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Middle hope 07/21/21 10:25:29 AM #1:	Both are blood lusted against each other. The pitbull is in its prime age and peak of pibble size and strength. It has a spiked collar on. The chimp is also prime chimp age, with top monke stats to boot. He has a dummy thicc diaper on. The fight is to the death with no interference on neutral ground. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:956313490] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Both are blood lusted against each other. The pitbull is in its prime age and peak of pibble size and strength. It has a spiked collar on. The chimp is also prime chimp age, with top monke stats to boot. He has a dummy thicc diaper on. The fight is to the death with no interference on neutral ground. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 07/21/21 10:26:07 AM #2:	Monke would rip Pits jaws apart like a movie. Wouldnt be close. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:956313507] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Monke would rip Pits jaws apart like a movie. Wouldnt be close. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/21/21 10:29:57 AM #3:	The pit bull would rip the monkeys head off like a newborn. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:956313594] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>The pit bull would rip the monkeys head off like a newborn. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/21/21 10:30:25 AM #4:	Even if the chimp does take some damage it still easily wins 9 out of 10 times --- Oda break tracker 2021- 5 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:956313605] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Even if the chimp does take some damage it still easily wins 9 out of 10 times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 07/21/21 10:33:41 AM #5:	A chimp would maim the fuck out of a pitbull. --- You cannot slay gods. Gods are immortal. Do you question what you are told? <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:956313675] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>A chimp would maim the fuck out of a pitbull. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 07/21/21 10:38:38 AM #6:	Either chimp wins or they both die, epends where the pitbull bites in the first place. Chimp will definitely kill it, but dog could potentially fatally injure the chimp if it bites the right spot considering the chimp wouldn't have the ability to stop excessive bleeding. <cite>Nemu posted [p:956313793] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Either chimp wins or they both die, epends where the pitbull bites in the first place. Chimp will definitely kill it, but dog could potentially fatally injure the chimp if it bites the right spot considering the chimp wouldn't have the ability to stop excessive bleeding. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 07/21/21 10:41:12 AM #7:	Chimp and it's not even close --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:956313856] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimp and it's not even close </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 07/21/21 10:45:43 AM #8:	chimp would ride the pittbull to the closest park and they'd both go to town on everyone there... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:956313945] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>chimp would ride the pittbull to the closest park and they'd both go to town on everyone there... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 07/21/21 10:48:12 AM #9:	monkmith posted... chimp would ride the pittbull to the closest park and they'd both go to town on everyone there... lol --- But hey, who's on trial? <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:956314002] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted... </cite> <quote>chimp would ride the pittbull to the closest park and they'd both go to town on everyone there...</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 07/21/21 10:50:07 AM #10:	A chimp would win more than likely However, a prime pit vs a prime chimp is different. Dogs can vary wildly in size amongst their own breeds. The largest chimp and pit are probably similar weight, but I'd imagine the pit would be more deadly at that size (like 175lbs~) --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:956314041] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>A chimp would win more than likely However, a prime pit vs a prime chimp is different. Dogs can vary wildly in size amongst their own breeds. The largest chimp and pit are probably similar weight, but I'd imagine the pit would be more deadly at that size (like 175lbs~) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 07/21/21 10:57:39 AM #11:	Chimps are insanely strong for their size and is strong enough to break the dog's jaw if it does manage to bite. lww99 posted... Monke would rip Pits jaws apart like a movie. Wouldnt be close. Like when King Kong fought a T-Rex. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:956314204] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimps are insanely strong for their size and is strong enough to break the dog's jaw if it does manage to bite. lww99 posted... </cite> <quote>Monke would rip Pits jaws apart like a movie. Wouldnt be close.</quote>Like when King Kong fought a T-Rex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
limp-bizkit-89 07/21/21 11:00:31 AM #12:	Hayame Zero posted... Chimp and it's not even close --- Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin (yeah!) <cite>limp-bizkit-89 posted [p:956314269] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Hayame Zero posted... </cite> <quote>Chimp and it's not even close</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Slayerblade11 07/21/21 11:28:10 AM #13:	A chimp is like 4 times stronger than the average human male it wouldnt even be close <cite>Slayerblade11 posted [p:956314955] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>A chimp is like 4 times stronger than the average human male it wouldnt even be close </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 07/21/21 11:37:55 AM #14:	As dangerous as pitbulls are, a prime chimpanzee could tear a pitbull apart. A 5 year old chimp is stronger than most adult humans. <cite>Crescente posted [p:956315169] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>As dangerous as pitbulls are, a prime chimpanzee could tear a pitbull apart. A 5 year old chimp is stronger than most adult humans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 07/22/21 1:55:52 AM #15:	This one has the chimp winning by a landslide. Next one will need more balance --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:956339860] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>This one has the chimp winning by a landslide. Next one will need more balance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 07/22/21 1:57:37 AM #16:	Chimps are strong AF. They can rip human limbs off, so the pit bull would need to get lucky. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:956339882] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimps are strong AF. They can rip human limbs off, so the pit bull would need to get lucky. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 07/22/21 1:58:22 AM #17:	Is the Chimp holding a Blue Eyes White Dragon that the pit bull isn't aware of? --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:956339893] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Is the Chimp holding a Blue Eyes White Dragon that the pit bull isn't aware of? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 07/22/21 1:59:56 AM #18:	If you're gonna do something like this, go for numbers on the dog. Something like 10 Pits, in their absolute prime. No collar (they can be grabbed and used as leverage regardless of spikes) vs one Silverback Gorilla in its prime. All pits are released at once, in an open feild. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:956339913] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>If you're gonna do something like this, go for numbers on the dog. Something like 10 Pits, in their absolute prime. No collar (they can be grabbed and used as leverage regardless of spikes) vs one Silverback Gorilla in its prime. All pits are released at once, in an open feild. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pirateking193 07/22/21 2:48:42 AM #19:	trollin topic is obvious --- Evil Triumphs When Good Men Do Nothing <cite>pirateking193 posted [p:956340558] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>trollin topic is obvious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 07/22/21 3:01:27 AM #20:	This does make me curious as to what pits can kill. Like say a different wild animal is coming for your ass every night and you only have a team of pibbles to protect you. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:956340681] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>This does make me curious as to what pits can kill. Like say a different wild animal is coming for your ass every night and you only have a team of pibbles to protect you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 07/22/21 3:09:31 AM #21:	BloodMoon7 posted... This does make me curious as to what pits can kill. Like say a different wild animal is coming for your ass every night and you only have a team of pibbles to protect you. time to make a tower defense game. Only the tower is a crack house. You start with one weak pibble and the first waves are other stray animals and bums. After every wave you get a chance to upgrade. You can put points into your pibbles stats. Or buy him armor or claws and spikes to boost his damage. Add in more pibbles that scale with the mains stats. or one time use defenses to put in your yard (things like piles of tires and broken down cars to slow the enemies. Barbed wire to deal minor damage as the approach. Decoys that can direct them to a specific area. And more). After every 10 waves, you fight a "Legendary" enemy (like a Rat King that is 10 huge rats tied together. The Lord of the Bums that is heavily armored and has a hammer and covered in flies. A rival Rottweiler that is your sworn enemy.) I would picture this being a more top down kinda game where the waves come in from all angles, and you have to direct your defenses to different spawn areas. You need to place your defenses for a proper funnel or you will get overwhelmed quickly. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/PmX8smn https://imgur.com/mwTy0iF https://imgur.com/FCER80e <cite>Middle hope posted [p:956340766] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite> <quote>This does make me curious as to what pits can kill. Like say a different wild animal is coming for your ass every night and you only have a team of pibbles to protect you.</quote>time to make a tower defense game. Only the tower is a crack house. You start with one weak pibble and the first waves are other stray animals and bums. After every wave you get a chance to upgrade. You can put points into your pibbles stats. Or buy him armor or claws and spikes to boost his damage. Add in more pibbles that scale with the mains stats. or one time use defenses to put in your yard (things like piles of tires and broken down cars to slow the enemies. Barbed wire to deal minor damage as the approach. Decoys that can direct them to a specific area. And more). After every 10 waves, you fight a "Legendary" enemy (like a Rat King that is 10 huge rats tied together. The Lord of the Bums that is heavily armored and has a hammer and covered in flies. A rival Rottweiler that is your sworn enemy.) I would picture this being a more top down kinda game where the waves come in from all angles, and you have to direct your defenses to different spawn areas. You need to place your defenses for a proper funnel or you will get overwhelmed quickly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 07/22/21 3:14:04 AM #22:	I'm going with the pit bull. They can kill a grown human like nothing, so don't underestimate their power. Unless the chimp is smart enough to stop the jaws immediately, it's done. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:956340808] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>I'm going with the pit bull. They can kill a grown human like nothing, so don't underestimate their power. Unless the chimp is smart enough to stop the jaws immediately, it's done. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 07/22/21 3:18:25 AM #23:	You would think the chimp has this but a pitbull is so fucking vicious it just might get through and rip something vital. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:956340865] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>You would think the chimp has this but a pitbull is so fucking vicious it just might get through and rip something vital. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goatsensation 07/22/21 3:22:00 AM #24:	I know most of you are memeing but the Chimp would ragestomp a pit bull --- Honour is dead, but I'll see what I can do. he/him <cite>Goatsensation posted [p:956340906] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>I know most of you are memeing but the Chimp would ragestomp a pit bull </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gixxerlove 07/22/21 3:28:32 AM #25:	I don't even want to imagine the thing's that chimp could do that poor pitty. --- Who took the jam outta your doughnut? <cite>gixxerlove posted [p:956340987] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>I don't even want to imagine the thing's that chimp could do that poor pitty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 07/22/21 4:59:30 AM #26:	Chimps aren't actually much stronger than the average man, but 1.5x is still significant. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:956341948] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimps aren't actually much stronger than the average man, but 1.5x is still significant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidZ2844 07/22/21 5:13:57 AM #27:	Middle hope posted... time to make a tower defense game. Only the tower is a crack house. You start with one weak pibble and the first waves are other stray animals and bums. After every wave you get a chance to upgrade. You can put points into your pibbles stats. Or buy him armor or claws and spikes to boost his damage. Add in more pibbles that scale with the mains stats. or one time use defenses to put in your yard (things like piles of tires and broken down cars to slow the enemies. Barbed wire to deal minor damage as the approach. Decoys that can direct them to a specific area. And more). After every 10 waves, you fight a "Legendary" enemy (like a Rat King that is 10 huge rats tied together. The Lord of the Bums that is heavily armored and has a hammer and covered in flies. A rival Rottweiler that is your sworn enemy.) I would picture this being a more top down kinda game where the waves come in from all angles, and you have to direct your defenses to different spawn areas. You need to place your defenses for a proper funnel or you will get overwhelmed quickly. Id play the fuck out of this get to making it please <cite>DavidZ2844 posted [p:956342120] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>time to make a tower defense game. Only the tower is a crack house. You start with one weak pibble and the first waves are other stray animals and bums. After every wave you get a chance to upgrade. You can put points into your pibbles stats. Or buy him armor or claws and spikes to boost his damage. Add in more pibbles that scale with the mains stats. or one time use defenses to put in your yard (things like piles of tires and broken down cars to slow the enemies. Barbed wire to deal minor damage as the approach. Decoys that can direct them to a specific area. And more). After every 10 waves, you fight a "Legendary" enemy (like a Rat King that is 10 huge rats tied together. The Lord of the Bums that is heavily armored and has a hammer and covered in flies. A rival Rottweiler that is your sworn enemy.) I would picture this being a more top down kinda game where the waves come in from all angles, and you have to direct your defenses to different spawn areas. You need to place your defenses for a proper funnel or you will get overwhelmed quickly.</quote>Id play the fuck out of this get to making it please </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 07/22/21 9:28:41 PM #28:	The one with the better owner --- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:956368514] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>The one with the better owner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 07/22/21 9:29:20 PM #29:	Chimp --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:956368532] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimp </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 07/22/21 9:31:17 PM #30:	Once the pit bites down its over for the chimp no getting away <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:956368582] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Once the pit bites down its over for the chimp no getting away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 07/22/21 10:22:04 PM #31:	sabrestorm posted... Once the pit bites down its over for the chimp no getting away Then the chimp rips its fucking face off --- Oda break tracker 2021- 5 (4) \| THE Ohio State: 7-1 \| Las Vegas Raiders: 8-8 <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:956369920] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>sabrestorm posted...</cite> <quote>Once the pit bites down its over for the chimp no getting away </quote> Then the chimp rips its fucking face off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
furb 07/22/21 10:23:29 PM #32:	Chimp Chimps can kill gorillas https://www.livescience.com/chimpanzees-kill-gorillas-first-ever.html Just read about this. Chimps are strong, smart, and vicious. Read Goodalls reflections after she saw the Gombe chimp war. --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane <cite>furb posted [p:956369955] in A chimp vs... [t:79575835]...</cite> <quote>Chimp Chimps can kill gorillas https://www.livescience.com/chimpanzees-kill-gorillas-first-ever.html Just read about this. Chimps are strong, smart, and vicious. Read Goodalls reflections after she saw the Gombe chimp war. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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