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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 6:24:43 AM
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You're going to meet your girlfriend at work one day when she asks you to wait a minute as she needs to finish her report.

"Oh yeah that report is a killer. It takes me like over 45 minutes to do it." Your girlfriend's more attractive co-worker Natasha says, knowing full well your girlfriend has been working on it for hours.

"I'm sure you two have big plans tonight and he's taking you somewhere nice. My Sanchez took me to Rome last summer and Cyprus before that. That's where he proposed to me, have you seen my ring!?" She then shows off her ridiculously expensive gorgeous giant engagement ring.

"Yes... It's very nice." your girlfriend says through clenched teeth.

"I thought diamonds might be a little gauche for an engagement ring but my Sanchez said he only wanted me to have the best. I'm sure [Your Name] is just as considerate, right?" Natasha humbly brags

"Yeah you know what I think I'll just finish this report first thing tomorrow and go." your girlfriend says

"Oh wow. I'm so jealous of you. I never had the self confidence needed to leave a job unfinished . I'm way too self conscious and would just feel like I let the side down. But I guess all people are different right? "

You can see your girlfriend has her fist clenched and has been biting her tongue all day.



How do you react?
What do you do?

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ModLogic
07/24/21 6:27:11 AM
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The_Hat
07/24/21 6:37:35 AM
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"Eh as long as the report is done on time. The company will replace you in a heart beat and doesn't care about your happiness at all."

That would offend her and get her to stop talking to me in the future at least.

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BloodMoon7
07/24/21 6:47:59 AM
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"I have depression Natasha. But more importantly, I have somewhere else I need to be. Away I go!"

*leaps out window wearing nothing but a cape*

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Panthera
07/24/21 7:04:52 AM
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When my girlfriend and I were out of earshot I'd ask "So is she always this desperate for attention or is this a new thing?"

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Nukazie
07/24/21 7:07:28 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How do you react?
What do you do?
i fuck my girlfriend?

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BloodMoon7
07/24/21 7:09:08 AM
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Nukazie posted...
i fuck my girlfriend?
Right in front of Natasha? Power play.

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UnfairRepresent
07/24/21 7:44:51 AM
#8:


BloodMoon7 posted...
"I have depression Natasha. But more importantly, I have somewhere else I need to be. Away I go!"

*leaps out window wearing nothing but a cape*
I choose to believe you were on the ground floor and jumping out the window just made you awkwardly stand back up 2 feet away

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BloodMoon7
07/24/21 7:47:40 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I choose to believe you were on the ground floor and jumping out the window just made you awkwardly stand back up 2 feet away
No we were several stories up. But since I am wearing nothing but a cape, I am weightless and glide to safety.

Probably. I'm something of a scientist you know. A mad scientist, it's so cool!

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Antbregante
07/25/21 5:46:37 AM
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"Babe, if you hit her I'll say she threw the first punch."

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UnfairRepresent
07/26/21 3:53:29 PM
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Antbregante posted...
"Babe, if you hit her I'll say she threw the first punch."
https://youtu.be/MSRCoAgpQ3g

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Antbregante
07/26/21 9:19:50 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://youtu.be/MSRCoAgpQ3g
Little white lie.

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