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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 2:37:26 PM
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Shes blonde, 32, skinny, has a pretty face, and small boobs and a small butt.

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ThatHorrorGuy
07/15/21 2:37:50 PM
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Shes my wife

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The Trent
07/15/21 2:37:53 PM
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she's at home with my kids buying things on the internet

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sabrestorm
07/15/21 2:38:00 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Shes blonde, 32, skinny, has a pretty face, and small boobs and a small butt.

exactly
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nothanks1
07/15/21 2:38:25 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Shes blonde, 42, skinny, has a pretty face, and small boobs and a small butt.

ftfy
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rexcrk
07/15/21 2:43:34 PM
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N/A

Im not into the hookup scene

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bsp77
07/15/21 3:29:41 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Shes brunette, 28, skinny, has a pretty face, and small boobs and a small butt.
Couple of tweaks and that's my gf

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MedeaLysistrata
07/15/21 3:30:11 PM
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There is none

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Jiek_Fafn
07/15/21 3:31:31 PM
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A flat assed, dark haired, blue eyed, big boobed gal with kind of a horse face and a sharp nose

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bobbaaay
07/15/21 3:31:45 PM
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about 5'2'', 150#, a huge ass, DD boobs, tattoos, short black hair, and big eyes and lips
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berlyman101
07/15/21 3:34:12 PM
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a mousy early 20s girl who makes the kitty smile face a lot

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NoxObscuras
07/15/21 3:51:32 PM
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Not chasing anyone at the moment. But I've always been a fan of big butts. So that's all I really look for with physical traits. Cute face and big butt. Hair color/weight don't really matter and she can have AAA cup boobs for all I care lol.

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DravenRainrix
07/15/21 4:05:19 PM
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She makes a nice cuppa tea and always ALWAYS brings biscuits. Then she puts something on Netflix / Disney / Prime etc and then we sit quietly and watch the TV.

That's my idea of a decent hook up.

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bsp77
07/15/21 4:06:16 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
She makes a nice cuppa tea and always ALWAYS brings biscuits. Then she puts something on Netflix / Disney / Prime etc and then we sit quietly and watch the TV.

That's my idea of a decent hook up.
Will there be any sex?

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bsp77
07/15/21 4:07:11 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
ftfy
Why'd you make her so old?

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nothanks1
07/15/21 4:08:00 PM
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bsp77 posted...

Why'd you make her so old?

Because that;s how old my work wife-mom is
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bsp77
07/15/21 4:10:29 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Because that;s how old my work wife-mom is
Ah. How old are you? I'm 44 btw, in the interest of sharing.

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nothanks1
07/15/21 4:10:45 PM
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bsp77 posted...

Ah. How old are you? I'm 44 btw, in the interest of sharing.

I dunno
30 something
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gna647
07/15/21 4:12:14 PM
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Curly brown hair. Really pretty brown eyes. Really nice ass. And sexy tattoo down her spine and one down her leg.

hook up with her every night

oh wait thats my gf

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bsp77
07/15/21 4:13:39 PM
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gna647 posted...
Curly brown hair. Really pretty brown eyes. Really nice ass. And sexy tattoo down her spine and one down her leg.

hook up with her every night

oh wait thats my gf
Nice. My gf doesn't have any tattoos. It was also fun dating around and finding tattoos on women the first time seeing them naked. Settled now. Oh well.

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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 4:17:50 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I dunno
30 something
You don't know how old you are?

What the fuck

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Aressar
07/15/21 4:18:00 PM
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A modestly-hot girl, to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys.

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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 4:18:24 PM
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Aressar posted...
A modestly-hot girl, to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys.
You're a high-IQ man.

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nothanks1
07/15/21 4:19:12 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

You don't know how old you are?

What the fuck

I stopped remembering a few years ago
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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 4:19:57 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I stopped remembering a few years ago
What year were you born? It's not that hard.

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The Trent
07/15/21 4:20:29 PM
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just assume he's 50 and lonely and move on with your life

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bsp77
07/15/21 4:20:51 PM
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Aressar posted...
A modestly-hot girl, to help me through the hard times. You know, the kind that are only sorta hot, so they don't mess around with other guys.
Also, it makes them appreciate you more. I am probably an 8 and I have had the most success with women who are about a 7. Still attractive but they then think they found someone out of their league. Lol

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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 4:22:45 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Also, it makes them appreciate you more. I am probably an 8 and I have had the most success with women who are about a 7. Still attractive but they then think they found someone out of their league. Lol
This is some high level stuff.

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nothanks1
07/15/21 4:24:07 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...

What year were you born? It's not that hard.

late 80s I think
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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 4:24:50 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
late 80s I think
Look at your birth certificate. It's not hard.

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Zikten
07/15/21 4:30:06 PM
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nothanks1 posted...


late 80s I think

What do you do when you have to give your date of birth at a doctor's office?
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bsp77
07/15/21 4:31:01 PM
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Zikten posted...
What do you do when you have to give your date of birth at a doctor's office?
Why are you questioning an obtuse troll? Lol

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nothanks1
07/15/21 4:31:05 PM
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All that is already in the government records
I have no idea where at home my birthcert is
last time I had to give my dob was for this job over a year ago
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DravenRainrix
07/15/21 5:20:39 PM
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bsp77 posted...
Will there be any sex?

Not if I can avoid it.

You know when you've had a Werther's Original? It's nice. You'd like another. Once you've had a few 1000 Werthers, they're not at all Original anymore.

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viewmaster_pi
07/15/21 5:24:23 PM
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potted plant for a head, giant watermelon titties

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Payzmaykr
07/15/21 5:25:30 PM
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-lots of money
-physically attractive
-not very spontaneous
-not care if I dont do anything
-not into this new feminist crap
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bsp77
07/15/21 5:44:37 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
Not if I can avoid it.

You know when you've had a Werther's Original? It's nice. You'd like another. Once you've had a few 1000 Werthers, they're not at all Original anymore.
I have had sex over a 1000 times (it was a topic on the sex board and I calculated about 1100) and have no idea what you are talking about it. Sex is not the be all end all, but avoiding it seems odd unless asexual.

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TheMikh
07/15/21 5:48:21 PM
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she has pretty eyes and reads maimonides before bed

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Xethuminra
07/15/21 5:48:59 PM
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Shes a brick house.
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bsp77
07/15/21 5:49:27 PM
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Xethuminra posted...
Shes a brick house.
She's mighty mighty...

You suck

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Xethuminra
07/15/21 5:49:33 PM
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:D
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MutantJohn
07/15/21 5:52:58 PM
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Russian, brunette, kept things tight over the years as I've only gotten fatter

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KogaSteelfang
07/15/21 6:00:20 PM
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Idk... Cute, nice.

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Wii_Shaker
07/15/21 6:05:37 PM
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Thick latina or native girl. Long dark hair she wears in braids. Likely knows how to make tortillas or frybread.

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coolcono
07/15/21 6:12:18 PM
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Give or take 2 inches shorter or taller than me.
Great legs. Cute feet.
Raven haired.
Dark latina.

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Nukazie
07/15/21 8:34:47 PM
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maybe someone like this

and i wouldnt want her to be seen with me

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Pepys Monster
07/15/21 8:47:17 PM
#49:


Nukazie posted...
maybe someone like this

and i wouldnt want her to be seen with me
Lol, what?

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bsp77
07/15/21 9:40:38 PM
#50:


Nukazie posted...
maybe someone like this

and i wouldnt want her to be seen with me
She is a complete turn off for me. Yuck

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