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MZero 07/08/21 9:41:00 AM #104:	Try that again --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955867953] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Try that again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yankees 07/08/21 9:42:44 AM #105:	LiquidOshawott posted... Time to call in your own dragon, Juan Bond Jovi --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/AntiquatedNotion <cite>Yankees posted [p:955868012] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite> <quote>Time to call in your own dragon, Juan Bond Jovi</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 9:49:14 AM #106:	You shout out your summon for your dragon. A summoning montage playes for three minutes as your dragon descends from the moon or some shit. It takes so long that the king checks his watch at least two times during the animation. It might have been more. Hard to tell. Finally Juan Bon Jovi, descends into the kings keep "IT IS I, JUAN BON JOVI GUARDIA.... Oh hey Bruce!" Juan waddles up to the king and gives him some sort of weird dragon high five fist bump ritual with his wings. Damn Dragon Frats. "Hey Juan!" The king replies. "Take a look at this garbage your summoner gave to me when I asked for a chicken sandwich. Can you believe this? Juan looks at it, then looks at you with a forlorn expresion. "Wow, what a crappy chicken sandwich. I really should have put a prohibition on things this terrible before we became soul bonded" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955868173] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You shout out your summon for your dragon. A summoning montage playes for three minutes as your dragon descends from the moon or some shit. It takes so long that the king checks his watch at least two times during the animation. It might have been more. Hard to tell. Finally Juan Bon Jovi, descends into the kings keep "IT IS I, JUAN BON JOVI GUARDIA.... Oh hey Bruce!" Juan waddles up to the king and gives him some sort of weird dragon high five fist bump ritual with his wings. Damn Dragon Frats. "Hey Juan!" The king replies. "Take a look at this garbage your summoner gave to me when I asked for a chicken sandwich. Can you believe this? Juan looks at it, then looks at you with a forlorn expresion. "Wow, what a crappy chicken sandwich. I really should have put a prohibition on things this terrible before we became soul bonded" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 9:53:58 AM #107:	Inquire as to why I was summoned out of all citizens in the realm to get him a chicken sandwich --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955868290] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Inquire as to why I was summoned out of all citizens in the realm to get him a chicken sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 10:11:06 AM #108:	_stingers_ posted... Inquire as to why I was summoned out of all citizens in the realm to get him a chicken sandwich --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955868737] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>_stingers_ posted... </cite> <quote>Inquire as to why I was summoned out of all citizens in the realm to get him a chicken sandwich</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 10:12:08 AM #109:	"I thought your name was funny" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955868772] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>"I thought your name was funny" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 10:18:01 AM #110:	Ask the dragon why his name is Juan Bon Jovi when I summoned Juan Bond Jovi --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955868930] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Ask the dragon why his name is Juan Bon Jovi when I summoned Juan Bond Jovi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/08/21 10:18:29 AM #111:	Tell the king that the chicken sandwich, while unappealing, was actually made with love and effort, and he should give it a bite before proceeding to dismiss it completely. --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:955868942] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Tell the king that the chicken sandwich, while unappealing, was actually made with love and effort, and he should give it a bite before proceeding to dismiss it completely. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 10:20:16 AM #112:	MZero posted... Ask the dragon why his name is Juan Bon Jovi when I summoned Juan Bond Jovi I have no idea what you are talking about >_> --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955868986] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>MZero posted... </cite> <quote>Ask the dragon why his name is Juan Bon Jovi when I summoned Juan Bond Jovi</quote> I have no idea what you are talking about >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 10:23:13 AM #113:	LiquidOshawott posted... Tell the king that the chicken sandwich, while unappealing, was actually made with love and effort, and he should give it a bite before proceeding to dismiss it completely. change my answer to this --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955869077] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>LiquidOshawott posted... </cite> <quote>Tell the king that the chicken sandwich, while unappealing, was actually made with love and effort, and he should give it a bite before proceeding to dismiss it completely.</quote> change my answer to this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 10:31:44 AM #114:	The king tries it "Wow! You are right this is great!" ... "Really?" "No" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955869313] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>The king tries it "Wow! You are right this is great!" ... "Really?" "No" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 10:33:38 AM #115:	Explain what happened with the chicken uprising and see if the king believes it --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955869368] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Explain what happened with the chicken uprising and see if the king believes it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 10:41:30 AM #116:	hombad46 posted... Explain what happened with the chicken uprising and see if the king believes it --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955869615] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>hombad46 posted... </cite> <quote>Explain what happened with the chicken uprising and see if the king believes it</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 10:44:00 AM #117:	So you are telling me there are still chickens out there then? Sounds like you could make me a chicken sandwich --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955869689] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>So you are telling me there are still chickens out there then? Sounds like you could make me a chicken sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 10:45:33 AM #118:	Inform him that we are not beholden to his whims and ride out on Juan Bond Jovi --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955869741] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Inform him that we are not beholden to his whims and ride out on Juan Bond Jovi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 11:03:23 AM #119:	Challenge the king to a rap battle --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955870196] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Challenge the king to a rap battle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 11:03:50 AM #120:	hombad46 posted... Challenge the king to a rap battle --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955870213] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>hombad46 posted... </cite> <quote>Challenge the king to a rap battle</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 11:15:03 AM #121:	"Ok... For what stakes?" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955870491] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>"Ok... For what stakes?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 11:27:19 AM #122:	Tree fiddy --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955870823] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Tree fiddy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 11:43:50 AM #123:	hombad46 posted... Tree fiddy --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955871297] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>hombad46 posted... </cite> <quote>Tree fiddy</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 11:48:38 AM #124:	My name is the king and I'm actually a dragon If I told you more about myself you would think I'm just braggin You smell like your name and if you don't leave soon You are going to find my hurt hits you like a full moon --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955871431] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>My name is the king and I'm actually a dragon If I told you more about myself you would think I'm just braggin You smell like your name and if you don't leave soon You are going to find my hurt hits you like a full moon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 12:13:43 PM #125:	You say you're a dragon but you smell more like a llama It doesn't matter either way cause I still smashed yo mama I got the rhymes that'll end your silly reign of fraudulence Cause I'm a deadly combination of laser beams and flatulence --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955872121] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You say you're a dragon but you smell more like a llama It doesn't matter either way cause I still smashed yo mama I got the rhymes that'll end your silly reign of fraudulence Cause I'm a deadly combination of laser beams and flatulence </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 12:18:07 PM #126:	I second those lyrics --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955872248] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>I second those lyrics </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 12:26:14 PM #127:	Mzero for president --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955872495] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Mzero for president </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 12:56:46 PM #128:	The dragon hands you three fifty and a 2nd place bowling champions trophy that he won at a bowling alley 7 years ago. "Can you get me a sandwich now" --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955873427] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>The dragon hands you three fifty and a 2nd place bowling champions trophy that he won at a bowling alley 7 years ago. "Can you get me a sandwich now" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 1:00:18 PM #129:	Eh, the king seems pretty chill. I say we go get the sandwich by finding the strongest chicken in the uprising and claiming it for the sandwich. --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955873529] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Eh, the king seems pretty chill. I say we go get the sandwich by finding the strongest chicken in the uprising and claiming it for the sandwich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 1:07:07 PM #130:	Get him a sandwich --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955873734] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Get him a sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 2:51:25 PM #131:	Are those two the same response? --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955877026] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Are those two the same response? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeatoAnAccount 07/08/21 3:17:58 PM #132:	"Can you get me a sandwich now" Get the king a non- chicken sandwich --- Neato, an account <cite>NeatoAnAccount posted [p:955877927] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote><quote>"Can you get me a sandwich now"</quote> Get the king a non- chicken sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/08/21 3:47:56 PM #133:	hombad46 posted... go get the sandwich by finding the strongest chicken in the uprising and claiming it for the sandwich. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955878888] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>hombad46 posted...</cite> <quote>go get the sandwich by finding the strongest chicken in the uprising and claiming it for the sandwich.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/08/21 4:21:21 PM #134:	Ask the guard to Uber Eats a chicken sandwich. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955879958] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Ask the guard to Uber Eats a chicken sandwich. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 4:22:03 PM #135:	You decide to go hunt chickens. Where do you go? A.Hide out in fast food restaraunts B. Head to Poultry Farms C. Go to a butcher plant --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955879982] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You decide to go hunt chickens. Where do you go? A.Hide out in fast food restaraunts B. Head to Poultry Farms C. Go to a butcher plant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/08/21 4:26:29 PM #136:	B. Head to Poultry Farms --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955880131] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>B. Head to Poultry Farms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 4:43:36 PM #137:	B --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955880632] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>B </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 4:55:04 PM #138:	You head to a poultry farm and find it nearly deserted. At first glance the chickens seem to be completely missing --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955880994] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You head to a poultry farm and find it nearly deserted. At first glance the chickens seem to be completely missing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hombad46 07/08/21 4:56:13 PM #139:	Take a second glance --- "That's Engarde hairflip metal detector tier btw" -XIII_rocks <cite>hombad46 posted [p:955881038] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Take a second glance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_PandaMaster_ 07/08/21 5:31:27 PM #140:	Take out your chicken detector. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/vSxmcbX.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/CrYnBhq.png https://imgur.com/Em9Xlbu [#Life&Hometown] https://i.imgtc.com/790csbr.jpg <cite>_PandaMaster_ posted [p:955882146] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Take out your chicken detector. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/08/21 5:36:47 PM #141:	_PandaMaster_ posted... Take out your chicken detector. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955882314] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>_PandaMaster_ posted...</cite> <quote>Take out your chicken detector. </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 6:19:14 PM #142:	Boop Boop Boop The chicken detector shows the chicken were dragged to a nearby cave. Outside the cave you see two chicken mechs standing guard --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955883610] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Boop Boop Boop The chicken detector shows the chicken were dragged to a nearby cave. Outside the cave you see two chicken mechs standing guard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/08/21 7:03:29 PM #143:	Ask the chicken mechs if they'd like a milkshake. --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955884992] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Ask the chicken mechs if they'd like a milkshake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/08/21 7:11:50 PM #144:	Disguise yourself as a chicken mech. --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955885285] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Disguise yourself as a chicken mech.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Grimmer 07/08/21 7:20:29 PM #145:	Xeybozn posted... Disguise yourself as a chicken mech. --- Yankees mobile account <cite>Grimmer posted [p:955885546] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Xeybozn posted... </cite> <quote>Disguise yourself as a chicken mech.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 8:13:32 PM #146:	You assemble yourself a chicken mech costume that only vaguely looks like a mech and stroll in the door. The chickens at the cave entrance command you to halt "Bawk Bawk!" (Halt! who goes there?) --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955887145] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote> You assemble yourself a chicken mech costume that only vaguely looks like a mech and stroll in the door. The chickens at the cave entrance command you to halt "Bawk Bawk!" (Halt! who goes there?) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 07/08/21 8:14:16 PM #147:	Do the chicken dance --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus <cite>FFDragon posted [p:955887161] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Do the chicken dance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 07/08/21 8:18:02 PM #148:	Specifically these chicken dances https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/0d/3a/610d3a57556f3ed4ecb8d51e9a0eb3c2.gif --- Change is weird. <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:955887272] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Specifically these chicken dances https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/0d/3a/610d3a57556f3ed4ecb8d51e9a0eb3c2.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xeybozn 07/08/21 8:31:09 PM #149:	FFDragon posted... Do the chicken dance --- Congrats to 2020 GotD Guru champ azuarc! <cite>Xeybozn posted [p:955887679] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>FFDragon posted...</cite> <quote>Do the chicken dance </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/08/21 9:10:36 PM #150:	You do the chicken dance. Confused, they also start dancing along with you. Eventually this devolves into a musical dance number. Soon backup chicken mechs start dancing behind you. You head into the cave entrance When you reach the entrance inside you see stone carvings of chikens along the walls, along with long slim metal rods. No other door is visible --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:955888932] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>You do the chicken dance. Confused, they also start dancing along with you. Eventually this devolves into a musical dance number. Soon backup chicken mechs start dancing behind you. You head into the cave entrance When you reach the entrance inside you see stone carvings of chikens along the walls, along with long slim metal rods. No other door is visible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MZero 07/08/21 9:37:40 PM #151:	Carefully remove the section of rock containing a chicken carving and make a sandwich out of it --- MZero, to the extreme I never saw azuarc coming, but he won the Guru! <cite>MZero posted [p:955889707] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Carefully remove the section of rock containing a chicken carving and make a sandwich out of it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/08/21 9:58:37 PM #152:	Take a slim metal rod and stick it up the butt of the second chiken --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:955890271] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Take a slim metal rod and stick it up the butt of the second chiken </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 07/08/21 10:18:21 PM #153:	Laser fart --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:955890881] in This topic... [t:79552689]...</cite> <quote>Laser fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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