Current Events > Seltzers are the worst thing to happen to alcohol

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SwayM
07/15/21 9:48:27 PM
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So fucking flavourless and unsatisfying.

Now theres a trillion different versions.

Thanks White Claw. You really started some
stupid shit

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BuckVanHammer
07/15/21 9:50:02 PM
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theres plenty of space for that shit...what's it hurting?

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InTheEyesOfFire
07/15/21 9:52:19 PM
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Im mostly mad at myself for not seeing the trend back then when everyone was buying fucking Lacroix. Coulda make a mint.

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ultimate reaver
07/15/21 9:53:03 PM
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I got half a pack of white claws from someone because they didnt like them and they tasted like carbonated water someone put Splenda in

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MC_BatCommander
07/15/21 9:53:46 PM
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Better than light beer tbh

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Pogo_Marimo
07/15/21 9:55:01 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
I got half a pack of white claws from someone because they didnt like them and they tasted like carbonated water someone put Splenda in
Yeah, that's it baby!

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viewmaster_pi
07/15/21 9:55:09 PM
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i tried one made with blue agave and it was... alright i guess. i'd rather drink regular beer or a four loko or naturdays or a beatbox or smirnoff ice or cayman jack or twisted tea tbh

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MabusIncarnate
07/15/21 10:01:26 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
theres plenty of space for that shit...what's it hurting?
My old go-to place i'd buy liquor from over the last few years has gone from like 90% beer and 10% seltzer to about 60/40 now and they stopped carrying some good beers. I'm sure it's all based around sales and whatnot, they gotta make money where it's being made, but still. It oversaturated fast and now like TC said, there are way too many varieties now for it being just seltzer. At least beer you have ale, lager, IPA, dunkel, and a ton of other varieties, same with wine. Seltzer is just flavors but it all basically tastes the same.

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BuckVanHammer
07/15/21 10:04:36 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
My old go-to place i'd buy liquor from over the last few years has gone from like 90% beer and 10% seltzer to about 60/40 now and they stopped carrying some good beers. I'm sure it's all based around sales and whatnot, they gotta make money where it's being made, but still. It oversaturated fast and now like TC said, there are way too many varieties now for it being just seltzer. At least beer you have ale, lager, IPA, dunkel, and a ton of other varieties, same with wine. Seltzer is just flavors but it all basically tastes the same.
ya shelf space is always a battle. imagine it'll shake out tho.

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masticatingman
07/15/21 10:04:59 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Better than light beer tbh
Light beer gets a bad rep mostly thanks to Anheuser products like Bud Light or Busch Light. Or just straight up trash brands like Keystone Light. Theres plenty of fairly good 4-5% beer available.

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