too.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/29/21 12:27:01 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
...ugh. I know of that one too.

Did you see the Dont Fuck With Cats documentary on Netflix?

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Megaman50100
07/29/21 12:33:30 PM
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Can I get some descriptions for these videos, I don't want to look them up and stumble across images but I'm still curious.

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Turtlebread
07/29/21 12:49:15 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
Can I get some descriptions for these videos, I don't want to look them up and stumble across images but I'm still curious.

cartel members skin a guys face off, cut off his hands, pumped full of drugs to keep him alive and conscious, then they try cutting his head off with a meat hook(?) and a box cutter

also theres music playing in the background and one of the songs is funkytown

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Middle hope
07/29/21 12:58:06 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
They Also start cutting his teeth out with said box cutter too.

I wonder what he did. It must have been pretty fucking serious

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darkprince45
07/29/21 1:02:02 PM
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The one where the cartel kill a cops dad by taking his heart out and knifing it through his chest

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Turtlebread
07/29/21 1:06:51 PM
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Middle hope posted...
They Also start cutting his teeth out with said box cutter too.

I wonder what he did. It must have been pretty fucking serious

he could have easily just been a rival member or a low level snitch I think

I dont think any punishment the cartels perform is ever proportionate to the crime, theyre always trying to make an example


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Slayer_22
07/29/21 1:57:31 PM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...


Did you see the Dont Fuck With Cats documentary on Netflix?

Yeah, they got the fucker. Same with the DD situation, I believe?

Regardless, these situations are fucking awful and I'm glad these piece of filth are somewhere they will be treated inhumanity.

RedWhiteBlue posted...

Is there a safe to post reason why it would not be found on the free web? Does it have CP or something that makes it absolutely unpostable? Or is it like that YYH video tape in that it will permanently destroy you?

All of that. Literally. Don't look it up. I found out about it's existence from some reddit thread on that Normal Porn for Normal People creepypasta. It's not worth it to know what it is.
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Middle hope
07/29/21 2:01:49 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
Is there a safe to post reason why it would not be found on the free web? Does it have CP or something that makes it absolutely unpostable? Or is it like that YYH video tape in that it will permanently destroy you?
Even a basic description would probably get you purged at least. Don't go asking about it.

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spanky1
07/29/21 2:49:55 PM
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I never watched the funky Town video but just the description of it made me sick and depressed. It also ruined the song for me, because I always think of the video when I hear now, and it was a really awesome song.

I am curious what DD is though (not that I would ever watch it). I mean I think you could get away with a top level surface description here. I mean is it a guy torturing a minor or something?
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Slayer_22
07/29/21 2:57:27 PM
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spanky1 posted...
I never watched the funky Town video but just the description of it made me sick and depressed. It also ruined the song for me, because I always think of the video when I hear now, and it was a really awesome song.

I am curious what DD is though (not that I would ever watch it). I mean I think you could get away with a top level surface description here. I mean is it a guy torturing a minor or something?

I vaguely answered above, take that as you will. I'd rather not get modded.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 11:48:54 AM
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bump, still curious about how to find the 45 minute uncut video

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Flauros
07/30/21 5:20:35 PM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 8:27:28 PM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
bump, still curious about how to find the 45 minute uncut video


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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 9:38:41 PM
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still looking for the unedited one

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Slayer_22
07/30/21 9:56:29 PM
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I don't think anyone is gonna be able to post it even if it was available, dude.
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 10:00:45 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
I don't think anyone is gonna be able to post it even if it was available, dude.

search terms I mean, I've been trying a bunch of variations of it

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Derwood
07/30/21 10:05:36 PM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...
still looking for the unedited one

Why? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 10:06:41 PM
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Derwood posted...
Why? What the fuck is wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

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PC_Genjin
07/30/21 10:10:06 PM
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could someone ITT at least say what DD stands for. maybe not even in this thread. read that creepypasta for the first time earlier this week & i cant block it out of my head
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PC_Genjin
07/30/21 10:12:05 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...
could someone ITT at least say what DD stands for. maybe not even in this thread. read that creepypasta for the first time earlier this week & i cant block it out of my head

nvm I found out what it stands for
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Derwood
07/30/21 10:17:49 PM
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PC_Genjin posted...
nvm I found out what it stands for

I would be scarred by Duck Dynasty videos too
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02fran
07/30/21 10:26:14 PM
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spanky1 posted...
I never watched the funky Town video but just the description of it made me sick and depressed. It also ruined the song for me, because I always think of the video when I hear now, and it was a really awesome song.

I am curious what DD is though (not that I would ever watch it). I mean I think you could get away with a top level surface description here. I mean is it a guy torturing a minor or something?
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g0ldie
07/30/21 10:31:22 PM
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^ yea...reading through that wiki page pissed me off.

poor kids

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
07/30/21 10:36:10 PM
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"hurtcore" is the term that I mentioned above that made me very very ill to my stomach

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Alteres
07/30/21 10:43:47 PM
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Well, I guess that answers that.

I dont see why describing that would have been against the tos in any way, awful as it is.

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