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Heliogabalus
07/20/21 10:55:35 PM
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I made myself a toasted salami and cheese wrap. Right at the end, very hot salami juice sprayed out the bottom as I bit into it.

Grr. I like this shirt, I hope it doesnt stain.

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roos1046 Reborn
07/20/21 10:57:20 PM
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Salami juice


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dj1200
07/20/21 10:59:35 PM
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so thats what they call it

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Heliogabalus
07/21/21 10:04:12 AM
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Ill let you all in on a little tip.

Get a wrap.

Get some mild Hungarian salami.

Get a proper slice of cheddar.

Crumble some Wensleydale onto it. Wrap it up and stick it in a sandwich press.

Youre welcome

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roos1046 Reborn
07/21/21 11:59:40 AM
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Heliogabalus posted...
Ill let you all in on a little tip.

Get a wrap.

Get some mild Hungarian salami.

Get a proper slice of cheddar.

Crumble some Wensleydale onto it. Wrap it up and stick it in a sandwich press.

Youre welcome

Do I top it off with some "hot salami juice"?


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Smashingpmkns
07/21/21 12:02:58 PM
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DespondentDeity
07/21/21 12:03:50 PM
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Throw in some greens and it sounds pretty good

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lww99
07/21/21 12:04:17 PM
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I hate when I accidentally spray myself with hot salami juice smh

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Heliogabalus
07/21/21 8:14:05 PM
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roos1046 Reborn posted...
Do I top it off with some "hot salami juice"?
The salami juice comes in it.

DespondentDeity posted...
Throw in some greens and it sounds pretty good
Yeah, its tasty. I usually eat a lot of veggies, so its my unhealthy sometimes lunch.

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