Current Events > Somewhere in the multiverse is a world where Ask Jeeves beat Google

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CM_Ponch
06/27/21 11:20:31 AM
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Jeeves Drive, Jeeves Mail, Jeeves phones

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lilORANG
06/27/21 11:24:31 AM
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Jeeves would totally fuck Bixby in that universe.
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Jiek_Fafn
06/27/21 11:25:34 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Jeeves would totally fuck Bixby in that universe.
Jeeves does not fuck. Jeeves makes love.

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Tyranthraxus
06/27/21 11:26:17 AM
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The Zune is also a massive success and I love playing Super Mario Odyssey on my Sega Sagittarius

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Xavier_On_High
06/27/21 11:32:12 AM
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I would use the Jeeves browser on my Cybiko ZX to book tickets for a ride on the President Gore Memorial Space Elevator.

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Tyranthraxus
06/27/21 11:37:33 AM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
I would use the Jeeves browser on my Cybiko ZX to book tickets for a ride on the President Gore Memorial Space Elevator.
What kind of Graphics Blaster do you have in your gaming PC?

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Xavier_On_High
06/27/21 11:46:56 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What kind of Graphics Blaster do you have in your gaming PC?

Compaq PHAETON retinal emitters. I know they're not top of the line, but they're the only ones that fit my eye sockets.

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redlem
06/27/21 11:47:15 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What kind of Graphics Blaster do you have in your gaming PC?
The sweet setup the guys at Computer City had picked for me.
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DarkRoast
06/27/21 11:51:42 AM
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Myst comes on Zip Disks

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Unsugarized_Foo
06/27/21 11:56:13 AM
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President Hilary Clinton asks voters if they went to the polls. Well, Digimon Go vote?

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/27/21 12:01:11 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
Myst comes on Laserdisc

Fixd.

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DarkRoast
06/27/21 12:01:56 PM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Fixd.

LaserZipDisk

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Zikten
06/27/21 12:04:31 PM
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Speaking of defunct search engines, does anyone remember this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Dewey?wprov=sfla1

Search engine that had a live action woman that would talk to you. I remember it coming out, but then it seemed like it just came and went
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InTheEyesOfFire
06/27/21 12:04:49 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
LaserZipDisk

Now thats something!

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Billyionaire
06/27/21 12:04:53 PM
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HD-DVD is clearly the best way to own a movie.

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Rapid99
06/27/21 12:14:50 PM
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The 3DO 5 boasts 4K FMV titles such as Plumbers Don't Wear Watches and Way of the Warrior 7

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DarkRoast
06/27/21 12:16:39 PM
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Atari Bobcat

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Blue_Target
06/27/21 12:17:54 PM
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Can't wait for WCW Nitro tomorrow

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BeantownHero
06/27/21 12:24:45 PM
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Does the Dreamcast go on to have a healthy life span with plenty of classics in this universe?

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Irony
06/27/21 12:25:10 PM
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Ask Jeeves should be a phone AI like Siri

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Southernfatman
06/27/21 12:26:53 PM
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The N Gage 12 debuts and is a massive hit.

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WilliamPorygon
06/27/21 12:28:32 PM
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Back in the late 90s when my friend had internet access and I didn't I was at his house one day and as a joke I said in a snooty butler voice, "Do you think my butt looks big, Jeeves?" My friend cautioned me I couldn't actually enter that because pictures of butts would actually come up and he'd get in trouble.

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CM_Ponch
06/27/21 2:15:53 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The Zune is also a massive success and I love playing Super Mario Odyssey on my Sega Sagittarius
I was thinking about this yesterday, but would Sega have survived the following generations from a quality standpoint? Imagine the Sega Dreamcast 3 being championed by Sonic 06

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Spidey5
06/27/21 2:17:15 PM
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FF_Redux
06/27/21 2:17:50 PM
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BilalPowell
06/27/21 2:19:44 PM
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I prefer Dogpile Drive myself

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Rapid99
06/28/21 12:59:35 PM
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There is no Siri, Google Assistant, or whatever the fuck.

It's



just



Bonzai Buddy.





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Questionmarktarius
06/28/21 1:01:50 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
I prefer Dogpile Drive myself
The best thing about Dogpile was misspelling it and ending up at an extra-freaky porn site.
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The_Hat
06/28/21 1:09:08 PM
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Guys I just watched that new show on Blockbuster streaming, what did you think?!
I'm so hype for DCU, shame the MCU movies are so dark and gritty.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
06/28/21 1:10:35 PM
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Sorry to inform you, but I've run the simulations. In all scenarios, askjeeves loses to someone

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