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UnfairRepresent
07/15/21 3:58:08 PM
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In your opinion.




You have two kids, a son and then a daughter

Your son is a high school drop out, overweight, lazy. Is usually unemployed because he can't keep a job. Either quitting or quickly getting fired something fierce. He is short tempered and frequently in trouble in the law for getting into petty fights, being drunk and doing drugs. His driving liscence was revoked. His sister (who also paid for his home and his bills) frequently has to bail him out of jail. He has 7 kids from 5 (mostly ugly) mothers. You knew you shouldn't have let him watch Biker Mice From Mars growig up.

Your daughter on the other hand was a straight A student, got 2 PHDs, founded a global billion dollar megacorp that reseaches and invents technology designed to terraform planets, specifically Mars. With the hope of one day colonlizing and draining the resources off other worlds. She's in great shape, has a clean record, no bad habbits and married her highschool sweetheart, Moira the Prom Queen. Only downside is she is exetremely busy while your son can and will hang out all the time if you want him too since he has nothing going on.



Who do you think you would love more as a parent?
Be honest

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OffTempo
07/15/21 4:02:35 PM
#2:


Love equally, more proud daughter

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E_S_M_Z
07/15/21 4:04:26 PM
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A lot of people will give seemingly obvious answers, but it's actually very common that the fuck-up child is more beloved because they're a fuck-up and require more attention, whereas the successful kid's accomplishments are simply "what's expected of her".

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UnfairRepresent
07/15/21 4:33:31 PM
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E_S_M_Z posted...
A lot of people will give seemingly obvious answers, but it's actually very common that the fuck-up child is more beloved because they're a fuck-up and require more attention, whereas the successful kid's accomplishments are simply "what's expected of her".
Well yeah,

that option is winning

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Killmonger
07/15/21 4:34:29 PM
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Weird topic.

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Solar_Crimson
07/15/21 4:36:35 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Love equally, more proud daughter


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UnfairRepresent
07/15/21 5:51:14 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Weird topic.
:( don't be mean

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MutantJohn
07/15/21 5:56:29 PM
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My mom loves my sister more, hands down.

But I get it though as I'm hard to be around

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UnfairRepresent
07/16/21 4:42:16 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
My mom loves my sister more, hands down.

But I get it though as I'm hard to be around
I'm sure she loves you bro, even if she sucks at showing it

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/21 4:43:18 AM
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Damn, he couldn't even be a complete failure right. Had to he a compete failure. What a dud.

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Kajagogo
07/16/21 4:54:17 AM
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Unnecessary attack on Biker Mice from Mars.

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Antbregante
07/16/21 4:55:23 AM
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Daughter. Not because the son is a failure but because he sounds like an awful person.

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scamatoru
07/16/21 4:57:21 AM
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you fucked it up tc, one on the right is my wife not my daughter

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UnfairRepresent
07/16/21 5:12:23 AM
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scamatoru posted...
you fucked it up tc, one on the right is my wife not my daughter
You know that your daughter is going to look like her mother right?

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UnfairRepresent
07/17/21 10:45:52 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Unnecessary attack on Biker Mice from Mars.
Well it's either that or admit you fucked up as a parent and put the fault on you

So what's it going to be Johnny Reb?

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IfGodCouldDie
07/17/21 10:48:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You know that your daughter is going to look like her mother right?
That's not necessarily true.

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Choco
07/17/21 10:51:42 AM
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i don't "love" anyone because i'm not gay i am a manly man

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NatsuSama
07/17/21 11:54:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You know that your daughter is going to look like her mother right?
Why do you think this is a given?

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UnfairRepresent
07/17/21 3:50:54 PM
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NatsuSama posted...
Why do you think this is a given?
Because I created this scenario

I'm effectively God in this hypothetical

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Lairen
07/17/21 3:53:48 PM
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You love the fuck up in hopes theyll stop fucking up but they continue for your attention.

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Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 3:55:01 PM
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I actually would probably end up bonding with the son more just for the fact that I would be able to hang out with him much more, the daughter would fade into almost acquaintance level if she is as busy and unavailable as the topic says

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Smackems
07/17/21 3:57:00 PM
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Daughter sounds like a fuckin square and I hate them both

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Dathrowed1
07/17/21 3:58:44 PM
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Son is a loser who ignore right answers, but the daughter is doing too much

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Kobe Bryant
07/17/21 4:03:29 PM
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Question: does the son at least try to help around the house and respect me?

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UnfairRepresent
07/17/21 4:19:04 PM
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Dathrowed1 posted...
but the daughter is doing too much
Da fuck does that mean?

Kobe Bryant posted...
Question: does the son at least try to help around the house and respect me?
Oh for sure, he's more Randy than Earl . But he is stupid and short tempered and irritable, often making things worse by accident when trying to help

"Ones bad, the other is simple"

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BloodMoon7
07/17/21 4:23:13 PM
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Sorry but she's doing space stuff. Unlovable.

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Cobra1010
07/17/21 4:25:22 PM
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They always love the youngest sibling more.

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uwnim
07/17/21 4:33:16 PM
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Daughter more. 1, she is doing cool shit. 2, she is taking care of her worthless brother which means I don't have to.

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UnfairRepresent
07/18/21 4:03:51 PM
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uwnim posted...
Daughter more. 1, she is doing cool shit. 2, she is taking care of her worthless brother which means I don't have to.
Well she certainly has the money

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Irony
07/18/21 4:04:24 PM
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Alcohol

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UnfairRepresent
07/20/21 4:06:46 AM
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Cobra1010 posted...
They always love the youngest sibling more.
says older sibling

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Bloodmoon77
07/20/21 4:11:44 AM
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I'd like the cool taller drop out who isn't an overweight waste of life

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UnfairRepresent
07/21/21 8:57:23 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
I'd like the cool taller drop out who isn't an overweight waste of life
That's not either of them

The daughter didn't drop out


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Nukazie
07/21/21 8:59:03 AM
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i am the failure of the 2 kids, i dont wanna say some depressing shit coz i already got suspended for it

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