Current Events > You have 15 Minutes to do 300 push ups or you DIE!

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hmmm? I probably could tbh.
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ollie you would literally struggle to fucking move if you fell over

Fair, next

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i have done so little pushups in my life that i have no way to gauge if that would be feasible for me

Like competently done push ups? I'm sure I could perform 300 actions similar to push ups, but I'd die if it's like some drill sargent only counting properly done ones.

I could do 50 at once a few years ago.

I'd probably do 10 now and have to take an hour break.

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Can they be half-assed? Then Ill survive. If they have to be perfect, I think my arms and chest would give out after 200, but Id try.

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I'd die

I spend 15 minutes deeding instead

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I can do about 50 at once, but I don't think I could cool down enough to get 6 times that in 15 minutes. My guess is less than 1% of the population can do this.

Make it 100 in 15 minutes. That will still kill off most.

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Can they be against a wall or on my knees?

I mean who can say which direction is really up?

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Winrawr posted...

i have done so little pushups in my life that i have no way to gauge if that would be feasible for me

It's not

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I can't, I have a medical excuse.

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I just did two sets of 50 in under five minutes. Believe me if you want.
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CosmicShadows posted...

I just did two sets of 50 in under five minutes. Believe me if you want.

I could believe it. But can you do 4 more sets of 50 in the next 10?

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Thats a push up every three seconds according to my calculator app

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So... you're saying I'd live about ten minutes longer if I don't bother?

Using a stopwatch, I could do 10 pushups in about 30 seconds. So even if I could keep up with that rate with perfect stamana I'd only hit... 90 pushups
Dead

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bsp77 posted...

I could believe it. But can you do 4 more sets of 50 in the next 10?

Just did 50 more. At 150 atm.
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Situps, sure. Push ups, I'm dead.
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Eh, I might be able to. I doubt it since I would be shaking so much from being nervous and rushed, though

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I'm not sure I could even do reaching planks for 15 minutes tbh

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Just did 299 in under a minute, hopefully it gets easier the next minute cause boy oh boy I sure am tired

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RedJackson posted...

Just did 299 in under a minute, hopefully it gets easier the next minute cause boy oh boy I sure am tired

Good trolling fella. <__<
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CosmicShadows posted...

Good trolling fella. <__<

Im sorry, its hard to use both hands to type when youre doing push-ups so Im just doing cock-ups to make up for my one push-up


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RedJackson posted...

Im sorry, its hard to use both hands to type when youre doing push-ups so Im just doing cock-ups to make up for my one push-up

Oh you have enough room above you to do cock ups or do you have to do them outdoors like me

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I don't think I've even done 300 push-ups in my whole life.

Good as dead. I don't even bother trying. I wonder what kind of activity would be best to amuse yourself for 15 minutes flat?

Spidey5 posted...

Situps, sure. Push ups, I'm dead.

I'd at least make an attempt if it were sit-ups. 15 or 20 years ago, I would have managed it easily. Now I'm too old and slow, would probably die but would still try.

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No not even in my prime. I die

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Currently paraplegic. Wouldn't be able to.

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Easily.

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Easy. I bench 215 so 300 pushups in 15 minutes is doable. Wouldn't expect most of ce to, bunch of overweight slobs.

To form? Hell no. And I highly doubt most of CE could.

Tiny little wimp push-ups? Sure.

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I can do 60 pushups max in a minute. Give or take 3 minutes rest time and I can do 30 more. Then 20 more in another 2 minutes rest time.
That's 7 minutes total.

So in 15 minutes, probably 200 pushups max. As much as I'd like to say yes, no I can't. And honestly almost no one, even the most fittest person, can do 300 in 15 minutes. It's just effin dumb

Whoever says they can are a bunch of delusional egoists who has likely never tried doing as many pushups before.

trappedunderice posted...

Easy. I bench 215 so 300 pushups in 15 minutes is doable. Wouldn't expect most of ce to, bunch of overweight slobs.

Your benching strength records does NOT translate into pushup reps AT ALL.

This many pushup reps depends more on your bodyweight fitness and endurance relying on Type 1 muscle fibres than Type 2 fibres. It's less to do with strength than it does with body conditioning

Go look at the world's strongest men. Brian Shaw can deadlift a cow or smth I dont care. But I highly doubt even he can do a 100 pushups in 5 minutes

Idk 300 is a lot and I do 100 regularly

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Mackorov posted...

Your benching strength records does NOT translate into pushup reps AT ALL.

This many pushup reps depends more on your bodyweight fitness and endurance relying on Type 1 muscle fibres than Type 2 fibres. It's less to do with strength than it does with body conditioning

Go look at the world's strongest men. Brian Shaw can deadlift a cow or smth I dont care. But I highly doubt even he can do a 100 pushups in 5 minutes

Somebodys angry because they cant bench 215


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Mackorov posted...

Your benching strength records does NOT translate into pushup reps AT ALL.

This many pushup reps depends more on your bodyweight fitness and endurance relying on Type 1 muscle fibres than Type 2 fibres. It's less to do with strength than it does with body conditioning

Go look at the world's strongest men. Brian Shaw can deadlift a cow or smth I dont care. But I highly doubt even he can do a 100 pushups in 5 minutes

Could gymnast do 300 pushups in 15 mins?

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i can barely do 1 pushup

where's that "guess i'll die" meme?

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I could have done that with ease when I was in high school. I used to be able to do over a hundred in a row.

I could probably still do it. It's only 20 per minute.

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MrDrMan posted...

Somebodys angry because they cant bench 215

since when I said I cant? :)

TerraSeeker posted...

I could have done that with ease when I was in high school. I used to be able to do over a hundred in a row.

I could probably still do it. It's only 20 per minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzo_O9MpKL4
this dude did 210 reps in 10 minutes and he was already struggling like mad past 150 reps.

100 more reps in 3 minutes is simply impossible (for most people).Who knows, maybe some other random russian out there can do it

I can do 100 in a row multiple times with 2 to 3 min breaks between soyeah i can do it

Can we eat 300 push ups instead?

Nope. 200 maybe. But not 300.

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Do they have to be full on push ups? Or half ass ones? I could easily do the half ass or even 75% ass ones. Full on ones would be very difficult and probably couldn't do it in that time frame.

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I call bullshit on any of you fucks that thinks you can crank out 1 pushup every 3 seconds for a solid quarter hour

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Can you even do 20 pushups per minute? That is 3 seconds per push up, even the smallest mistake or slowdown would kill you.

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I highly doubt I could do that in 15 minutes because of nerve damage.

I accept my fate.

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