Current Events > 27 dogs or 2 people. You can only save 1 group

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/21 5:21:00 AM
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Who do you save?


2 trains are speeding towards a small pile of nano explosives planted the evil villain Captain Uruguay. There's no time to warm them before it's too late.

You can remotely use a railroad switch to change the tracks to an alternate route and prevent one train from reaching the explosives but not both.

One train contains 27 dogs
The other contains 2 human beings, Bruce and Jane



How do you react?
Who do you save?

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Xethuminra
06/27/21 5:22:46 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Captain Uruguay

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SomeLikeItHoth
06/27/21 5:22:48 AM
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Dogs. Idc about people.

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OwlRammer
06/27/21 5:23:33 AM
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Nukazie
06/27/21 5:24:49 AM
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the white folks

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Smackems
06/27/21 5:30:51 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Dogs. Idc about people.


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ModLogic
06/27/21 5:32:44 AM
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Turbam
06/27/21 5:33:25 AM
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Does Jane have a fat ass?

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ZevLoveDOOM
06/27/21 5:34:45 AM
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im not one of those people who values animals more than humans but cmon, i would feel terrible if i let those 27 doggos die...
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BipBapBam
06/27/21 5:35:30 AM
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There's like at least a 20% chance Bruce is Batman so he can save himself and his woman. I'm saving the dogs.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/27/21 5:40:49 AM
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Im saving the 27 mans best friends.

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/21 6:59:26 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
im not one of those people who values animals more than humans but

but you're valuing animals more than humans

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Flauros
06/27/21 7:05:37 AM
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The humans. No sane person would choose some damn dogs over humans.

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Xethuminra
06/27/21 7:06:15 AM
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Save the humans
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h23456bca
06/27/21 7:29:14 AM
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The dogs. Not because the people are white or anything, I wouldnt care what color they were, I typically like dogs more than people usually.

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LanaDurant
06/27/21 7:31:20 AM
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Bruce and Jane seem to be in love, and they would likely be content with dying together

Saving the 27 dogs, easily.
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trappedunderice
06/27/21 7:32:43 AM
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Flauros posted...
The humans. No sane person would choose some damn dogs over humans.
I mean this is current events gamefaqs, like 90% of the users on here are not sane.
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Garlands_Soul
06/27/21 7:33:44 AM
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The people

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UnfairRepresent
06/27/21 7:36:10 AM
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h23456bca posted...
Not because the people are white or anything
erm...

ok

kinda weird you brought that up

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Choco
06/27/21 7:36:32 AM
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half of ce is over 30 and yet they're still cringe-ass edgelords

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AlmightyCheeks
06/27/21 7:37:50 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Dogs. Idc about people.


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Mareen
06/27/21 7:38:51 AM
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Flauros
06/27/21 9:48:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent
06/27/21 1:06:37 PM
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Dead even so far

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Kylo_Ren_
06/27/21 1:23:18 PM
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Tough. I mean what do I get in return?

Villain Captain Uruguay. Lol. That name.

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RAAAWWWRRR
06/27/21 1:29:43 PM
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Doggos

Who the hecc are the couples?

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Guide
06/27/21 1:30:44 PM
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Do the dogs have families?

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RedJackson
06/27/21 1:30:48 PM
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Dogs definitely

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Dark_Spiret
06/27/21 1:34:57 PM
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i dunno, i see some pits in there...
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BarbaricAvatar
06/27/21 1:37:21 PM
#30:


The dogs. 3's a bad number for humans when they're not all the same gender.

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Kanaya413
06/27/21 1:38:47 PM
#31:


Move the explosives
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AloneIBreak
06/27/21 1:40:20 PM
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It could be 27 people versus a 16 year old dog with terminal cancer and Id still save the dog.

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UnfairRepresent
06/28/21 5:55:12 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
It could be 27 people versus a 16 year old dog with terminal cancer and Id still save the dog.
"My name is Not Important."

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BloodMoon7
06/28/21 5:59:05 AM
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I "save" the people from death by explosion and instead grant them death by shark tank. Then I go after this small time Captain whatever. Only room for one villain in town.

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GhettoFlip
06/28/21 5:59:24 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
It could be 27 people versus a 16 year old dog with terminal cancer and Id still save the dog.

look at this clown

@AloneIBreak

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DeadlyNinjaBees
06/28/21 6:14:20 AM
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Dogs for sure! How is people winning?!?!
You guys are all decoys.

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UnfairRepresent
06/28/21 1:20:36 PM
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DeadlyNinjaBees posted...
Dogs for sure! How is people winning?!?!
You guys are all decoys.
its pretty much dead even

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The_Korey
06/28/21 1:29:57 PM
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06/28/21 1:32:09 PM
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Frosted_Midna
06/28/21 1:32:47 PM
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The_Korey posted...
There's a pit bull among the dogs. Save the humans.

Is the pitbull sus?!

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AceWingsta
06/28/21 1:33:41 PM
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Is there a pitbull among the 27 dogs?

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The_Korey
06/28/21 1:36:39 PM
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Frosted_Midna posted...
Is the pitbull sus?!

Very. Even if I sacrificed the humans in favor of the dogs, there's no way the little dog was gonna last another round either way.

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Shablagoo
06/28/21 1:39:13 PM
#43:


I save all 29 beings.

UnfairRepresent posted...
but you're valuing animals more than humans

not necessarily. 27 > 2

UnfairRepresent posted...
erm...

ok

kinda weird you brought that up

he didnt, see post #5

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catboy
06/28/21 1:44:07 PM
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Saving the people seems like the right choice to me, idk, unless they are really bad people or something.

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Marmitecashews
06/28/21 1:55:01 PM
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The people.

If the dogs are good dogs, they would want me to save the humans.

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NoxObscuras
06/28/21 1:55:19 PM
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I save the people. Then go home to console my perfect girlfriend because captain Uruguay just killed all her dogs, that monster!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79537344

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UnfairRepresent
06/28/21 9:26:44 PM
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People are starting to run away with it

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Dakimakura
06/28/21 9:27:17 PM
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jon1012
06/28/21 9:27:49 PM
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The dogs will forget. The humans.

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