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UnfairRepresent
07/08/21 5:49:40 PM
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Would you do it?


Money is after tax but you have to be AOC'S servant, cooking her meals and cleaning her home as well as any other menial tasks every day for a year straight.



You also have to wear slogan T-shirts or aprons promoting AOC or her interests while on the job.

Would you do it?

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MabusIncarnate
07/08/21 5:50:39 PM
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Do I get to bathe her?

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Mensis
07/08/21 5:50:48 PM
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only if shell step on me

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Mistere Man
07/08/21 5:51:33 PM
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Hope she enjoys terrible food, and constant diarrhea from my terrible cooking.

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pogo_rabid
07/08/21 5:51:59 PM
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Hell, i'd do it for trump. $750k is a fuckton of money.

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NoxObscuras
07/08/21 5:52:18 PM
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No. I don't have a weird obsession with that woman.

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divot1338
07/08/21 5:52:42 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Do I get to bathe her?
Tongue bath like a momma cat.

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NecroFoul99
07/08/21 5:54:05 PM
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Sooothree quarters of a million dollars to do a minimum wage job for one year for a boss who seems to have a reasonable and kind disposition for the working class? Sign me up.

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DepreceV2
07/08/21 5:54:21 PM
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After Tax too? Shhiiittt

pogo_rabid posted...
Hell, i'd do it for trump. $750k is a fuckton of money.


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Turbam
07/08/21 5:55:02 PM
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Yeah, that's not a bad gig

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modena
07/08/21 5:55:25 PM
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I would literally clean Portopotties after live events for a year if it paid me that much.
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sauceje
07/08/21 5:55:30 PM
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I don't care about AOC but 750k is a ton of money

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dj1200
07/08/21 5:55:45 PM
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That's a shitload of money. For just being a maid/personal assistant? Fuck yeah. I doubt the job would pay over 50K regularly. To have that salary, I'd do it.

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dj1200
07/08/21 5:56:23 PM
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That's 31K+ a paycheck. Fuck yeah.

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Legato-and-Vash
07/08/21 5:56:43 PM
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NoxObscuras posted...
No. I don't have a weird obsession with that woman.
I don't have an obsession with her either, but I'd do it because that's a shit ton of money to make in 1 year. Especially since it's after tax.

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dj1200
07/08/21 5:57:17 PM
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This would be a regular job right? Like I have hours and protections from the government and all? I'm not like a slave right?

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UnfairRepresent
07/08/21 5:58:19 PM
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dj1200 posted...
This would be a regular job right? Like I have hours and protections from the government and all? I'm not like a slave right?
Slaves don't get paid

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PatrickMahomes
07/08/21 5:58:33 PM
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the fuck is the downside

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Smackems
07/08/21 5:59:14 PM
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So basically what I already do, but with a pretty young woman instead of an old woman, and with a shit ton more money

NO

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Big_Nabendu
07/08/21 6:00:01 PM
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No
She can pay me to clean my house
Fuck that bitch

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Kanaya413
07/08/21 6:01:19 PM
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I cant cook or clean :(
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nothanks1
07/08/21 6:01:37 PM
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I'd puke nonstop having to look at her
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UnfairRepresent
07/08/21 6:04:38 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
I'd puke nonstop having to look at her
that would making cooking and cleaning harder

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Geiki Ganger
07/08/21 6:07:03 PM
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$75,000 is worth debating.

For $750,000, this is a no-brainer offer.

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LeoRavus
07/08/21 6:09:31 PM
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I hope she likes meat.

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gatorsPENSbucs
07/08/21 6:09:57 PM
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I dont know who AOC is but $750,000 to be a maid/assistant? Sign me up.

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modena
07/08/21 6:11:28 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I hope she likes meat.

Lol.

I want to add that I would even go vegan and learn vegan recipes for anyone who paid me 3/4 of a mil.
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Phantom36
07/08/21 6:12:07 PM
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Mensis posted...
only if shell step on me


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El Mexicano Texano
07/08/21 6:14:22 PM
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This is easy I'm from Texas and can take care of horses

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NoxObscuras
07/08/21 6:15:21 PM
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Legato-and-Vash posted...
I don't have an obsession with her either, but I'd do it because that's a shit ton of money to make in 1 year. Especially since it's after tax.
Well, working for her for a year would mean I'd have to quit my job. And while $750,000 is a lot of money, it's not enough that I could just never work again afterwards. So, yeah that's not worth it for me, long term lol.

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AldousIsDead
07/08/21 6:22:13 PM
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No brainer.

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Ratchetrockon
07/08/21 6:24:15 PM
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Yeah i would

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/21 11:47:25 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
This is easy I'm from Texas and can take care of horses
ouchh

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UnfairRepresent
07/11/21 4:53:20 AM
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Bump

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Kylo_Ren_
07/11/21 5:02:32 AM
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$62,500 a month. Sign me up. I'll even do it for less.

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au_gold
07/11/21 6:02:20 AM
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Id do it for free.

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UnfairRepresent
07/12/21 4:41:17 AM
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Kylo_Ren_ posted...
$62,500 a month. Sign me up. I'll even do it for less.
You're bad at negotiating

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Master Kazuya
07/12/21 4:47:16 AM
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Damn I wish it was for forever

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The_Korey
07/12/21 5:18:52 AM
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Kleaning, I kan do, but the perfect woman literally deserves a chef that kan do more than oven fries/nuggets/pizza. >_>

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mooreandrew58
07/12/21 5:28:08 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Well, working for her for a year would mean I'd have to quit my job. And while $750,000 is a lot of money, it's not enough that I could just never work again afterwards. So, yeah that's not worth it for me, long term lol.

My job would gladly take me back after a years abcense. If I time it right I won't have to be pepper sprayed again but if so handled it well enough the first time

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Bloodmoon77
07/12/21 5:30:43 AM
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I'll never understand CEs obsession with her. Politics yes I get it but otherwise...no.

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Vicious_Dios
07/12/21 5:32:43 AM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
This is easy I'm from Texas and can take care of horses

lmao

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Master Kazuya
07/12/21 5:46:32 AM
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Bloodmoon77 posted...
I'll never understand CEs obsession with her. Politics yes I get it but otherwise...no.

A hot and smart woman that's a politician, actually follows through on her ideals of freedom and future, delivers her ideals in a coherent way, speaks like a normal, relatable person who has their own life, and isn't intimidated by political bullying. How could you not love that?

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Bloodmoon77
07/12/21 5:52:12 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
A hot and smart woman that's a politician, actually follows through on her ideals of freedom and future, delivers her ideals in a coherent way, speaks like a normal, relatable person who has their own life, and isn't intimidated by political bullying. How could you not love that?
Hot. No.

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