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PBusted
06/29/21 11:48:43 AM
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Adactylidium is a type of mite which probably has the fastest (and possibly the most disturbing) mating cycle of any animal: the male mates with his sisters in the mother's womb. The baby mites then eat their way out of the mother and the process is repeated in four days. In some species, the male emerges from the mother alongside his sisters and then dies a few hours later, while in other species, he doesn't emerge at all, because his only purpose was to impregnate his unborn sisters

While not quite as extreme as Adactylidium, the common stoat has a very bizarre mating strategy for a mammal. While males sexually mature at about a year old, females are sexually mature at three weeks old, when they're still blind, deaf, and hairless, and the mother will let adult males mate with her female kits while they're still infants. Female stoats are able to retain sperm from mating for up to ten months later before fertilization and spend almost all their life pregnant.

Nature, you are fucking scary

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WingsOfGood
06/29/21 11:55:34 AM
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Exterminate this.
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Purple_Cheetah
06/29/21 12:07:20 PM
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That's hawt.

Goin while the goin's good.
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gunplagirl
06/29/21 12:10:14 PM
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*is born pregnant and will die because of the pregnancy*

Oof

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Smackems
06/29/21 12:11:34 PM
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I just looked up stoats and they're cute as fuck

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Solar_Crimson
06/29/21 12:22:47 PM
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Pedophile weasels

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archedsoul
06/29/21 12:24:34 PM
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I feel like Greenland Sharks taking 150 years to reach sexual maturity is far more insane than something like this.

Motherfuckers born during the Civil War just started fucking.

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Smackems
06/29/21 12:26:40 PM
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archedsoul posted...
I feel like Greenland Sharks taking 150 years to reach sexual maturity is far more insane than something like this.

Motherfuckers born during the Civil War just started fucking.
The dream of the Republican party

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KainWind
06/29/21 11:46:39 PM
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What do they even accomplish in those 4 days?

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Nukazie
06/29/21 11:47:17 PM
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incredibly hot

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PBusted
06/30/21 7:41:14 PM
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You know, I've always thought Kangaskhan being born with a baby was completely nonsensical and impossible but there's actually an animal IRL that reproduces like it.
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BloodMoon7
06/30/21 7:48:36 PM
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There are no male Kangaskhan because they mated with their sisters inside the womb and then died.
:v

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Kitt
07/01/21 1:48:03 PM
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refmon
07/01/21 1:54:29 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
is this how tribbles do it


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Ratchetrockon
07/01/21 1:56:58 PM
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Cool stuff

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What_
07/01/21 1:57:05 PM
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When nature goes wrong
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Megaman50100
07/01/21 2:00:43 PM
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Really changes the implication of the phrase 'Randy as a stoat'

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R1masher
07/01/21 2:05:03 PM
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Still nothing compared to what sea lions are doing to the penguins - Burgess Meredith

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Tyranthraxus
07/01/21 2:06:22 PM
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KainWind posted...
What do they even accomplish in those 4 days?
Mite not accomplish anything

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PBusted
07/02/21 2:26:25 PM
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R1masher posted...
Still nothing compared to what sea lions are doing to the penguins - Burgess Meredith

I have not heard about this. Do they do something special to them besides eating them?
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1337toothbrush
07/02/21 2:30:37 PM
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archedsoul posted...
I feel like Greenland Sharks taking 150 years to reach sexual maturity is far more insane than something like this.

Motherfuckers born during the Civil War just started fucking.
CE has a lot in common!

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Graycap
07/02/21 2:33:51 PM
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The male emerges as well, but does not look for food or new mates, and dies

Reminds me of someone. >_>
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King Rial
07/02/21 2:36:17 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Mite not accomplish anything


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ThanksUglyGod
07/02/21 2:38:18 PM
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Not familiar with this doujin
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FF_Redux
07/02/21 2:40:25 PM
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DaveTheUseless
07/02/21 2:41:19 PM
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There's a The Trent meme somewhere in here

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FightingGames
07/02/21 2:42:10 PM
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PBusted posted...
male mates with his sisters
Why this is naturally selected to be the case? It's pretty much asexual reproduction but with the same amount of work as sexual reproduction

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StarSpangled
07/04/21 6:51:00 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Oh god I remember this.

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Purple_Cheetah
07/04/21 7:03:06 AM
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PBusted posted...
I have not heard about this. Do they do something special to them besides eating them?
They try to make a new species.
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PBusted
07/06/21 6:18:20 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
They try to make a new species.

They do a dolphin?
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Giblet_Enjoyer
07/06/21 6:35:54 AM
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FF_Redux posted...


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Crazyman93
07/06/21 6:37:48 AM
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PBusted posted...
The baby mites then eat their way out of the mother
I swear I've seen this as a horror plot.

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Turbam
07/06/21 6:43:25 AM
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PBusted posted...
his only purpose was to impregnate his unborn sisters


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FF_Redux
07/06/21 7:57:27 AM
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